Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Sneak Attack. I'm Reed, your host and game master of this original sci-fi adventure. To my left, we have Arthur T. Sure. And Lucky. Last time on Sneak Attack, the gang landed on planet TA-0901, designation T-Bird, and met a handful of interesting people. Met the general, who is an old Praetorian that ran kind of an antique shop where he sold all his old military stuff. Salute. Salute the troops. We met Red, or his name's Fred, but everyone calls him Red Fred, because he's an ardent with very bright red fur, and he runs an inn tavern kind of place. He has a jungle gym, and he...
Punched Ethan right into cranberries. And he would not sell me uncooked bacon. No, he would not. And then we met the town protector by the name of Oswald. He's a Beccarian who is kind of a family man, but very loyal, very non-confrontational, despite the fact that he looks pretty awesome rocking around with a sweet gold revolver. However, he, more than anything, strives to keep the peace and not cause any more conflict. But, lo and behold, with that mentality, a giant Class 3 explorer ship lands in the middle, pretty much in the middle of town, and these really terrible...
half-human, half-augment, or half-organic, half-augment creatures started emerging from the ship and walking up to the four of you guys, like five of you, including Oswald, and then began to do a scan using one of their sentry drones. They lit up the scan, exploded into life when it passed over Lucky, and then all of them equipped their holoshields, meaning they are all Templars of some kind. Which is the moment when I went, we will die if we fight them. It seems unwise, but... You just don't know. You don't know what they're here for. We may not get a choice. You may not. I'm in the middle of an important phone call. He was calling, I think, the bacon manufacturer. Whoever delivers the bacon to Red Fred. It is the bacon. Maybe they're bringing it. Maybe. Yeah, this is the bacon delivery. Who ordered bacon? I should ask them. I'm going to ask them. All right, so we'll say that you guys are about 30 meters away from this group of half-man, half-machine augment.
freaks and... Are they charging us or are they sitting there behind their shields? So the first guy, the leader of the group, he's this mechanized brax. Yeah, real big. Real big guy. Very tall for a brax. Unbalanced. And when he released his hollow shield, he planted it into the ground and then it extended to be 10 meters wide. So everyone's hiding behind that. And then everyone else just has their shields out in their normal position. Yeah. So how much do you know about the followings of other deities? I...
I only know of Aurelia because she found me, so I'm not, like, well-versed. Okay, that's fine. So by you seeing this display, this doesn't tip you off as to who these Templars follow. All I'm certain of is that they do not serve Aurelia. That is a fact. Because they are very unbalanced. Yes. So, what do you guys do? Are you here at the bacon? You hear the—it sounds almost, like, digitized. Like, the voice is, like, kind of like you're tuning, like, an AM radio, and it kind of, like, goes in and out of signal. You just hear this voice respond with, We are not here for your bacon. Who do you serve? Is it not obvious?
No. Not obvious at all. No one knows who you serve. The Braxton turns around and looks at the group and goes, really? Yes. I have no idea. No, none at all. We are followers of Kinsella, the god of life. I don't know her. Him? Him. What? And he's just dumbfounded. Kinsella. Kinsella. Kinsella. I serve Aurelia, the goddess of time. We know who you serve. He looks like Chip.
What is your purpose here? What does Kensella want with this place? They all arc their heads back and start laughing in unison. Very ha ha ha ha. The Brax pipe backs up again. He goes, we are not here for anything on this planet other than you. Me? You, Lucky, yes. They're talking to you. Oh good, they don't want bacon. What business have you with the servant of Aurelia? Give yourself up freely. Everyone else will be spared.
Well, you should probably go then. It was good knowing you. Can I have a shotgun? No. No, I just got shields. I turn my shield off because what's the freaking point? Sure. And I step towards them. Okay. Not like full sprint, but I'll start walking their direction. And I say in Braxian to the guy at the front. Okay. Brother, is any of your true self left to you? You are not my brother. I take it then you no longer consider yourself Brax.
