Let's get started You are now listening to the Joe Rogan experience experience with Chico Simon come on and your host Welcome to the Joe Rogan experience experience. My name is Matt Floyd. You want to talk to my car welcome to the party and Simon buckle up We do here's very simple three of us have listened every episode of the Joe Rogan experience this week We're gonna rate each episode of the week on scale one to five Jamie Vernon's really I'm talking about each guest to talk about opinions of this that in the next but first sweeps sweeps month continues It's been a wild ride a start of February whirlwind tour. I don't know.
I didn't expect this kind of response But yeah, it keeps on going with a big shout out to Michael Buzio a big Thanks buddy Unfortunately you missed February sweeps and March madness is upon us 26 oh I see Commencing as the this episode comes out. We just launched March madness be the first to get on it I'm March versus the Wednesday So what I guess Matt promote smart madness and then I do like astonishing April. Oh, yeah, no Just about three months of call to action. Oh, no, I thought we were just doing this forever April first April first Well, we could just like we have a first will be a joke You won't do it.
You know, it's funny. I know we'll just say we're gonna give them something extra and then we won't give it to them And there's a pool when we have to go to court. We're just like your honor I'd like you to check the date on the docket. It's just so weird that we What I heard your go It works out of fucking sports far is that a fucking I look like I have a trader for the sense No, you look you like you work at home team is that what that sure does a matter?
Yeah, I just got a job before we get a Shout out to all the pations big boos. Yes. Thank you, Buzio. That was the only one This was only one this week.
You sure no cuz that's not very Sweep-ish also, I don't know if I'm sure you didn't see it But someone the patron joined and was like, please don't use my real name when you shut me out And I'm pretty sure you did last week and that's why they left. I apologize that person I did not read the part where he said do not use my real name. There we go. I am for Lauren listen I get it.
I wouldn't want to be associated during the patreon the post-show every day We're talking about hot takes current events and shows that we watched good one. Yes Come on, how's your week? Brutal my roommate won $20,000 at the casino on slots on slots How does this guy why don't understand? Okay, that's cool, right?
You put yourself out there I think lost $3,000 the other day So who knows what his balance she is but to come and wake me up to tell me he won $20,000 at three in the morning Yeah, unless you've got a grand for me. Yeah, we got that's what I was gonna say if he doesn't have a thousand dollars Then's fighting work. He's just wants to share his joy. This is I mean I'll say roommate come on when I hit like when I hit like an eight leg parlay I want to send it to people the gamble because I just want to be like this crazy I hit it's not a money thing at all.
It's like look at the crazy card I did you wouldn't go to someone's room and wake them up. No, I never would know that you would just send them a text to wake them up wait To the morning and come our back to his balance sheet as a gambler like I don't even tell people what I want anymore Because then they're like oh you just have that in the bank and it's like no It's like gambling all week. So people are not so up front to brag about their losses I'll tell you I lose all the time. It's pretty good I lose often and I did a couple shows in the week and it's so crazy like I'm not with some crazy level whatever but how thirsty People trying to do it now.
There's a real burgeoning scene in the city compared to when I started and one guy did his first time And you know that nervous energy you know, right? But then immediately he was asking me how does he make money? Oh, that's a problem Like so there you know, it's just like and I haven't really figured out how to make money like on a sustainable basis So I wouldn't ask me just be funny like don't worry about that. Oh, that's like step 200 It's like people are you want to talk about the podcast that they immediately go to money?
They're like so if I start one I don't want to rise and I'm like wait six years I don't know what he's fucking nuts. It's it's really a weird thing that money is the root of all evil and the source of All the joy I guess it's become such a huge part of our simulation You know just striving to make money to spend money well when we get to the imagine you lived in a world where money wasn't such a big deal What would that look like the world that are one of the guests today described? Yeah, that's an extra takeaway That was my week just some comedy some shows Very excited Simon. How was your week?
Whatever nice I said I watched a whole bunch of TV that I'm not allowed to talk about and no No, no, you you have the floor to talk about in the post-show You can talk about every single series you watch we can break them down episode by episode and Better serve to do in the post one of the episodes this week was just yeah pretty fucking crazy last of us No, he's not a wine sign. Oh, oh, you're talking about what we're talking about imagine imagine I'm talking about that said I don't even that's a I Renounce my time. I realize that I proclaimed this to be the best you ever. It doesn't mean that every week is gonna be amazing Just on a total Very good.
Yeah, we can't knock it out of the park every week. I actually sold a I think I sold my first print this week Wow, it's a situation and you have photography. Yeah, I do take some photos here and there and what level you sell the print you frame it Do all that stuff I framed it. Yeah, it would hang out put it a it was this one Yeah, I sold that one yeah, I just hung it up at ward I was gonna hang it up at Cynthia's fault, but max on you with it was like just put up a word put up a word Is it someone who doesn't know her?
Yeah, there's something Even better though. What's crazy is I sell it to the girl I'm like wow, that's that's awesome I can't believe I just sold the print and then this dude at the booth was like she just buy that print And I was like fuck I really wanted that print and I was like buddy I'm the photographer all frame it for you and gab it to you this week. He was like done So I saw too boom I just look at stuff like oh, that's neat never like I want that to have a space You know how severe I know I was getting around that but I think that's like where you're gonna hang it in your room That's a start yeah, no, I know but yeah, I don't know do you still posters up on your wall like you did when you Whatever it came with whatever it came with yeah, what posters were up there when you moved in there's a picture of the Eiffel Tower nice Well, that makes you cultured at least some sort of like It's a very view. I think of the New York skyline actually I remember the one or two times I've been to your house They were like hotel pictures and the big picture of the realistic picture of iceberg.
You just see the tip and there's a huge That's kind of cool. I like that shot when I moved in I thought it was great. Yeah, why would I change it? Why?
I'm trying to make your room your own well if I live with girls They would just do all that stuff and I'd be happy to apply what they did So do you say that cuz I buy I think I bought most of the art and things that are hanging up in this house Or I took them myself, but you have walls to put them on yeah, I guess yeah, you're right But do you start like I remember we started in a one-bedroom apartment when I was living in Toronto I bought I went to an art store or whatever and there was a wicked drawing of the Imperial Forces, you know the white guy the very simple about the Star Wars Star Wars. Yeah that helmet the very the grunt troop Mm-hmm. Are you talking about the stormtrooper stormtrooper? Thank you.
Okay. I don't want some races, but he can say that right Um a stormtrooper a sensitive a stormtrooper that had sort of been graffitied and flowers were growing out of it I just look cool and I lost it. That was the only thing you ever bought like I saw pictures like that's cool I have a I have a piece art of our friend I so I was telling a friend gave to me that he made I was telling Mary I was so drunk one night and I went back to Danny's place with him we smoke a joint and he had done these 10 biggie What was he doing Simon where you made like a stencil and then you put like ink on it You laid the thing down on it the screen print I guess it was screen prints Yeah, but he's doing about like his house anyway He'd done these 10 screen prints of biggie in like four different colors like a like Monroe's yeah super dope And I'm leaving he's like yo take one for free like on me And he wrote the super nice thing about how like we've been friends forever He was hammer whatever I take it like go to McDonald's like get a burger and I get in a cab I get home I left that fucking cab damn wrote like the nicest like Dan you'll never get anything like that out of him He must have been really drunk. He was fucking wasted you lose so many things in cab smout that's ridiculous I've never heard of that's that's that's a lot of thousands of dollars in this this toxic talk phones no It's true what I'm not lying.
No, it's not I've never like people lose things I'm cool with that but like you never learn your lesson apparently no There's one I was drinking no no I got it I got it Well, I feel like if you started drinking tomorrow you would immediately lose money in a cab 100 percent You know what's so funny that you say that's I'm so cognizant of losing everything now and I was thinking about the other day I was like Matt you you haven't lost anything and so long you don't drink anymore, but I'm still always like well Maybe that's a good thing like I get reverse engineered you it's true Yeah, where's my phone? Also, there's my boots harder to be a lover and uber now well you can track the way you're right Now you call the cab company they're like yeah But I mean you lose a wad of $1200 in an uber you think you're getting that back yes No, there is nothing to say well I did in the uber like there's no one time the 12 hundred bucks is a wallet again They could just say I never found you I get the wall I agree But they could just deny having the wallet completely which is what I would do if I was the uber driver I would actually take that wallet and just leave it somewhere but what about what if they if they contact you a half hour later Yep, and you're like you didn't oh there it is you don't know it's there you didn't know it's there to tell you There's one thing if you drive for three days find it and then they or you find it and they contact you three days later either either It could happen in that either way on principle. There was a shitty driver You lose your wallet like I just there's no guarantee there any more than a cap suspect I agree with you I'm sorry. Kumar doesn't obviously and but in his defense You are more likely to at least get the wallet back in this day and age versus a blue line cap and all of us Yeah, I agree you will probably get your wallet back easier nowadays.
I still think you lose your money Yeah, one way or another I think anyone's lost their wallet knows that especially the 12 hundred bucks and it's terrible But at least we get the ID back it saves you a bunch of so much headache and bullshit Well, that's all I'm saying look you usually get your wallet back if you didn't have money in it Yeah Whereas if you had money in it, I just feel like people are not returning that wallet. They're taking your money We are poor examples. You don't walk around a lot of cash to you. No one walks out any more Losing them cash isn't I mean if it's your wallet I saw this is the stupid I saw the best I saw the best thing the other day I'm sure it was set up.
It's a door cam and this is black and he rolls up He's like hey, I found your wallet and he's like I'm just gonna reach in and take take just 20 bucks because I did I Drove here and I was gas money So I'm just gonna take 20 out and he looks at it again He's like just the 20 just the 120 I'm taking it's here reaching back into like more and he turns around for the fucking hilarious Mark is the list big week Sad week if there was ever a chance of as being mentioned by someone why I came because the Canadian 1944 my good friend was right long. Oh, you know him 1945 Eric Weinstein Well by 1946 protects our park 7 which should be like a yearly thing No, you wanted this to be monthly when it started and I yeah, we all did okay We also we could do this once a month be careful what you wish for yeah be careful what you wish for yeah I'm convinced that we're not allowed to mention. I don't want to be that like we're being we are known of we Being shadow man. No, I just think Joe's politely like yeah, yeah, I'd rather not talk about those fucking idiots I would put that in our job.
There's no way it ever comes up. I think most people just know better than to Talk about something so stupid on Joe's podcast. I disagree. It's been spoken of I disagree completely only because when people are talking About him with reverence and like look what you've done for podcasting for comedy for this for that It's such an easy segue into do there's a podcast out there called the Joe Rogan experience experience of these three fucking mOMos from Canada Started you know what I mean, and then it would have to only be this guy Like he told me he was going on I found out just like everyone else But I did I You're using that in the loosest terms possible.
No, he just said he called him and asked about the experience No, I'm gonna say call him my message on Twitter Again, I feel like if he was really your friend then then he'd be in the seat instead of Simon And they would have talked about it. Is that the podcast you're on Toronto? Wow, come on. You're like one fucking degree from Jay actual JRE I like I said he wrote back and when we review him outside.
He said I rate the week three and a half I can I try I can only give it a three. I'm sorry. I'm gonna give it a 4.25 I mean anyone who listens to the show knows that's as close to a five for the week as Simon's gonna get so I'm not sure I did my not properly on this one bubble find out. I think you've ever done math on the show once that would mean He liked all the episodes as well.
He did. Yeah, that's what he said. No, yeah, you see I made a mistake I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
All right. We starting with your Ryan long. No, I think we're gonna get into oh, yeah, Eric Weinstein That's right 1945 Eric Weinstein when I want to say I am not smart or smart enough to listen to him talk So I will hold on I will be pretending to understood Understand what I heard and communicate it much like Joe I feel is pretending the whole episode Like I want to give this one a five But I feel like I didn't understand enough of it So I'm gonna give it a four but just know that if I understood at all it would probably be a five So I saw Simon yesterday and when he told me that this was getting a five I I talked and I said listen Simon if you're giving us a five because you didn't understand any of it and you don't want to seem dumb I said that's a power move. That's a very strong move if you're doing that and then he said to me I guess I have to give it a four because I really didn't understand all of it this guy's like Yeah, I'm he said some things that are so wildly important that they were not Blue my mind and at the same time.
He said things that I didn't understand at all But because Joe and I'm not intelligent enough either to steer the conversation They're so easily sidetracked because he's like his references are like Dennis Miller, but in physics. Yeah, so You know, it's like obny blue from Turkey the rock star And then with everything they're talking about You don't need to fact check no I have no reason to you like to say you don't need to fact check That's the most dangerous thing I've ever heard I said I like the wines No, I like this one Hold on one time you only like this one why this line sign why go there because the other guy I don't like I just know I just don't I find him annoying where's this guy I find some respect on his name intriguing Listen when I found out that he was at the comedy store sitting like a mermaid it made the whole thing a wash to me sitting like a mermaid Yeah, you didn't hear that no, what are you talking about? They talked about him getting drunk in protect our parks. They were talking about how wine to park smart wine sign was in the green room with all Them no, I think it was in the middle of the stage that makes it way worse What are you talking about?
They were at a comedy show wine sign was there drunk and he was sitting somewhere? He was holding court for what I just said he was sitting he was holding court sitting like a mermaid So he was on the floor with his legs out and armed out like I say gotcha gotcha I didn't understand the mermaid thing. It's fine I thought was he wearing like a mermaid costume which would have been really weird in the middle of the comedy story You know I could seem to regardless we would have brought that up in the parks. Sorry No, no, I mean a broke break protocol Apparently physics has been at the exact same spot for 50 years and and I'm sorry just as a jumping off point Because this is why I think this episode is so important That's just like everything else everything has been at a stand still Is it the only just the only thing like 50 years old or just different examples I feel like it probably is always been like that with some group trying to slow down progress but it happened in earnest in whatever year that was and Here we are now, you know what I mean?
And the whole thing is like you said this is how far we've come everything is in this one thing that keeps you It really is like a the drug right that keeps you from noticing that the world is actually really nice all around you Communications and computers is the only advancement in that time. Yeah, so we are there's bells and whistles for us Like we're in the future, but he's saying on the base level They've been just like I was thinking about Elon today and you take the four things that that guy's trying to do his four major companies You know what I mean? And they're everybody's like oh, this is the guy he's driving the future forwards This is like, you know, where are we now? Are we out flying cars?
No, we're at electric cars and we don't even need them and Where are we now? Are we flying through so well? We're trying to get to mark? We don't need to go to fucking Mars to quote He actually it's always suppression and it's not just that there is a natural stagnation like What I thought he said is if they tell you about one thing then that uncovers another thing and it's so stacked up since then the Problem is that to do any research you have to go grants from the government mostly So they're gonna decide who studies what and you're not gonna worry about trying to figure out a new Einstein's theory because going against that theory You're never gonna get funding from the government to run your research So everybody's like well, of course, I'm not gonna look for another theory I'm just gonna take this theory and tweak it a little bit, you know, but we don't have to do anything.
Hold on We just know that's not fucking true like we know that is yeah, no because look at a guy like Randall Carlson You know what I mean? Well, this guy sat back and said how do you think they built the blackbird the stealth bomber? How do you think they did that they had grants for stuff that they hadn't been from technology from 1973 again? Though they so they didn't make anything better Jets have got a military jets have gotten better from 1970 until 1990 Yeah, I mean clearly the government clearly the government gives money to things that haven't been developed yet to have them develop That's how like his argument is what even they're building off the circuit What you're saying to though is like all the money that goes in can only be given to things that don't buck the trend I get what you're saying, but that still advances us.
Yeah And rich people if you believe in the clock the Klaus Schwab's and the Koch brothers of the world and that sort of thing There's shady billionaires out there. They're giving money to all sorts of shit I think what he was saying and I could be totally wrong here I think the idea is like yeah These guys are pushing planes forward for sure and we may get the plane to a point where it can fly almost into this We should be have abandoned planes here and worked on a totally different propulsion And yet we're never gonna look at anything like that because the money is in planes He scoffs at Elon for trying to get to Mars or the moon with liquid fuel again I think he thinks of Elon the same way I do which is as a shill he just wasn't gonna say it and Elon is a guy who has a bunch of things where he's convinced the world this is what you need and you it is actually the opposite of what we should Be doing that's all the world is can I point out not necessarily give the other people what you need But but most of those things are fun for you come our or good for you or give you some pleasure They're trying to sell you a coke. It's not good for you, but it gives you mouth pleasure Like you know, I mean he's doing is giving anybody any pleasure. Okay, but hold on.
There's a silk is giving me diabetes the Tesla's having something they're saving the planet I know that's what I mean though that's your you are actually getting a sensation of something tasting good These people are just being sold to lie Well, no, Eric Weinstein for all intents and purposes has never built a fucking thing Now he can test that it's because all the powers that be won't let him Elon Musk love him or hate him has built three major Lebanese yes, and has actually built rockets crash rockets bailed rockets succeeded with rockets So I have a real tough time with this guy being like, oh, you know, I could have done all this stuff But we're not working on the right things like dude, I don't think I just say in for you all that you do I don't think this it was about him bragging about anything to do with him I don't think he cares whether he's given credit for I totally here's okay. Here's where I don't like this guy Come on mention off the jump. How dumb we are okay, and I don't want to be disrespectful to Joe's audience But I would assume that by and large they're like us. Would you agree with that?
I just like I got a phone call from Lex Friedman Oh, would you agree with that that by and large Joe's audience is probably around like, you know, just people like us? Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I dumb you're probably like middle of the road fine if you're doing a Sure assessment sure. Let's let's wear middle of sure middle of the road. Yeah, I'm a man That's Joe's audience just a regular everyday normal guy now the problem is this this Eric Weinstein is obviously very smart But amongst very smart people he might be the fucking dummy in the room But amongst us he is a fucking super genius and he can talk circles around us and wax poetic to the point where we're like Holy shit, this guy's the real deal But if you filled a room with ten people as smart as him if Joe filled a room with ten people as smart as him They might all be able to look at Joe and him and be like well What he's saying is actually bullshit just threw in through straight up bullshit And here's why we have provables along the way like we're just going off the fact that Joe loves this guy and that he's smarter than us So what he's saying has to be true.
I don't even think Joe likes him that much I think this guy is an ego fucking maniac and nothing more. He's Kanye. He's like Kanye I mean, I guess that remains to be seen I guess that remains to be loved Kanye And if we figure out that there really is some other dimension may look when you look at the giant push forwards in the world they were always by like People who were kind of against the green in whatever their chosen profession was they were bucking the system They were probably hated on at the beginning and then their shit was accepted Yeah, and I guess what all I'm saying is it's possible that this guy maybe one of those cases Maybe he's not point is there used to be a lot more of that right that kind of People who push through to be able to come up with a good idea You don't know that there isn't a lot of that still like this is the thing is Eric Weinstein You just said it all those ideas eventually pushed through and were accepted even he was like this guy stole my idea and eventually was accepted Well, it was accepted so we got there so well what I think he's saying and I could compare him to a gram Hancock Is there's all these guys who are saying I am the expert in this field and this is the limit to this field? Yeah, you know, this is it yeah, I don't know he's saying they're they're not be honest or they're not Doing going the right way to or think about the right thing Okay, let me ask you a question.
Do you think right now Eric Weinstein given the fact that he said he spent a weekend in Calabasas with Kanye he's with Joe Rogan all the time he clearly rubs elbows with rich and powerful people I think we can all agree with that right you're telling me this guy can't get funding for whatever physics fucking project He wants to do get the fuck out of here. I don't think he can do what he wants done I don't think he I yeah, okay, so hold on so what you just said so you don't even think he can do what he wants Which means he's probably full of shit. No, he doesn't have expertise in like I I I you need to take just okay. We all agree.
I think Eric Weinstein is a giant pompous ass I wasn't give it's some of the ideas that he talked about in this episode And you're never even gonna get to them because you're so hung up No, I can get to them for sure on the fact that you think this guy is such a douchebag and I agree It's hard to listen to him, but at least at least we get the points out there, you know Simon That's fine. I told you off I told you yesterday my big problem is when someone immediately off the rip Is like I'm gonna tell you some things and everyone who shits on me is just part of a big Like narrative to keep me down and they're part of the big system and anyone who does that is part of that system So don't even listen that's exactly what Hancock says, but you like him. You just don't like this guy No, I have a little more respect for Hancock Hancock at least is like up I told you Hancock is upfront and that he's like these filthy fuckers Joe have just railroaded me throughout my car Like he is like, but that's exactly what he's saying saying right from the jump Yeah, his whole story is about the fucking little tiny rods right? Yes him and his brother both have been railroaded throughout their career I get it again And then you know, I told Matt I thought this was interesting when he said that's why I got into podcasting was so that I would have Copyright over my ideas so people couldn't steal anymore.
I could sue them because it's different laws, right? It's interesting interesting cause it was more of a while less of plagiarism or stealing intellectual property Well, I imagine that you know, we say if you made something put a letter and mail it to yourself like that wives tailible Coparating right you have if you have a computer nowadays which everyone does all their work on that computer will tell you when you Start at a file what date you started it when you last edited it You can go into the metadata and look at every fucking edit you ever made The whole idea that like you don't need to do a podcast if he's doing all his work on a computer the copyright is there I started this on this day Is that long is that long? You know that like no, he doesn't know I wanted to be true. It might be sure but she doesn't know that pressure I'm not just good.
It's fine. You should I'm good job. I'm almost certain that yeah, like let's say you really If you really say hit song and I say I made the song first if you go into my computer and you pull the file of the song I mean, I guess there's a way I could maybe change the metadata or someone smarter than he could but Might hold up in court. It's like have you seen maybe it's not like but might be like iced tea saying He came up with 99 bitches 99 problems with a bit J one No, or is another producer and how he took it how Jay Z took it But it was the whole story is all spoken So I said something like this mine like the copyright of the streets I suppose like he said that to Jay Z one time I got 99 Problems about a bit.
Yeah one or a producer said some guy said that to him and he was like Yeah, that's it and then he told Jay Z or Jay Z heard him say it I need you to get that story straight. I just don't think to me. That's that's not a cop like that would never hold up in court She's not for me exactly the validity of it doesn't really matter just that example of Idea being verbalized and you did I steal it you said it but you didn't do you didn't do anything with it yet So it's still open game. I don't know like Randall Carlson is a really good example.
Okay. Here's a guy who Was ridiculed for so long Randall? What did I say? I don't care?
No, not Randall Carlson Grand Hancock or sure Randall Carlson also I guess but Graham handker so cuz he sort of seems like yeah Randall Carlson or Graham Hancock Ridicule fucking stroke ridicule. Yeah years. Yeah called an idiot. Okay, the things he's talking about are So right on the button like and I'm not saying that cuz I'm a fanboy.
I'm saying go look at any ancient site Hold on. You just saying you're not you're fucking just saying you're not educated enough But you're saying without a doubt definitively a hundred percent hundred percent you understand Randall Carlson would say that he might not give himself a hundred percent Accuracy Randall Carlson will tell you I might be off on the years, but they are 100% done by different cultures Sure And again, you're talking about Randall Carlson right now, right? Wait, wait, you just No Graham Hancock, but both Randall Carlson and I'll talk all of these wait. How are we talking about them right now?
Your whole thing is your whole thing is these guys are suppressed and their careers are ruined. They're not allowed to do anything I never hear about mainstream the the Universities call these guys quacks and they turn out to be right they will never get money from they'll get money from entertainment Maybe but they're never gonna get money from people to study their ideas From the orthodoxy because those people believe in a different thing It would be like promoting aliens to them. It's just such a weird fucking flex to me to see a grown-ass man be like the universities Don't respect me. Hold on if they were fucking begging for change on the street It would be a different story this guy again knows how to beg for it Because this is a change of quarks and neutrons we have gone listen like we have gone for my take my dad for example Okay, really smart guy Has no idea about Graham Hancock's work, you know what I mean?
How so as far as he knows The pyramids were five thousand years ago like that just that's what they were taught That's what they know. It's looking at a hold on your dad is a like your dad is a medical he's in medicine, isn't he? Neuroscientists, okay, okay close enough fine. He's a neuroscientist.
He doesn't need to know like nothing He needs to know anything you don't need to know anything. I don't know that's different No, if I was an Egyptologist or if I studied his ancient history or stuff I would want to know that I should know about Graham Hancock and Randall Carlson if I'm in the field of medicine There's a good chance that no matter what they dig up over there. It's probably not gonna help me It may be my you never know maybe find some ancient scalpel. Okay, fine bad example then.
I'm just there are Nobody is ever gonna know this because it remains on the fringe That's what you're wrong. I just finished saying you yourself gave the example earlier of all these people who's like During their time they were they were cast away and and then eventually their ideas were accepted eventually these ideas will be accepted Yes, we know that that that'll agree, but then that may be a valid I guess it may take a thousand years or it may take a hundred years to defend how readily we are able to accept these things I don't I don't like the suppression of any of this but at the same time like Eric Weinstein has pissed that the US government Isn't giving scientists a blank check so that they can do whatever they want And I think you as a taxpayer would agree that I wouldn't want that even though But he's citing that these powers would be our incompetence Do you want to get back to the moon or not because if we want to get sorry Come on if we want to get back to the moon you may have to summon a couple of demons, you know Simon if I sorry come on Simon if a politician tomorrow came out I was like yeah So we gave a hundred million dollars to these three scientists that were working on and again I can't think of anything crazy enough to make you be like no because I would say some sort of levitation You'd be like perfect perfect get on it But like what is the number of Canadian taxpayer dollars that you are willing to put up so that any scientist? Can just study whatever they want blank check again. That's what he said.
He said these cowboy science We used to just get blank checks again. I don't think they were just anybody they were probably People who had ideas, you know what I mean, okay, they so if there are good ideas out there Let's listen to I just want to say what he was saying is the powers of B That are right these checks are incompetent and he cited the war Ukraine the origins of covid Jeffrey Epstein and inflation Which are all things you agree with yeah, everyone or you grain it happened Jeffrey Epstein as a person no Yeah, it's terrible yeah, I agree and and not only insanity But you're staring at two different constructions clearly and you're still saying no those are made by the same person like it's so dumb Right, it's one of those you understand the comparison I'm making here. You're not even listening I am listening. It's one of those things where you're like looking at it It's a that's a rabbit and they're telling you it's a porcupine and everybody's just supposed to walk away like that's a weird looking For how do they be incompetent in these areas but in science or curriculum?
They're like they know what they're doing or they have aha It isn't our best interest because pause everything if what he says is true Interdimensional warp speed whatever like the idea of having jobs are going to school is over like life as we know it is over if we're trying Well, we're probably learning the wrong things or unnecessary things I think everything changes like that's what I mean. We have a whole new No, it's jobs. There's no need for jobs. Well, I'm talking about you can reach into another dimension grab grapes But he's saying like he said he cited the so good the high jumper The flaws very flop everyone was scissor kicking over the guy did the flop this guy does that or or and he's Trying to inspire with way too many words like he puts a nearly grass taste in shape Yeah, but this was the exam as a wrap and loves of yeah This is all agree with that.
This is the example I was gonna use Jim Jeffries in his last special talks about how we they invented the bag or the briefcase or whatever and then for years They just carried bags around and then 50 years later someone was like what if we put man's first invention on this thing wheels and like game changer Bags on wheels wheels on bags bags But yeah, the point is very simple. It's not like someone was holding that back There wasn't someone holding back the idea of putting wheels on a fucking bag We just hadn't done it So like the Salisbury flop or whatever the fucking bullshit this I want to pull out of his ass No, that's that's so rudimentary compared to what he's talking about though. It's not it's not such a weird comparison How why okay one everyone jumps the same way forever and then one guy says you know I'm just the paddle think about it one guy shows up to a fucking ping pong contest with a rubber on his thing They've been playing with just wood for like 100 years 50 years I mean I guess that's one way to look at it or it's like you show up with A fork for a long time and then one day I just decide to show up with a levitation ray You know what I mean? It doesn't have to be your building off of the floor but again Okay basketball they used to just have a peach basket and then one day someone's like I'm tired of climbing up the fucking ladder Why don't we cut the bottom out and I'll just bang the ball out with the head hair to your you're moving basketball forward Yeah, but that's my point is like Innovation is how it works sometimes you just wait a long time because no one sees the thing that's right in front of everyone It doesn't mean that the powers that be and yeah the powers that be do hold a lot back And again you can you're talking about basketball I just don't think that you think you think they've stopped I believe at quantum gravity, which is like do we can't know I think I can do it Adam has like new clon nucleons nucleus and protons inside it neutrons and poacher Proton's and it gets down to quarks that they they know exists, but they don't know why they're doing what they're doing In the vein of like researching and finding out how something works and it's like interspace stuff It's I think it'll be 10,000 years from now but what he's talking about will happen or or Will blow the planet up to smither he is As that is the biggest option has ever been as happening in my lifetime I don't even know if he knows what he's talking about I think the important thing though is not whether he knows whether he's that hold on I don't think it's important that whether he's the guy to come up with the equation that shows you that Einstein's gravity and all of this is Inconsequential because it's just like an image you see in your eye where right behind that is the whole real world I don't know if it's gonna be this guy It may be somebody else who does that point is that is out there But nobody is ever going to try that because they're too busy trying to explain like Kumar said how an atom breaks down and breaks down And who cares because all of this shit here is makeup So you're worried about makeup and we should be worried about the human body You get the analogy I'm making yeah, and again I'll go back to the fact that you mean him have no control over any of what Eric Weinstein is saying the only one that might is this fat Fuck Eric Weinstein, but guess what he spends his time in Calabasas with Kanye or rubbing elbows at the fucking comedy store waxing poetic Doing anything but physics hold on and he doesn't know the guys are like well.
They're holding me back I can't get the money shut the fuck up. I think it's a call to arms from him to other scientists that aren't agreed Thank you great. I don't think I'm Joe Rogan's podcast. That's the call to arms Other time he's on he's got a call from the FBI.
Okay, so people are listening like I just I don't think people start saying portal A lot the FBI starts listening. Yeah, you buy gas masks the FBI start the FBI starts listening like I don't okay I'm not like I said, Mattie. You're too hung up on this guy not being to your taste and I agree no I'm tasteful Simon. I'm also the fact that you don't like Jewish people and he's a Jew.
Yeah, it is for sure So he takes all the boxes for you, you know, no Simon. Let's be real clear It's very simple that you just want all sorts of wild shit to exist You want it so bad that when someone comes on and starts saying wild shit you get this weird hard on where you're like fuck Yeah, no, I just I just we can levitate bricks. That's how they built the fucking pure Tell them Eric fucking tell them and I just don't care but he's so he's saying that he's accusing them of not advancing yes, and he's accusing them of Having information real you have oh shit That if they put them together We can do this but they can't tell them this because if this is true then that is true And it's like maybe it's a good thing when they talk about you suppose and don't give a fuck Like if the world are reacting a different way, maybe things be going a different way, but he's saying they have footage and it's or he's saying That is this better footage of the UFOs and more information than what they're releasing of course there is what the fuck world are we living in right now like Conquident obvious here say anything else if those you if a tic-tac is a real thing, okay? Yeah, if it really is not some sort of other Countries thing or it's not some like group of Americans that we don't know about who are running special ops or whatever If it's really coming from a different dimension then that becomes possible right that whole idea of traveling from one dimension to another then becomes possible and Maybe what the problem was was Bob Lazar was trying to look for a earthly explanation to an unearthly thing Right, so he may very well have been looking at a UFO or something from another dimension and trying to explain it From what we understand to get a very long distance away where?
Opening a closet door and walking through takes two seconds the scientific community doesn't know everything that is known because no That's the idea of science what is known is secretive and we can't tell you everything Because we tell you this we tell you this we tell you this so if we don't want you to know something Okay, we don't want you to know about portals and anything to do with this alternate dimension travel We are definitely not going to fund any Experiments actually we're not even gonna have any talk of anything like that if we hear anything like that We're gonna call them cukes right guys all the everybody in this profession. We're gonna call them all cukes It's like just so obvious. It says obvious is obvious. It's obvious.
I'm here's why even if in a thousand years They figured out portals it doesn't mean that Eric Weinstein could have figured it out today I'm not saying he can't Matt again. I don't think Eric Weinstein can do anything Yeah, I think he is nothing But we know there's a suppression of information. We've known that like so he's telling us what we've already known and then he's acting like he's Blowing the lid off and he said if people are young the streets that may have so Eric look at Eric Weinstein Yeah, do you mean look at him like mushrooms? Okay mushrooms have been illegal for so many years that nobody was ever able to study them But if they had been studying them for that many years, maybe we would have come through with this giant breakthrough now in year 2023 Yeah feels weird that Paul Stamet is a mushroom expert and there's the Department of fungus am I wrong?
He just said it isn't a mushroom expert right there again. I'm not you're missing my point I'm not comparing him to Paul Stamets. I'm saying look at him at like as like mushrooms if Eric Weinstein had spent the past 30 years being Able to be funded by the government working on what his idea was maybe in the year 2023 We would be where we are but I agree with you Matt. He didn't do that presumably I don't know what he's been doing behind the scenes neither do you like we don't know he could be running all these experiments behind the scenes I'm like the dime of Peter teal or something, you know what I mean?
So so all I'm saying he's saying that the Orthodoxy will never open up the door for us to do this because they are purposely trying to not let These ideas through I just don't see why that's so unbelievable to you It's not what I'm also saying Simon is it's very believable to me that as a taxpayer I wouldn't want the government writing someone like this guy a blank fucking check just because he feels like for sure He's right. We've already decided you don't want to go into warp speed and interdimensional stuff or you're never gonna live to see it Yeah, I don't get it. What's it what I don't think about anything to do with warp speed I don't think he would talk about warp speed once I don't think it works. We did it But do you know what war speed is well?
It's going really fast in our in our current understanding of time and space and yours Crazy thing is what you broke at the ruler and he's like so you have a ruler like this and then the distance from here is here But if you make the ruler bigger and the distance from here is shorter look I never understand any of that stuff. I just know I don't know. I don't know. I feel like We're probably not looking at very much of a much bigger picture.
We do that all the time Yeah, I get it But I listen we still live in a world where money matters So Simon if you're a billionaire and he comes in and Kumar okay comes into you don't know Kumar This guy right here the way he looks comes into you and he gives you that ruler analogy He just gave you and then it's like I need 300 million dollars to study portals That's a strong fucking chance, but if the smart okay I'm just saying I'm just saying if we're using logic just for a minute Just stop if the smartest guy in the astrophysics class at Harvard comes out and says look I have this revolutionary idea I think everything I've learned up to now in my life is false and we should actually go in this direction And it seems like a good enough idea give him the money to explore it You're throwing money away at fucking bike racks in this Money to protect a country that never needs protecting our own you know what I mean how much Can you Google how much the Higgs boson cost so much okay? So just a curiosity when he played the interview and then gave you the example of the guy being like constantly giggling and shit Let's use that guy that guy comes to you and is like I need four billion dollars for the Higgs boson because I am this guy And he starts giggling there's no fucking way That you're giving this person a huge chunk of your wealth I there's no way you want the government to give him money either I'm sorry that makes sense to me. I just try to use logic I think that you probably come with a much more You're not just walking in and give me billions of dollars you come with an idea for what you want to do and it So I'm again and right now when you look at it If you were to look at something like this if somebody comes to you with this plan that seems totally against the orthodoxy You're going to look at that as like bunk and you know You're not even gonna give it a fair shake it so let alone whether you're gonna fund it or not Simon I'm just I'm simply stating the facts that if someone comes to you with an idea like uber versus someone comes to you with an idea Where they're like I have warp speed potentially figured out you're just as an investor as someone with money You have to have unlimited pockets to go to the guy who's like I have warp speed figured out Okay, so where we are right now yeah from 70 to now or 50 to now whatever it is we've gotten only As far as our fucking screen right we haven't even been back to space You keep discounting the computer with all of human knowledge in your pocket as like nothing like we've done really nothing Which is very odd because you specifically don't know how to use that thing to its fullest potential But I think that he's accusing the science community of being Simon with physics But they don't want to use the tools that they have it is weird though. Okay, look fine Whatever I could be totally wrong it is weird that back in the day when giant feats were being made Right like we couldn't fly and then we flew and we couldn't go to space and then we went to space allegedly These were being done by Some real renegade type guys.
