Episode 223: Treat Yourself Before You Yeet Yourself

Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, Burrito’s Nippon News, and What I Had For Lunch. Double X Quantimino Arthur paid full price for once and it didn't sting. The first jerk Su…su…suki desu, the kokuhaku and how many dates before you should ask a Japanese woman to be your girlfriend? We find out with science! When is the right time for a love confession in Japan? What is the last meal that you had on a “me date”? Brian’s op-ed about Sarah Palin Burrito’s Nickelbox Review: “Psycho Killer” and “Once in a Lifetime” by Talking Heads This Is The Newz Breastfeeding mom notices baby’s hair is soaking wet, realizes her armpit is leaking milk Tractor-trailer loaded with Cheese catches fire after crash Tesla owners cannot make their cars fart at pedestrians, says U.S. gov't A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys “Ram Ranch” Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy Russian Teens Handed Prison Sentences for Plotting to Blow Up Building in Minecraft Great Scott! DeLorean gears up for revival with new San Antonio headquarters Burrito’s Nippon News Japanese vending machine serves up Wagyu beef steaks in the countryside Boys’ love at the temple? Sensual ikemen art that raised eyebrows in Japan now set to be removed Revolutionary technology: Japanese company’s new vertical monitor for social media browsing What I Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz