Episode 22 - Roommates

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I'm your host, Kyle, and I'm here with Christopher. And we're back, guys. I mean, we haven't been gone for so long. But it feels like, well, we had recorded for like two weeks.

Yeah, we took a brief hiatus. Yeah. And actually, one of our listeners commented on our last episode, which was our announcement, taking the schedule. And he put on a miss, y'all.

Who said that? One of our listeners, just one of our listeners. Oh, one of my friends. Oh, can we be so secret?

I don't know. I'll just say like, okay, well, yeah, now we're back. So keep listening. He did a little finger point for you listeners.

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And like I said, hasn't been that long. I feel like it has been. And I'm hyped, bro. It's a good break.

I'm hyped to be back. I feel like we got a lot of great episodes coming out soon. At least I've got a couple of topics I want to talk about. I don't know if you've been thinking of any.

All right, I'm done. Wow, good job. This whole point of thinking of breaking up more topics, bro. No, but it's cool.

I have just super psyched, you know? And I hope our listeners are too, because that one guy missed us or he said he'll miss us. Yeah. He's gonna be so surprised when this comes out.

He's like, I know, he's like, you guys think gone for like one week? Two weeks? Two weeks, right? About two weeks.

I don't know. Have you seen that one vine where it's like this girl walking down the street and like the guys recording her and she's like on the phone and she goes and they were roommates. Just can't run. Oh my God, they were roommates.

She was so funny. I don't know why I was watching that earlier. It just made me hella laugh. I love that.

But I know what I just got to go. I was like, how's that related to like your friend like missing us? Nothing. I just wanted to talk about it.

We're talking nonsense. But whatever we want. So if you clicked on this episode, you saw the title and you know what we're going to talk about today. Let's just jump in, so it's like talking.

What you're currently living with people right now. Yeah. So I mean, granted their family, but they're still roommates to you. Yeah.

Like I get my space sort of. I really can't say anything. It's just normal. It's like it's because it's like, who cares?

Are you afraid that certain people might listen to it? No, no. I'm like, I'm the kid at my house now. Like fuck it, bro.

We're new. We're back. We're changing. We're going straight into it.

Like fuck all this, trying to keep things covered and whatnot. I'm going to say names. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I mean, keep stung me to eat. Okay, don't actually say the names.

I mean, you're gonna have to leave that part then. But I feel like because it's their home, I'm more or less their roommate more so than they And which is fine for me because like I prefer my space prefer to be alone. Yeah. Yeah Have you ever roomed with anybody other than family like before?

Yeah, so it might when I was in college I stayed in the dormitories for a little bit I had a it wasn't a dorm it was more of an apartment building, but they called it a dorm was it like one of those things where you guys Had a kitchen in a living room and then you guys all had your own rooms kind of thing You all shared like that whole area or did you actually like live in one room and like it was a hallway of other rooms? You know time out yeah, so When I say in actual dorm we did have like a cafeteria that we could go to which only was Yeah, the dorm building itself was like a hotel like there were different floors. I had different rooms. Yeah, hallway room.

Yeah, hallway room enough about that Sorry, no, it's cool. Like what was your actual experience? Like did you have cool roommates or like I like what? Oh, yeah, so when I stayed in the actual dormitory dormitories, that was that was pretty cool.

So Because I wasn't like super rich but like my parents were paying for my school like out of pocket and dormitories and everything like that So I was able to get like prep not a like solo room So I did have one one room a which was fine with me because typically I slept in the same room Yeah, it's because typically in that dorm there is so you have the building on the left side was the Two work like the two people in one room like the private dorms so to speak and on the right side You had up to like four to six guys in one room. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so I was like there's no way I'm gonna live with like keep in mind Um, Adele is talking about the time and he was in the Philippines. Oh, it's definitely different from I mean It's pretty similar to some dormitories for college campuses here in America But just keep that in mind.

He's talking about when he was in the Philippines. Yeah, continue Yeah, so I mean I definitely didn't want to stay with like three to four other guys in one room So like my roommate was cool. He was a hellus Martin. He was a physicist physics major.

Yeah, and so I remember actually Random story about him was I had a physics test at a take-home test and the professor that gave it to me I knew that I was staying with my roommate. Yeah, like it was a physics major. He's like you just give it in and like a professor I told you that I was like Okay, and so yeah, I gave to my test and I turned it back in today. He's gonna Hey for you.

Yeah, yeah, so I think well maybe it was a take-home test doesn't that mean that's open book to though pretty much? Yeah, yeah, so I mean it's probably could have just done it yourself, right? Yeah So yeah, what about you did you say in any dorms or apartments? I I when I went to college as I said in our college episode I didn't stay in the dorms.

We went straight to apartments first for my freshman year. So for the apartments We found this place that was It was kind of like a townhouse kind thing because our apartment building was two floors like our actual apartment was two floors So the bottom floor or the first level was They had the family room the kitchen and then a half bathroom and then upstairs were three bedrooms So I had my own bedroom cuz I door or I roomed with two other people So we all had our own bedrooms for the first half or like for my freshman year and what's funny about that is I got that apartment with my high school friend and we at first we were gonna be like Oh, it's just gonna be us two and then his mom she had a tax lady Like who did her taxes and stuff who also had a son that was going to the same school as us And I was like hey, do you think he could ruin you guys? My friends mom asked us that and we're just kind of like oh It's me had a plan on just it being us to you like we were so stoked. Yeah, have our own place just meet him whatever doing Yeah, shit's and giggles, right?

So weird, but I mean, you know, part-engine. Yeah, it's like doing what you guys would do. Yeah, yeah Like we did not know this guy at all he didn't even go to our high school He went to the other high school in the same town as us so like we had nothing nothing, right? Yeah, and of course my friends mom like she's so nice She's like oh, yeah, my son and his friend would totally love to have your son room in them whatever Yeah, so we literally met up with like that dude like as a little Playdate kind of thing like my friends mom and then the dudes mom like Yeah playing it all out for us like oh, yeah, you guys will go meet up at a I'll remember we met up.

I don't think we met up at a fucking Starbucks I mean my friend went there he was waiting for us like at one of the tables we all sat down like hey I'm Kyle and my friend is himself first of all this dude with hell of quiet efforts, right? He's like it or like so You're gonna go to sex a like yep like cool Yeah, like crickets you have a quiet. We're just kind of like this guy's kind of weird Whatever, you know like I asked for anything like oh, well, maybe you'll make wrenchy bear Yeah, we were stupid because we're like well none of us really want to share room Yeah, so we went to find a three bedroom apartment, which obviously was a little bit more expensive Yeah, but it was fine though the part that wasn't that bad. I think our rant Not counting utilities and internet shit was like a thousand base.

That's not bad Yeah, so slip is in three people and then plus utilities and stuff. It wasn't too bad I think I was paying I think the most I ever paid about my whole time living there was like a little over 400 a month So yeah, not actually not even bad at all Yeah, but I mean that was that was fine. It was cool living with that You turn out to be really like cool chill dude fucking smoked all the time about hi like Yeah, major part. Yeah major.

No, I mean she does now No, but it was cool. He was it was nice just having roommates because for one like that was the first time I was ever gonna like live away from my parents. Yeah, you know I've been with parents ever since I was born until like into high school So I really when I moved away, I was like pretty homesick. Yeah, I was hella homesick I hated it.

I wanted to go home every weekend I went home every weekend Yeah, which was like kind of bad and kind of sad because it's like damn Kyle hello dependent like fucking girl up Yeah, but I was yeah I went home like every weekend But it was cool having the roommates there during the week because then I wasn't alone And that's why I didn't want to I didn't want to be alone And I at least had my friend from high school there and we were hella showing was cool It's fine, but I was the only time you ever like had roommates was no so I mean yeah kind of during my college years Yeah, that's probably when I had roommates I mean I guess you can just get says for roommates in a way and kind of are yeah So the first thing we talked about yeah with them right now. Yeah If that was the only time you had roommates you want to go on to your other talking point Yeah, you know getting roommates and stuff like do you prefer a guy roommate over a girl roommate or does that not even cross your mind or no It doesn't cross my mind whoever I'm like chill with you know Okay, probably nice have a girl roommate because she probably clean yeah a lot cleaner than a dude roommate Oh my god I swear man that was a like downside with living with other people how messy they can be yeah Yeah, it was like terrible for when we live in our apartment It wasn't as bad just because we all had our own rooms and it was like a small Apartment space like small place you can't get dirty that much because you know as soon as it's dirty We kind of clean it up because I get small we don't want to keep this small place Hello dirty. Yeah, it's just gonna be frozen But then like I said I was only in the apartment for like two years and then ours the end of my sophomore year We moved into a house a bigger house. It was a four bedroom No five bedroom house.

Yeah, five bedroom house three bedrooms downstairs two bedrooms upstairs and it had three full baths Or whatever we had a kitchen huge ass kitchen big old family room garage backyard and everything right and so we had Six people living with less in that house. I share a room with my good friend Peter and then everybody else got their own room So we paid a little bit cheaper since we're sharing I'm sharing room man, dude. So the people so it was me Peter the two news I lived within the apartment for and then one other guy that joined us who was the other the high guy all the time's friend He was actually pretty chill too. He was cool They were both of you fucking getting high all the time every day But they weren't too messy But it's just like when you have that many dudes living in one house and like using the same kitchen every day cooking hellishay or drinking hellishay Yeah, dishes will pile up living this one time I think our fucking kitchen sink was full and then our counters were just full of dishes and I was like I can't can't fucking do this so like we tried we tried to set like rules actually gave everyone chores to do yeah We did it for like weeks certain people be assigned a certain chores like okay this today You guys gotta take out the trash blah blah you gotta do dishes so for then we would switch we alternate like we did not Like we did not like we it was like fine.

It was perfect, but then I don't know what happened eventually we're just like fuck it So I'm like I'm in town. Yeah, it literally pretty much came down to just me washing the dishes like all the time Like I would wash there sometimes sometimes I wouldn't but sometimes I would I just like I can't have a message can deal with it Yeah, so I'll just watch the shit and then like got down to the point where I even go down to my own fucking family room to like Show and watch TV on the couch I literally spent most of my time in my room just because I was like done with their bullshit Yeah, I'm done with their mess and stuff, you know, but I don't know so that I think one of the things I wanted to ask you is You know like what are the perks and cons and having roommates in your opinion? Cons is definitely the whole messy thing or like having to deal with like sort of them being irresponsible Whether it's being cleanliness or introducing like their friends, especially if they're not of the great Like kind of character. I'm so sorry.

I was not paying attention to the search. So like back that up real quick I'm back. So like you know how like your mom's friend Like my mom's friend or your friend's mom like made you introduce Like yeah guys to that other guy and that guy brought in another guy Like that's what I think is a con so to speak like if if you have a set it's me you and so-and-so It should be me you and so-and-so Well, it wasn't like hey, this guy's gonna join us now. You know, I mean like we all got along with that dude Yeah, no, you're like, oh, let's get a bigger house like he'll be down in right now Like what I mean to say though is like one con about roommates is if they bring over their friends and you guys don't get along though Now you're kind of forced to either be like oh sorry that don't live here Like I feel like that's kind of a con because now you live a certain lifestyle and whether you like it or not There are people who don't live that same sort of lifestyle And so I think that's a con is when like like having that clash or having knowing that clashes going to happen Whether it's a big clash or a small clash, you know, it's kind of dependent on who the people are but I feel like that's a con where it's like Okay, I I just like a quiet house like I prefer no loud music nothing no TV in the background.

Oh, you're a fruit I know I mean that's just why I like the silence of things Yeah And I know like some people aren't like that and so if I had roommate I mean that's one thing I would like kind of look for is like you need quiet Like you gotta be quiet like that if you want listen to stuff That's why there's headphones, you know and like if they bring in their friend or if they have like in especially if they're really social I'm not I can't I can't be around too many people like I need my space and if they're really social and they have hell of people over Again, there's that clash of what lifestyle like I don't want these people here Like this is my zone. This is my bubble my safe zone like now I've all these like strangers in it so but I also think that's kind of a pro though to In having a roommate it forces you to adapt It forces you to kind of develop your interpersonal skills and kind of develop like it helps develop you socially I guess which I never really had yeah, what about you already where some pros and cons one of them definitely was the one con definitely was the fact that When we got that big house it allowed for more people come over because it was bigger Yeah, and obviously we're in our like third year college, so we've made quite a few friends. Yeah, that's were cool Yeah, you're cool dude. You're like the cool kids on the block.

You're rad. Yeah, so obviously like that Like open up the gate for people be like hey, you got a house like let's fucking kick it You know I'm saying cuz like we were probably like the only college students amongst our friend groups that had like an agile house Like everyone had their own place like an apartment or not enough to yeah, but not like a house I mean we had the house so they're like yeah, it's all fucking come over like cool Like literally every day like this one dude would always come over every day which was fine I was cool that dude. It was chill, but then like as soon as like other roommates are again girlfriends are like Yeah, you know so that's a con yeah, they started bringing them all over like it'd be someone new every day And I'd come down the stairs to see someone on our couch just chillin like as if it was their house I was like oh Hey, you know there's always that awkward like I'd be walking down the stairs like chilling like cuz it's my house You know I'm doing whatever I'm probably like having some fucking holes in my shirt Like how this grubby and stuff like you guys girl on the couch is like oh shit. Oh this awkward Walk back up the stairs like I'm like myself in the room is now I'm just embarrassed.

Yeah, but it's like always someone new. Yeah, it's just like fuck dude Like when is it gonna stop? Yeah, and then like some nights Yeah, like the whole noise and play they'd be held out and like just because we're in a house now It's like less prone to like having like noise Just because our walls aren't right next to another person's like room or something right? So we could be a little bit more louder So it should be like non-stop yelling and shouting like if they're playing video games or if they're watching sports So I'm saying just like who shut up.

We get it. They're losing So yeah that that sucks But the pros again, it's just that whole feeling of not being alone because I think for me just I can't really be alone Like I yeah, yeah, well to a certain extent Like I do need my like alone time but at the same time I can be a little yeah Well, I you do a lot of shit alone, which that confuses me sometimes I don't know I just liked having people there like back to talk to your children Yeah, it was fun like right now like I'm fucking living at home and like my roommates consist of my mom Luigi, you know, I mean and the other fucking people are living in my house currently right here, which I gotta be honest with you my mom Kind of Kind of sucks, you know like having so many people in one house especially it being family like sometimes it's cool I want to get to a certain point man like I'm at that point right now. Oh, you're awesome. You do Oh, yeah, I am at that point.

I just want them out. I want them out, bro You're right seriously though, dude. It's so so bad since you live with so many people and you know you've kind of lived with like other Various amounts of people. What's the most or least amount of people you would like live with?

The most probably to least one obviously yeah, I Look with a half a person You know, they're just Yeah, I know what you're trying to say. Yeah, I didn't know what was like because you can't say midget anymore. It's not people. Yeah I think midget or like I think they prefer dwarfed.

Oh, I feel like that be more offensive is it? I don't know. No, just me personally like that probably is correct. Like they probably want to be called like dwarf.

Yeah I said midget. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess I just feel like for me personally dwarf is like a mythical creature Like Pretty much saying like you're you're a fucking creature. You know, it's my preferred midget. I'm just saying that's just my opinion I don't know but what about you who like how many people would you be down to like live with most is one?

Honestly, yeah, like honestly To be too. I'd be okay with two other people. Well, I would have to like really know them well. Yeah, all right Well, why don't you describe your perfect roommate then quite?

I just oh wow said it. Hello loudly. No, all right. Sorry quiet quiet I kind of has so good social etiquette.

Okay, so like though the whole like I want to they can be social and have like lots of Friends sure well, I would appreciate it. They were like hey, I'm inviting someone so over Maybe some other people might come along to you just something along those lines, you know like in your story I want to come down stairs and just have Do Shmo I don't know like there It's like if I'm if I know someone's coming over like I can at least prepare a little bit something like that So good social etiquette cleanliness is one And I'll prefer Preferably a non-smoker Like like cigarettes and not like getting out. Oh just because like I feel like in that situation I might have family over or like I feel like family might be around and I wouldn't want them to like why you live with like a pot head like I mean, I know certain family might be like hey No, that's just how I thought you bring that up because like I said I lived with a pot head He was like a heavy pot head like high all the time So it's just so funny because we would tell him to like when our parents would be coming over They're like hey our parents are coming over just let FYI okay like don't be high like bro. Don't don't worry about it I got it and it's like okay cool, and it's like we've lived with this guy for so long.

We know when he's high Yeah, right like it's so obvious his eyes are really glossy He's hella like slow like slow like slow to respond. No like straight up slow It's so funny like perma slo mo like this one time he came into my room and like asked me to like read one of his essays for his Like homework, right? But he was high as fuck so he literally can't a room he's like hey Wow I'm like I'm like I turned to look at him like what's up. I just say that he's like um his eyes half closed He's always fucking I say his hand.

Um, I'm just like you're high aren't you? Yeah, so like we know when he's high so like we would tell him like hey our parents coming over don't be high Yeah, okay cool cool fucking parents come over this motherfucker's high Right, but because you know our parents probably don't really like no right so like I think this one time my parents Came over he came down the stairs and my dad was trying to talk to him like oh, hey, how's it going? How you been and he's just like oh? Hey, I still have clothes.

I'm good fucking slow. That's just what I'm just saying I just leave my hand in my face. Oh my god like no like all right you go back in your room, bro We're good like we're good. Just like cool.

Yeah, yeah I think literally one time to my dad told me a side was like he smokes doesn't eat. I was like fuck like yeah He's like well, I knew it. I'm like yeah, don't worry about that. I don't yeah I didn't though.

Yeah, no No, that's usually we call it colleges time when I know is when you experience but no not even once bro because I had the I Saw the experience firsthand of what it would be like through that guy Carefully yeah, yeah, I'm like damn that dude so high right now. That was really cool But I'm good though. Yeah, there's just he was a cool dude though. He was funny.

He was really funny At first though too like I said he was quiet So like he was that roommate that like stayed in his room like most of the time He would only come out if he wanted to eat and he was going straight back into his room So like at that point it was kind of it was chill because I had my high school friend Who's living this like most of the time we would be like downstairs playing video games He'd be upstairs in the room and then got to that point where we like pretty much it was fucking weird actually because it was like one time I had just got out of class and my classes like a 12 o'clock class So I was home at like 1 p.m. Right this dude was home and like again, he got high so he was hungry So he literally like knock on my door. It was just me and him my other friend was at like school He was in class. It was just me and him at the party.

He knocked on my door and then I opened him like hey, what's up? He's like hey, you want to get a round table? I was just like yeah, sure whatever like we barely talked Like this is like kind of still like in the beginning So we barely talked it was like hell around to me like for him to ask me to get round table with him I'm like yeah Oh, you want to like order it and like it was like no I was like thinking like we go to the round table like down the street and eat because it's like they have a Pupago on it right now. I was just like oh all right cool whatever.

It's like yeah cool So we got in his car We drove down there just meet him meet me held quite cuz I barely talked him right and then like we walked up To round table he like went in he's like oh, don't worry about it. I got you I was like oh shit bro. Okay then from that point on I'm just hit it off. Yeah, repeat that like you're cool with me.

That's gonna get in on a friendship. Yeah, pizza But it was chilled out good roommate story. Yeah, I got time actually my room at your seal to a physicist I got a ton about him to me. I'll tell me about a broken one now We got like 30 more minutes to kill first time I met him was So this one time right now, it's like my my aunt and my mom were helping me move in and like So I bang on the like I opened the door This dude's like sleeping like he wakes up doesn't have a shirt on has like four shorts on It's like you first moved in yeah, okay, and he's already there.

He's already there. He's already moved in He had like long hair like hippie like and it was he was like he spoke English pretty well Which is surprising cuz I was kind of worried about that but yeah, he that day was just pretty funny cuz like he was half asleep and just He he had really think he eyes. Yeah, he had like really sunned eyes. Yeah, oh It's like he's hot, but this one though.

What makes him funny or like I guess this might be awkward, but I Caught him beating off. Yeah, that's fucking awkward. Yeah, it like I come home and Like I always like the door before it like when I leave and then so I'm like door I come through and I am like cuz I let me use my laptop for the day And so where my laptop was is there's like a like a shelf kind of On the one side of faces the bathroom shower and everything like that Oh cubby so you put your stuff there and the whole other side It's just like a you can open it and you know, you have your hangers and everything like that and then there's a little desk area So I'm on my top of the desk area. I come home.

