Episode 212 ★ I'm Like All Ass

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Executive Producers: NA Millennial, Rev CyberTrucker, HeyCitizen, Lavish, harvhat, quirkess, test toker, NetNed. DankSteady, AbleKirby, SirVo, piranesi, Boolysteed, SeeDubs, phifer, Guzman, Dave Jones, cottongin Shoutout to Effortless for an awesome Bowls With Buds last Friday and epic isos! Check out Amerika's blog post about the appearance. Join us THIS FRIDAY when our friend TJ hops in the Bowl with us at 8 PM Central. Intro/Outro: HOME - Above All ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Sam Bankman-Fried arrested FTX Used Quickbooks to Manage Millions SEC Chair Gary Gensler must testify before Congress, says Rep. Tom Emmer Breez Lightning as a Service Legends of LIghtning tournament from Nuts and Bolts LightSats / Mutiny Wallet / AgriMint Law enforcement requests at Coinbase spike in last year TOP THREE 33 33-year-old man arrested for wife's murder after requesting welfare check (KATV) 33 kids go shopping with a cop in Bedford County (WDBJ) Exploding Takata air bag blamed for another death, bringing total to 33 (Associated Press) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Brittney Griner released, returned home this weekend Russian tarmac video with jump cut (Not the Bee) Joint UAE-Saudi statement says UAE president, Saudi crown prince led mediation to release Griner (Reuters) -- high-level source in the Gulf said the UAE was trusted by both parties and "really helped facilitate the exchange Biden, Cherelle deliver remarks on Brittney Griner (White House YouTube) 12/8/22 White House Press Conference with Karine Jean-Pierre Griner to help families of other political prisoners (People) Viktor Bout joins Russian ultranationalist party, could run for parliament (Insider) US lawmakers want a "National Hostage" Day (Reuters) SAFE Banking Act, expungements not included in National Defense Authorization Act (US Senate Committee on Armed Forces) Department of Justice asks federal court for two more months in drug consumption site case (Safehouse) Federal judge partially grants DOJ's latest request for delay, giving a one-month extension (Document Cloud) U.S. Department of Agriculture extends enforcement deadline for hemp to be tested by DEA-registered laboratories (Agricultural Marketing Service) Los Angeles federal judge rejects motion to block social equity license lottery (Department of Cannabis Regulation) Recreational sales to begin January 10, 2023 in Connecticut (Department of Consumer Protection) Connecticut Gov. Lamont announces 44,000 pot possession cases will be fully or partially erased (CT.gov) Missouri lawmakers file Clean Slate legislation (KOMU) New Mexico adds anxiety as qualifying condition for medical pot (NM Health) New York appeals injunction halting licensing (Green Market Report) Two Rochester, NY firefighters suspended for allegedly smoking pot on the job (13 WHAM) Rhode Island's first medical patient arrested for January 6 (WPRI)Tom Angell's of Marijuana Moment mom Signatures collected in Harker Heights, TX to reverse City Council's repeal of voter-approved decriminalization (Mobilize.us) Sweden suing Zuckerberg for aiding and abetting Juicy Fields (SVT) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Leo Moracchioli's cover of Have a Holly Jolly Christmas. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to share stories about the first time they ever got fired. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever ruined Christmas. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING. Alabama women face trial for feeding, trapping stray cats (Associated Press) Dog sent through Wisconsin airport x-ray (USA Today) Researchers in Australia discover potentially hundreds of new deep sea species (Fox 10 Phoenix) California issues first unicorn permit (AP) 13 strangers rent van when flight from Orlando to Knoxville, TN got cancelled (Fox 10 Pheonix) Miniboat built by Rhode Island students makes it to England (WPRI)-- you can get a kit to your own miniboat here NYPD auto impound with DNA