Episode 21:Le père Noël est une ordure/Santa Claus is a Bastard

  Bonjour, Mon Ami, tonight Nightcaps at the Theater is going back to Paris, France, with the raunchy, raucous, frolicking farce that is 1982’s Le père Noël est une ordure or Santa Claus is a Bastard/Stinker. If you ever have had a rough time during the holidays or are just down in general then why don’t you call in to our “SOS Distress Friendship” Suicide Prevention Hotline. We are all here for you during this holiday season, as long as we aren’t stuck in an elevator, breeding rabbits, eating oysters, or throwing random corpse pieces to zoo animals. What was that last one…oh, never mind. Strap in to see just how homeless ruffians, stuffy telephone operators, and a drag queen manages to survive one of the most magical nights of the year. Trust us your family has nothing on the crass, vulgar mouths, stuffed into this French Film and if you beg to differ…mon dieu. Press the Button! Press the Button! Bang! Tonight, on the Marquee: What is going on?!? Is it Christmas?!?! Thanks for the Oysters! We Watch 1982’s “Le père Noël est une ordure” or Santa Claus is a Stinker. V. Court – Maniac, Rupaul’s Holli-slay Spectacular + AS4, Lindsay Ellis, Brows Held High, Movie Nights, Snake Discovery, Daredevil, Nick Cage, and Jessica Jones. Movie Phone – Happy Death Day 2 U, Ingmar Berman’s Kris, The Seventh Seal, The Favorite, The Holiday, The Grinch (2018), Hardcore Henry and, Upgrade. Troddin the Boards – To Kill a Mockingbird, Hadestown, and Seussical Disc Jockeys – thank u, next! Meghan Trainor, Billy Porter, Earl Sweatshirt Some Rap Songs, Meek Mill, Mitski, Beirut Jennifer Coolidge Impressions. We Love You Frenchies, but Mike Myers is Canadian! Pimp slapping 8 year olds? I’m here for it. Bad Santa Prequel? Simon Says and Trumpet Playing, All while having to Pee, in a Stuck Elevator! Preskovic and his “Shitty” Meals. One Basket of Oysters. This Poor Bunny! The Little Death… Breaks Chair Over Head!   “Speaking of Netflix “Bom Boms” – Kevin Spacey STAHP! “DO YOU WANT TO WATCH THE GRINCH?!?!” – Should we watch Battlefield Earth again? SLAPPY AND THE STINKERS!!! – Future Must Watch. Is this N.J. or Paris? Tits and Pig Out! – Bob Ross didn’t teach us this. Why is there Grease in my Pocket? – Us Every Friday Night. A Basket of General Tso’s Please! Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G