I can't just go home. He's like, oh what? So wait, hold on like just back backtrack a little cuz you're giving it so much details. I'm confused So the way your door to set up though is it like when you walk in through the door like you see the beds or is it like a little hallway?

No, I was walking you see the beds you see his bed when you walk in straight through the yeah, okay And so he's all beds on the right or whatever it's right front of you and then to the right is where my bed is okay And in front of my bed is that like wall that was talking about like on the one side has the desk area and the hangers So like you're walking in it's his bed and then he's a wall. Yeah, he's to the side but Because like if you ever go to the Philippines everything's smaller there Yeah, so it was like I took like two steps and I could already see past my wall I'm like hey, you see all I'm home and as I say that like I'm already past the wall because I'm going I was gonna put my stuff down on my like computer chair and I just I sort of look up He's like oh what I was like is he facing like the he's sitting at the desk. I'm assuming yeah looking at my laptop Okay, is he facing the door like there's that wall like he's at the wall But like because the way I'm trying to imagine it is basically you're walking in all you see his bed And then you got to pass this wall to see like your area right yeah, so is he facing that wall? Yeah, okay.

Yeah, so you walk in I turn right because I'm going to your toward your bed But he's like right there. Yeah, because the desk is in front of you. Yeah, and as he says oh what I look up I'm like oh, I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick. Wow.

Is he like full-on? Like it's motion like naked just just going at it. Yeah, I I I throughout that chair That's like I think this chair is broken like that's yeah weird. Yeah, so that um what happened after that What's he like hey man no apologies?

No nothing I think like hey one o'clock my drink like he tried to like he was playing it off Like he just kept having a conversation cuz I went to the bathroom and I just kind of stood behind the wall pretending continued No, I was like you just like throw in his clothes on okay Like I went behind the bath like oh hey nice for you to be home putting his clothes on his shit Like how was your day, bro? Yeah, I was like yeah poor guy before I got caught before Yeah, so I would never if like I mean I get it. I was gonna be gone overnight. Yeah for sure But like I probably so would even risk it.

Oh, that's yeah. Yeah, that's weird backtrack a little bit back to the pros I guess of having roommates obviously shit would be cheaper. Yeah guys be sharing pay well depending I guess if you get you Too bedroom apartment especially living out here be hell expensive because there is no pros pro pros for me I think there is I mean being more sociable especially if you have a girl roommate Yeah, like I feel like she can introduce you to her girlfriends or you can't you get that experience Who would you not want to live with? Friend or family whatever like just who would you not want to live with go?

I would not want to live with family. Okay, who specifically go Who would you not want to live with in our family bro? You don't got to say names you can describe them Because I'll tell you who I mean probably Probably like they both of them. I probably am gonna have to move in with one of them I probably move in with the one I'm living with now.

Yeah, just because like she and I get a long better I feel like Venus would be just Emotionally needy and like I can't deal with like her sobbing in a room all the time. Yeah But like what concerns me is like the I definitely feel like I'll be coming home to like random guys Oh, and that would make me mad also real quick if you guys could hear a screaming kid. Sorry. That's my roommate.

Just so you know God I feel like my mic would pick that up pretty sure I did well listen back. You just gonna hear that screaming kid Yeah, like I wouldn't want to Just that that bugs me I like I really can't stand not knowing that's when I don't know is in my house or the place that I reside in right So you're just afraid if you live with two of our cousins that might be bringing random ass people over all the time Maybe annoying. Yeah, yeah, say say I don't think I would want to live with them. You maybe I don't know depending actually Yeah, probably you I'm a good roommate.

I'm a great quality is having pink in roommate. Yeah, like I stay out of your way I'm quiet, you know for sure. Yeah, and if I do bring people over I always like ask ahead of time You just got to clean up your shit though. That's all I'm asking for is to clean up your shit like dishes whatever It's like clean up and your room to like I may not be in there But like if it gets to the point where like I could smell how bad your room smells or some shit like clean it up Oh, I never let it get to that point.

That's one thing I would want I would want that sense of privacy from them to like I wouldn't like I feel like it's a common misconception If you live with someone like you kind of have to do everything with them and like that that would it on me like I would Like you do you like I wouldn't mind occasionally like talking and everything like that, you know But like I'm not gonna unless I am your friend in the to begin with and yeah, we probably hang out in sorts Yeah, but we're just to like people residing there It's like I don't feel obligated to talk to me because probably I wouldn't want to talk to you anyway Yeah, actually I want to ask you though. What makes you a good roommate? Like what qualities do you think you have that? I mean, have you seen my room?

