Episode 225: Everybody Comes and Comes Again

Episode 225: “Everybody Comes and Comes Again” This week Host Dave Bledsoe gets Old Time Religion which is an off brand of bourbon that gives him alcohol poisoning. Again. On the show this week, we examine the Chosen One, King of Israel and Tangerine Messiah and why he keeps getting away with it. (Besides Mitch Fucking McConnell.) Along the way we head to Church to learn a little about why Evangelical Christians are all in on the ungodliest man to be President since William Howard Taft. (Zoroastrian scum!) We discover the origin story of the Second Coming (The big one, not the one you get by popping two Viagra.) We learn how we are living in the End Times thanks to the guy who starred on Barney Miller. (Not Abe Vigoda, the other one.) Then we head to 6th Century BCE Persia to learn how one of the most powerful Emperors of Persia is exactly like Donald J Trump. (Many of his statues are as bronzed as Don!) Finally, we talk about why our friends the Evangelicals are not only fine with all the crazy things our “President” is doing, but actually cheering him all the way in doing them! Turns out, the Apocalypse is really really good for them. Additionally, we include the full list of all of us who will NOT be Raptured and in fact will be minions of the Antichrist. (See Above) Our Sponsor this week is SecondHand Messiah, second hand prophet store, easy credit terms because we take it on faith. We open the show with Wayne Allen Root explaining the divinity of Donald Trump and close with Delilah Witt inviting us to her dance party. Show Theme: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/ The Show on Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/david-bledsoe-4 www.whatthehellpodcast.com Give us your money on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Whatthehellpodcast The Show Line: 347 687 9601 Closing Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9bPy1k_9PY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices