Episode 204 - Somehow Not a Single Mention of Tiffany

You know those big, weird buildings with enormous parking lots? They're called "shopping malls", and I know it sounds crazy, but it turns out they actually used to serve a purpose. They were these large, air-conditioned domes where you could buy stuff. Clothes, mostly. Like, somehow there were forty different places to buy a goddamned shirt. Now they fire them out of cannons at rowdy sports fans. It single-handedly put malls out of business.