Organic life is weak and futile. It has an end. We are eternal. And you will not tell me any more of what you want with me. We have been tasked by Kinsella to find you. Me? Wow, you must be important. Specifically.
Do we understand this conversation? I'm out of Brax now. Just to be clear, Lucky initiated in Brax. This guy responded in Common. Only in Common. This guy will never speak Braxian. Getting some serious Borg vibes going on over here. They do kind of want to assimilate a little bit. Borg. Oh, I thought you said Borg. Dan, just say it. Dan, say you're Borg. This is so beneath me, guys. Everybody knows you have a secret identity.
Oh, gosh, this is hard. If they were here for anyone else, he would fight, but if it's just for him. What do you do? He looks at Ethan. Are you up from the ground yet? Yeah. Okay. He walks over to you and says, give me your word that you will find the Chancellor. I mean, that sounds really good and all, but at least folk here sound pretty interested. I was like, maybe I might join up. He just blinks his eyes. Look at all that cool gear they got. Captain. Captain. Yeah.
I move towards them. Trying to flag down the leader. Trying to run the recruitment person. It's like, do you have a pamphlet? The only thing, the only reason I'm not worried about this is because Reed would never let Danny join a cool kids club. Continue to pursue the chancellor. Of course. We're here to get the cargo. I will try and find you when this is done. How long are you going to keep him? As long as it takes. What does that mean? It's not very specific. I'm being ambiguous because I don't have an exact answer. But then you're not answering my question. I don't need to.
Yeah, you do. That's the purpose of questions. He lures his shield and shoots you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm rolling initiative. Oh, don't. No, no, no, no. You can. It's fine. Anyone who wants to, you can. He probably misses, actually. It's not the first time T's been shot by someone. Does it 12 hit your AC? Yeah. Okay. All right. My shield and sword are back out now.
You take five damage to your bio shield. And I will run toward him. Okay, so his big shield is dropped. Yeah, I'm on fours now. Okay, the only thing he can do is bring up his smaller version of it now. He can't make it big anymore. Okay. Ooh, it's a one and done. It is, for this encounter. Cool. Yeah, I'm now charging towards him. Okay, if everyone else wants to fight, we can roll initiatives. No way. No way. No, no. T has gotten shot for being annoying so many times. She does not care. Ethan is running towards them, unlatching the overalls, and saying, I'll offer myself full hit with Kate Sierra.
I'll embrace your way. Take me to your leader. I can never afford your technology. Lucky, as you run towards the Brax leader, you see him pull out something from his satchel that looks vaguely familiar to you. It's the magnetic fidget spinner. Oh, no. I have one. You do have one. And he presses the button and he throws it at the ground right in front of you. And it shoots me up in the air. No, no, no. The top piece latches onto you. Oh, crap. And the bottom piece locks you in place. So I'm stuck? If you fail the strength save. So it's a strength saving throw to break it.
This is, like, the fourth six I've rolled. Eight. Okay, no, that does not meet his character DC, unfortunately. So, you, with all four of your, like, your bottom four limbs on the ground, you're charging in, and right as it hits the ground, it's, like, right underneath your stomach, and it latches up to your chest, and just, like, freezes you in place. Am I, like, floating? No, no, no, it's, like, pulling you towards the ground. Oh, gosh, so am I able to just, so I'm just flat on my stomach, then? You can, like, have your bottom arms and your legs, like, trying to, like, keep myself upright a little bit, but you're not going anywhere. Okay. And he walks over to you. I shotgun. That's fine. Go and roll it.
Okay. All right, I rolled a six. Okay, no, so... A six. So I fire, and this is my, like, my regular shotgun. Right. Not the ancient one. That's fine. I left that on the ship. You did. So with your two top arms, you fumble with the shotgun, and you're trying to get it charged, you're trying to get it loaded, and you just fire blindly, and it just, like, skips right off his shield. This doesn't even affect him. Yeah. And before you can get there to reload, he walks up and grabs your gun, and he just, like, tosses it aside. And, Ethan, you're running up towards the rest of these guys, and with his bottom right free arm, the Brax leader, he just kind of, like, signals to one of his guys, and all of a sudden you see a grenade heading your direction.
Ethan? Okay. I'm going to let you do something. Well, I've got this huge grin on my face, and then when I recognize what it is, I try and dodge to the side. Okay, go ahead and roll me a dexterity saving throw. 12. Let's see. Oh, wait. No, that's based on character DC.
i don't know 14 so unfortunately you are unable to dive out of the way effectively and uh the grenade it gets about like two meters out in front of you and then it just seems to like hover in the air it just stops moving all together and it it's just kind of like you kind of stop in place you're like well this is kind of weird i've never seen this before and it's almost like you want to reach out and touch it like what the heck is going on and before before you're able to act on that instinct this little beam of light shoots out from it and suddenly this uh this wormhole opens up and swallows you whole He's sucked completely into a wormhole. Kind of. It's like a singularity. So he's now in the grenade. He's somewhere. As I disappear, I say, I'll live forever. Deja vu. All right. I don't think I can do anything. Do you have your EMP grenades on you? Yeah, but I'm not going to, like, he is done. Okay.
Violence tells T you've gone too far. All right. So at this point, he wraps these electric bands around you. They're kind of flexible plastic is what they feel like. But once he gets them all the way around your arms and body, he activates them and they lock you into place. Like a zip tie. Kind of like a zip tie, like an automatic zip tie. And then he deactivates the magnet thing and you fall to the ground. All right. I'm trying to stay calm, but I can feel my inner bracts boiling up in me a little bit. Okay. I just wish you could vape. I said, you gave your word that you would not harm my compatriots.
We were not sent here for your compatriots. What have you done with the strange gassy one? Oh, right, and he makes another gesture, and the wormhole reopens, but it's like 10 feet over the ground, and you... You fall to the ground, and you take four bludgeoning damage as you collapse in a heap on the ground. Oh, gosh.
Very good. Thank you. Anyone else want to do anything before we wrap up here? Good grief. Okay. We're not ending the episode. We're only like 15 minutes. We're not ending the episode. Just like this whole situation. Because again, you can fight. I'm not telling you you can't fight. Nope. Sorry. It's okay. With his bottom left arm, he makes another hand gesture and three or four of the guys come over and they lift you and drag you onto the ship. I'm just practicing my breathing to stay calm, keep balanced. I will give you one opportunity to make a strength saving throw to bust a flex out of there. Yeah. I don't think that's going to do anything.
I rolled a natural 20. I see that, Josh. I see that. Break these chains. I should always have an EMP grenade on me.
Okay, so we'll say that you're about halfway between the group and the ship. Yeah. And you kind of just, you breathe very heavily and the world around you starts to just like fade away. Yeah. The noise, the dust, the heat, it just kind of just disappears and you enter this like a zen-like trance. And in that trance, you almost hear Aurelia's voice, just like a soft whisper, barely audible. Okay. And as what feels like, you know, 30 seconds, one minute, as this extended period of time is passing, you just hear this voice tell you, this is not the end.
And then, boof! You are, like, empowered and flexed out of this thing. Okay. Can I, question, take my light sword in one hand and my old school blade I just got in the other hand? Okay. And do wield. Sure. No shield. Sure. Maybe attack with each in one turn. Go for it. Yeah. I'll give you full surprise. Like, these guys, they think the jig is up. Like, there's no possible way you could... Okay. Is the big guy close? Is he carrying me? No, it's smaller guys. Okay. I'm...
Oh my gosh, it's really hard to know what to... I feel like I just got the strength to break out, so I'm going to fight. Okay. And so attack the nearest guy. That's a 23. That's a hit. And that would be 1d8. That's 8 damage. Okay. With the light blade. And then a 11 with the regular blade. Oh, that is a miss, unfortunately. Okay. But then can I yell real quick? T, throw an EMP grenade. I only have one left. I'm like surrounded by a bunch of these guys. Use it!
