Episode 220 – St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

What this episode covers

Valentines day means a different things to different people. For some, it’s a silly excuse to do something nice for your significant other. For some it’s a noose tightening around your neck, reminding you that you’re alone and probably always will be. For a third lovely set of people, it’s a chance to cynically talk about how it’s a “Hallmark Holiday” and how you shouldn’t need an excuse to be nice to your significant other. Yes, Mr. Fun Police who’s too cheap to buy a box of candy for his wife, we get it, you’re edgy. Anyway, for the Capeside kids, Valentines day means it’s time to hit up a rager at the golf course, so they hit the links, and pound the drinks. Jen, meanwhile, is having her first date with the always-annoying Henry, and it goes predictably poorly. All in all, everybody leaves dissatisfied, unhappy, and hungover/anemic. On the bright side, the PayJo train starts pulling out of the station, and Jenry gets to nosh jell-o in the ER. So things aren’t all bad. Stick around to the end on this one. It gets weird. Theme by Sound of Days . Visit our sponsor Seize the Memes of Production and use the promo code “CREEK” to save $1,000,000 with your order of $10,000,000. 10% otherwise.

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