I'm pretty clean like I said I couldn't even fucking deal with having a sink dirty so I did other people's dishes when like I Shouldn't have yeah, you know, I mean like I'll clean shit up like I'll make the house clean I'll respect your privacy. I'm sure let you know if people are coming over I'm not gonna invite random ass like people to my place when I have a roommate who they probably don't know I asked them first and then I pay my rent on time You know, I got good credit score honest Yeah, I'll just I'm not too loud except when it comes to watching porn you might have to deal with that but you know Oh, I also can't stand with other I had one roommate. What what? No, no, I had one roommate because The seal ended up moving out He he in my next roommate.

He was kind of annoying just because like he kept using my shit Oh without asking me yeah, and like at one point I came across I ended up having two laptops And he's like oh, can you set up the other one for me? I'm like no, it's my fucking laptop like why the yeah Like if you want to use my laptop, you can ask me and like it he kept asking like you wanted you to set up a count on your laptop Under his name on my second laptop. Yeah, he wanted me like just leave it there for like no dude with like and then but yeah Yeah roommates who like use my shit. Yeah, I gotta get annoying I think when we moved into the house with a whole bunch of people We had to start putting like names on our food and shit just so that other people would use it.

Yeah Yeah, they weren't like that bad like where they would use our stuff But I think I remember putting names on certain of my shit just in case yeah, cuz I felt like especially the two high ones Like I don't think they did it purposely. I think I'm hungry. Let me fix it So they would just take our shit, but other than that oh man There was this one fucking time though We had this one guy who moved in with us at that house for like a month or whatever just because One of our roommates was gone and we needed someone to fill the spot So he was around and we were pretty cool with him like we knew he actually went to the same high school as well But like I didn't really talk to him that much but my other friend did so like oh yeah Whatever like have a moving cool and he was just like joining a fraternity at this time, right? Oh, he was pledging and shit and one night I guess his fucking fraternity asked him because like I said We were living like the only ones that had like house.

I'm acting as if our college was so small It's just us but yeah like because he was in this fraternity I think his pledge bros were like hey bro since you got a house like can you throw the party there? You're like yeah, totally he let us know he told us like hey like you guys cool Like if my fraternity throws a party at our house and we were like okay Roll number one y'all gotta clean up your shit Like you have to be like don't expect us to clean up your mess if you're gonna have a mess Yeah, of course like all the pledge bros all the fucking planes and shit will clean up everything like okay Yeah, whatever cool rule number two like bring the post for us. Yeah, right? Rule number three don't use anywhere fucking rooms right like you're struggling like only use the communal area Yeah, so yeah cool cool whatever and the night that he threw the party I had work Okay, I was working at BJ's restaurant as a dishwasher and I worked a night shift So I worked for fucking five so like one in the morning.

Thankfully. I didn't have work the next morning But usually I would but this time I did right I literally come home I don't get home to like 2 a.m. And as I'm driving up to my house I'm like looking for parking, but there's like fucking like rows of cars. I'm like what the fuck is going on here Right, I totally forgot actually that it's a party going my house So like what the fuck and like I'm driving and then I drive past my house I'm looking and you just see fucking lights just raving off like from my house, right?

Yeah, and I'm like drive out like what the fuck? Like as I told forgot and I'm like I think about like oh fuck the parties tonight Damn I forgot it's like a funny spot I park right and I'm gonna be walking up to the house There's a couple of dudes hanging outside of the house right like guarding the front door and walking up the door Hey, I'm like bitch I fucking live here. You better move out of the way. Oh my bad.

I'm like yeah I'm like fuck you're like move but they will wait I get into the house and like surprisingly enough our house is pretty well Insulated that like from the outside with all the doors closed shit. You can't hear shit Yeah, whatever reason right literally as soon as I walk in the house dude I'm like fuck in loud-ass me we had fucking DJ like in the corner of our living room like bull set up and I think and just like Fuck it's like just going on right? Yeah, I was like damn what the fuck is this shit? Yeah, I was like damn crowded bro fucking crowded.

Yeah, hello people like in our living room Hello people on the fucking stairs. I'm just like squeezing through people. Excuse me. Let's hear.

Excuse me. Excuse me I'm like trying to find my upstairs fucking music's blast. I'm like, ah damn I make it to my room I get in my room shut the door and I just see Peter cuz I'm sharing the room here at this time I see Peter as that's just like clicking away playing his fucking game, right? And he heard me coming turns goes oh hey, I'm like hey I was like the fuck like I put down stairs like what the fuck he's like I know right like remember he said he wanted The party like yeah, but dude this shit's fucking crazy He's like I know literally do the party went on to like fucking five in the morning just raging like I was tired, bro.

I just know that Grandpa whatever do I'll show you a room Peter the bottom end dude grab another post No, it was fucking it was great. I was fucking tired I was pissed already music was hella and like here's the thing to not to be racist or anything But this guy was in a Mexican fraternity so at one point during night. They're playing nonstop fucking Mary like Mariachi Like shit, so just I'm just laying my badge just like Like fuck it to like straight up like Mexican music. I'm just like god damn like these people could party like what's up cool Right, but I was getting pissed now tired like I want to go to sleep already But I couldn't literally the next morning dude like as soon as the party was done Like we didn't sleep we didn't sleep at all.

You like walk downstairs fucking house was a wreck, bro Like plastic cups everywhere our fucking kitchen tile Scuffed like with shoe marks dirt like everything dude It was fucking bad. Well the downstairs bathroom someone fucking threw up in it in the tub throw up everywhere upstairs same shit Throw up everywhere there was used condoms in the fucking hallway of our house like what the fuck y'all fucking in the hallway I mean I know we said don't use that room so clearly we're gonna fuck right like god damn like seriously it was bad I know it was bad like fucking messy as fuck and we were like everyone else no we were all pissed We were pissed at that dude. He said like hey, we're gonna throw party whatever We should have told like y'all better clean this shit like now like fucking make up your pledge girls There's like couple of fucking knocked out on our couch and shit. They're like bro wait their asses up fucking start cleaning now He's like yeah, yeah, I'm sorry I'm sorry dude like we left the house like me and Peter left the house like go do some other shit because we just cannot be Yeah, of course or whatever we come back and like they're cleaning thankfully But like they didn't even do a fucking good job of it our floor was scuffed for like a week Like we had to do so many cleaning see it.

I can't I can't deal with that. That was bad. It was bad But I mean I think literally that same or not that same month But like I'm too much out of that he moved out because we're just like yeah, we can't sorry bro But you gotta go yeah, it was like that bad. Did you vote him off the island was it pretty much was do you like We all man defend we're like hey listen here man like he didn't have a hidden you need no It's like bro We're gonna give the last ropes to him you're out.

I'm sorry No, I understand it was fine though to him because he was actually gonna get another place with his plate bros anyways Oh, so he was mutual. Yeah, he kind of already had plans to be about yeah I keep realizing that part was like way on hand. Yeah, he knew yeah He was self-aware. Yeah, but it was just it was bad.

No, bro. Like really bad. But no we should wrap it up Yeah, yeah, that's one of the things I did not like but having a roommate But it was cool though right now. It's all right.

I guess having these roommates now. It's a little stressful But hey, I'm doing the I'm doing me to stay in my room. You know day sucks. I mean it's my house.

Yeah, you should be able to run I mean granted it's not technically my house, but you know yeah, you've resided here. Yeah Few more months few more months I thought this is gonna be don't seem right. Yeah next month hopefully I think I think Lord please But yeah, those are first episode back season three, baby Welcome back though, dude. Yeah, how's it feel?

It's good. It's good to be back. Sure. You don't seem like it's good to be back It's gonna be like the same old person whereas I'm like totally hyped now I mean, you know, I just I like the momentum.

Yeah, so I don't want to keep it inside No, don't you want to like express that shit don't keep it inside, bro. I'm expressing it. I'm excited that we're back I'm not buying it. I just don't show excitement.

Well clearly What yeah, when I show it when I see you something I say to me like oh I guess yeah, all right, man. Well, we got wrapped up because we got to be catch over Lord. So excited All right, well, I was talking nonsense. Thanks for listening.

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