Fine, I throw an MP grenade. Okay. But she's remembering this, and Lucky's going to buy her five more later. I'll let you work that out. I'm fine with that. So go ahead and roll me an attack roll using your dexterity, and then add all of your proficiencies and all that stuff, because that is fine. What am I proficient in? Nothing. Well, just your proficiency bonus. Oh, that would be a 13. Okay. So I will see how these guys roll. Oh, boy.
Oh, okay. So there's like eight people grouped up here. And two of them that aren't carrying Lucky, they look up and they kind of see this grenade incoming and they dive out of the way as far as they can. That leaves six guys right in the core of this blast. Okay. And go and roll me a D4 to see how many rounds it was. Okay. And you just hear this tiny little...
Just a tiny little like a whisper and then all of a sudden like six of these guys crumple down and crumple to the ground. Yeah. Some of them are like trying to crawl along but most of these guys are like machines. Too augmented. Yeah, too augmented for this to be like for them to even be of any use after that goes off. Okay.
Lucky your hollow shield goes away. Yeah, light blade. Your light blade, like the edge of it disappears. Yeah. But the guys who are holding you are now completely immobilized. Okay. There's four people left plus the big Brax guy. Okay. Does that swing anyone else's...
Does that swing the odds in anyone else's favor as to wanting to attack or still just going to let it happen? I just, I can't do like anything to attack. I'm not good at combat. My shotgun fell down. I have things, but in order to roll ability, like not to metagame, but like my ability rolls. Your dexterity is pretty low. It's a zero. So like T doesn't actively seek combat. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to like leave you hang out to drive. Do what you got to do. T's not confident. Your grenade was huge. Took out six guys. Yeah, but like if nothing happens, that was an absolute waste of an EMP grenade, which is why I didn't want to throw it. It worked.
Yeah, but then after two rounds, they're just going to kidnap you. Like, and all this will be for not. We will see. I'm still standing. I still got a blade. Okay. How many of them are there? Ten plus the Brax. Four non-immobilized plus the Brax. And these guys are temporary immobilized or immobilized for a decent period of time? The two rounds that you would imagine. I mean, like, that's metagaming, but yeah. Okay. But I would understand the general length of an EMP grade. Okay. Did that, what is it, the Praetorian? Did he go underground?
or whatever. The Praetorian? There's another Praetorian. The Brax? Oswald? Yeah, Oswald. He's just standing outside his house, gun drawn. Can I move? Yeah, everyone around you is pretty much not going to stop you. Okay, I'm going to run towards their ship. Okay. I want to go inside their ship.
Okay. I'm taking a page out of my book. Well, I realized after I've now busted out and attacked their people that they promised not to hurt anybody unless if I came with them. So now that I have attacked them, they might hurt everybody. So I'm just going to try and get them to follow me back of their ship at the very least and maybe I can damage their ship or do something. I mean, they promised they weren't going to hurt anybody if you went with them and then they shot me and you didn't avenge that at all. That's true. That was a big lie. He shot you before he made that promise. I would like to... I think it was after. I was walking towards them and then he shot her. That's when I ran to attack them.
I wasn't going to attack him. The whole conversation happened before he shot me. She got shot, yeah. Well, she was annoying him. I know, I could tell. Yeah, but promise. I'd like to cloak myself. Okay. With my clothing device. Yep. And run after Lucky. Okay. He really wants to join them. I know he does. Chip? I am going to ask that guy a question.
We'll let the other stuff play out first. Okay. So, Lucky takes off. Ethan disappears. After 12 seconds, the group of these Templars stand back up, heavy breathing, and then they charge up the ship towards you. The Brax moves backwards, shield out, backing his way towards the ship, making sure nothing else happens, but the four Templars who didn't get affected by the MP grenade, they chase after you as well. Cool. So, we'll say that...
Lucky and Ethan are on the ship. They're chasing after Lucky. They don't know Ethan's there, and everyone else is still behind. Cool. So, if that's the case, everyone gets on the ship, and the doors close, and they're going to take off again. Okay. I'm looking for a control room. Okay. Like where it's piloted? Yeah. Like the bridge? Like a central nervous system would be for the ship, kind of. The core. Like the engine room? Yeah, engine room. Okay. Going on Carl's repair shirt?
And they're like, oh, I didn't know. Carl's is out here? Yeah. Hello, I am one of you. Beep, boop, boop, boop, beep. Hello. Okay. Go ahead and roll me like a investigation. Constitution. Oh, Constitution. I want to know how far you can run. Like how fast you can run. All right. Constitution.
is 13th. Okay. I mean, that seems pretty average. So these guys are chasing after you. And if I'm on all fours, I'm going 35 feet. I don't know what that is in meters. Right. It's like 12. I don't know. Something like that. You're faster than them on all fours. That's all you need to know. But not the Brax. But he's slowly backing out. Right. He's making sure that no one else does anything foolish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's been enough of that going on today. So...
I just don't know that you know exactly where to go. That's fine. I'm mostly roaming halls, probably. So you start running down hallways and trying to look for anything that would give you an indication of an engine room, some type of important nervous system for the ship. And I'm going to say you round a corner that is unfortunately a dead end. Ah, nuggets. Okay. And then... Then I'll just turn and hold my new blade kind of like in front of me and kind of stand calmly as I wait for the rest of them to... Just samurai style? Yeah. Okay. So the four round the corner and then shortly thereafter the six. Yeah. And then you can feel the ship engine start to like...
kick on, and slowly leave the ground as you see the big Brax guy walk through the hallway. Okay. I pull out my vape, and I give a hefty drag. Sure. One last vape. And then I run towards him with my sword. Are you serious? What else am I going to do? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Go ahead and roll the attack. Okay. I'm kind of expecting him to overpower me. Yeah, I'm going to give you disadvantage on it. That's fine.
I rolled a 10. Okay, that's fine. So these guys, the smaller guys, they just kind of part and let you... It's kind of like they say, I will let him have his fun. And so you run up, both top arms on the blade and try and bring it down, and his hand wraps all the way around both your hands and just stops your swing in midair. And then he just, with one hand, picks you up off the ground and punches you with just two left arms, one in the head, one in the ribs. And you just go flying. I got a double punch. I remember that.
Roll me another constitution to see if you like. Seven. Okay, so this hits you pretty hard. Yeah, yeah. You go sailing and smash into one of the nearby walls, and then they put those binds on you again. Okay. Okay. All right, I go peacefully. I just wanted to have one last swing. That's fine. I appreciate that. Ethan, what are you doing? I'm staying cloaked after watching. Okay, your cloak only lasts for a minute. Oh. And you know that. Oh. Oh. Oh, whoops. I've made a terrible error. I'm going to stay cloaked forever.
I live my days. You just self-cloak. You just see him, like, appear and then disappear, and then after a minute, appear and then disappear. This is a rough life to live. Every minute. Just tap it on, tap it on. Have you seen that episode of Futurama where Fry is falling perpetually to his death? Yes, yes. He can travel back in time, like, six seconds or something right after he fell, so he can't ever get out of that loop. Oh. Is there any place to hide? Yeah, I mean, there will be, like... In the engine room. Away from this group. Sure, you can run away. Okay, I do that.
That's fine. Let's go back to you two then. So on the planet's surface. The smart people. So as the ship flies off, Chip, you turn around and you see Oswald holster his blaster again. And T, you're like picking yourself off the ground, dusting yourself off. When those engines kick in, it puts out a lot of force and it knocks a bunch of stuff over, including you. So Oswald turns to you, Chip, and goes, what the heck was that? No idea. Never seen him before. Honestly, we've never had any other Templars.
Come and try and take our Templar. Yep, that's a first. He usually does all the Templaring. Almost annoying myself. Got a lockdown. Yeah, thought he was the only one. Hmm. New things every day. Didn't even know there was a god of life. Yeah, trash. God of trash. That's what they were. Garbage god. Garbage god. Gigi. Consider. Consider.
So, okay. He runs back inside. He just wants to make sure his wife and kid are okay. I'm going to, like, stop him before he goes in. Okay. Now would be the time to let us know where the Chancellor's at. You're waiting for a time. This is a good one. All right. No, it's fine. Whatever will get you off this planet. Agreed. The Chancellor's on Javin 3. All right. I wish you good luck, honestly, but you guys have got to go, and you've got to go yesterday.
It's not possible. I do not want these guys coming back. I'm sorry about your boy. And he kind of looks around. He goes, where's your human at? Not again. I will hit comms. Okay. Ethan? You hear him. Okay. For a while, you hear him. Yes. All right. Where are you? We're about to get back on the ship. We got the coordinates for the chancellor. Yeah, about that. I was lucky. Lucky's on the ship. Uh-huh. All right. Noted. I'm going to go back.
The comms go silent for you, Ethan. Would I be able to talk to Lucky? I'm going to say he's unconscious. I'm going to just put on their comms as like a good, like the coordinates to that last spot that we jumped. And just give them that and be done.
So that's pretty standard affair for a meeting place if we ever got lost. So like meet up back at? Yeah, just like a meet up spot if we ever got, but that's not like a, you know, that's where we'll be at. You don't send us the Javin? No. Okay. No, you're not invited. Only the cool kids go to Javin 3. Only the smart people. Right, Cap? Right. Well, they're on the ship, the big one, and I guess we'll see them when we see them.
That is what the guy said. That's very true. Oswald looks very puzzled at just how okay with all this both of you seem to be. And he just goes, okay, well, you're no longer welcome here. Just throwing that out there. Comes with the marauding territory. Fair enough. Have a good day. Appreciate you. Tell Red Fred to cool it.
As you walk out. Finger guns. Finger guns. Pew, pew, pew, pew. It's okay. I hate all of you. Tell Red Fred he's a weirdo. And he goes back inside his house. Where's the bacon? I hate this planet. Where's the bacon at? My phone call got cut off. That could be our next mission. Yeah. Screw this, Chancellor. Let's get the uncooked bacon. Forget this. Is the ship up in the air now?
Your ship? No. The other one. The other ship? Yeah, it's out of sight. So are we following them first or are we going to the Chancellor? Nope. Gotta get the cargo. Are they the cargo? Nope. Your freedom's the cargo. My will. That's what Lucky said. Yes. What about crew? No, cargo comes first. But what if we need the crew to get the cargo? We don't. We have the ship and us. That's enough to get the cargo. Honestly, I just need myself to get the cargo. You're expendable.
Valid. You are a robot. Robots are better than everything. So, okay, I'll get on your ship. Perfect. Is my ship tagged? Covered. Are you real? No. Stop it. Don't play. Don't play. Don't play about my ship. It's fine. It's fine. You want me? You can take all my friends on another ship, but if you tag my ship, read. You're dead. So help me, God. So help me, Quintanera.
I just realized that along this journey, I've taken the three most human-like characters off of your ship, and only the two robots remain. Yes. Dab. Superior. To Kanye, Lucky, and Ethan, all of which were emotive and expressive. Empathy. The ship's going to be real quiet. Nothing but robots. I mean, you only took one of us, technically. But what were you expecting? Did you really think one was going to follow along?
He never bites when you want him to, and he always bites when you don't want him to. You're the flipping worst, Dan. I said it to your face this time. I'm on the bonus cast like a coward. You could have left him in that wormhole. Next time I will. In Volume 1? No, just right now. No, in Volume 1? That would be super funny if Ethan popped out in the Volume 1 universe. He is the gelatinous cube.
That would be really funny. Crossover. I bet he did death well. Are we done? Is the episode still going? Your part of the episode is over. Okay. Is this a season wrap on Lucky? This is not a season wrap on Lucky. We only got one more episode left. I know we do. Robots in space. Robots in space. Sneaking around the galaxy. I'm just here to watch now.
I'm going to punch in... Do I know the coordinates for Javin? Javin 3? No, you wouldn't know them off the top of your head, but again, it's easily findable. Javin 3... Javin? Javin. Javin 3 is probably the largest and most well-known planet in the Outer Worlds. It's, again, operating without any type of global, galactic central government, but it somehow seems to prosper without that, despite that. A lot of organized crime. A lot of organized crime. So it's kind of like the inmates running the asylum type of situation there. But again, if you want some spice in your life, you could live there.
Do you think the chancellor does them dirty? What? Is he like a wheeler and dealer? A wheeler and dealer? Yeah. Like Ethan? Darker than that. Like evil. That's what I meant by dirty. Not like naughty dirty. I mean like mean dirty. Mean dirty. No idea.
I bet he does. This is our conversation. Let an asteroid kill our shit. We got at least 20 more minutes. He's trying to have awkward conversations with me. I don't want to have them. Oh my gosh. Robots in the skies. I punch it. Can I punch it? Can I punch it this time? That's fine. No. Just because you're the only one here, you still don't know. That's fine. T, you hang out in your room. Oh no. I want to talk to Cap. No. Stop. Lucky's not there. It'd be annoying. Someone's got to. You're like strutting around. Yep.
Are you okay with them leaving? I don't have emotions. Okay, here we are. I care about the justice, but your logic makes sense. Fair enough. But I do expect us, after we get the cargo, to go get the crew. Maybe. Although once you have your free will, I don't know what's going to happen. Do them dirty. Then I want to do all the dirtiness.
I think we're going to end early. I apologize, but a lot of stuff did not go the way I was expecting it to. Come on, it's been four years of sneak tech. Is anyone surprised? So again, sorry. I want to make sure that where Chip and T are going is fully realized and also give myself a little opportunity to prepare for what Ethan's doing.
Repair in air quotes. So that's going to do it for this week's episode. A little shorter, but we'll probably have a longer one next episode just to wrap things up. So next week is our season one finale. We are doing 22 episode seasons, if you were not aware. And then we'll take about an eight-week break from regular serialized episodes. But then we will still have our... There will be content released, not as frequently, not weekly, but we'll do a character episode during the break as well as a deep dive into one of the histories of one of the races. So you can expect that kind of stuff as well in the break. But like I said...
Apologize, it's a little shorter. I know we never really set time limits on these things, but I normally like to go past 40 minutes or whatever it is. Anywho, that's going to do it. We will follow up with what happens with Ethan and Lucky and then the results of Jabin3 next week. Thank you guys for listening. Hope you enjoyed this week's episode. If you did, if you have thoughts, I'm sure you do, hit us up on Twitter, at the podcast. You can shoot us an email as well. Again, just appreciate all you guys tuning in, listening each other week, being passionate fans of the show. It really does mean a lot having you guys around. Also means a lot to have all of our patrons on patreon.com.
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we've got DM notes and bonus podcasts and just all kinds of fun stuff there's even more stuff that I'm missing but I promise you there's a lot of good stuff there and I really am grateful for all you guys and anyone who signs up or is a faithful patron just really really appreciate it I can bet you right now we'll be talking about this episode in the bonus podcast yeah I bet we will So thanks also to our friend Star Warrior, friend of the show. He made the intro and outro song for this entire volume. So seriously, mad props to him. Go to his SoundCloud. There's a link in the description. Great music. His Twitter account is at SWTunes. Just show him some love. Let him know that you like what he does because he just makes really good music. So we super appreciate that he was able to collaborate with us for this volume. And also, lastly, we're going to be in Hoover, Alabama for Sci-Fi Fantasy Fest 2019, July 26th through the 28th. If you're in the Alabama area, come to the Hoover Public Library for Sci-Fi Fantasy Fest. It's a really cool convention put on by the Hoover Public Library system. It's way cooler than...
And it sounds if you don't have Alabama-level libraries like we don't. So seriously, check it out. The website is in the description of this week's episode as well. Come hang out with us. Take pictures. Say hi. Play games. Listen to panels. It's going to be really, really fun. So we hope to see everyone there. That's going to do it for this week's episode of Sneak Attack. I'm Reid, your host and Game Master. To my left, we have Ethan T. And look, I guess I'm unconscious. Fair enough. Thank you, everybody.