Okay, so it was happening at one point. I guess is is what I'm saying I watched a rocket take off and then I watched that rocket land the same way it took off Yeah, this is don't be saying that's guys with the wheel in a cart This is where this is where my argument I guess would fall apart is because Elon seems like that cowboy guy I just I feel like yeah because you don't like him because I don't like him No scoreboard and track record show me I can see that he is a shell He said get me in the room of Elon. He's never met Elon. Maybe it's just around the corner again He I guess by that idea Elon is the guy bucking the trend He's saying nobody will fund what I want to do so I'm just gonna find it myself That is not true Elon is working hand in hand with the government this whole way through pretending that he's a renegade guy So let's not compare him.
I guess then to my point. I'm not comparing him. I'm just saying there could be renegades between the government Yes, they're 10. They're absolutely and the government has to hire somebody 6.5 billion US again Matt.
I'm not saying that I I'm agreeing with you. He is a bad guy Eric Weinstein He's a pompous Jerko, but you can't deny that many different fields right now. I can name you a bunch Hold on are being suppressed for no reason other than the government or whoever that power body is has decided This is what we believe fuck the rest of you and this is where we're gonna put our dollars to prove that we're right Sure like that is a fact and if that's happening. That's retarding progress Okay, but like Alex Jones this guy could be crying about something that is happening But it's he's not affected by it.
It's not happening to him at all He's not been suppressed in the way that he believes he has he's not like and even I just I don't know I mean probably has been suppressed He's just like you said decided to cry about it instead of do the research But my point is we don't know what's happening behind the scenes He really could be writing all these experiments, you know Whatever he needs to do to find out that all of that is wrong. He could be doing that. We don't know He's a can't because they're withholding the information there was a point in this where they pulled up some ancient like I Don't know thing and Joe was like what would you change on this? What do you see wrong with it and it might have been the worst moment in podcast history where he's like hmm Well, right down there would make that M I was like shut just shut and then Joe and then Joe said I don't know what you're talking about but it's beautiful What were they looking at it in my god?
Oh my god? The one I saw is didn't have it just one time in Egyptian. Oh, it was a good little hunting thing But yeah, anyways what is more annoying is Eric Weinstein's pompous nature and he says at one point You know this is difficult because you don't have common language like we're using shows dummy words or Joe pretending to understand it all But I think I think it was because what he was about to talk about they didn't have common language and meaning I'm gonna talk about physics now, and you're not gonna understand Which I think is fair because I didn't understand any of the physics he talked about no neither I but that still doesn't change the black he's not a physicist. No, so he may not understand either He's just he's saying these theories the the Brian Green he was on there remember him Yeah, and he talked poetic and was the expert in the field and he's saying I go to Brian Green what you're saying here It's not finished math like this doesn't work.
He's like yeah, but there's one thing and and they're making he's made clear off that He's frustrated by that Just like the Egypt Egyptologists won't see that there's older civilizations Whatever like that's what he's frustrated why Neil deGrasse won't say there are aliens They are caught up in there which is fine look you're making me hate this guy and all the power to you like you've won me over I think this guy's a huge douchebag. I don't listen. I just think that like no This is what it is. I don't not like Eric Weinstein.
Okay. Don't know. I hate him obviously and for good reason Like we'll get to the last thing last. What's the last thing anyways go on?
Is trying to say we are as he said do your son go on listen No, I know just keep pushing for the way we move our movement is like a cassette tape But you can't rewind right like he but he says there's a way for music to be like a record player You just pick up the needle and go to a different part of the time. Yeah, and he's saying we are stopped at the tape Yeah And then and the government either has information that they're suppressing that could be the missing link to get to the record player Or or they're faking something out to hide Technologies they're working on He wants to get to the bottom of it. It's so ridiculous like just think about it. So this guy This guy is like it's most likely and this is most likely what it is that yes The government is already working on everything this guy wants to work on and he's pissed at he's depressing suppressing He's saying the smartest minds that would know the best about that stuff don't know about it It's government experts.
He's saying the science guys the Stephen Greer's are playing paintball instead of playing war like he He had a lot of sweet analogies. I get it. No, no, but if that's over over if that is the case, right? Like if we're stuck look but you assume it's a long time.
Okay human growth is a long time. Yeah, we may be stuck in a Tiny little like detour right now where we're doing this whole thing with computers and phones and all about you I'm just look It's gonna sound crazy Matt, but whatever a whole detour where we should have been focusing more on other things And we decided to go in this direction And maybe we will get back on track and we'll end up in the same place anyways like I'm so sorry You said computers so flippantly like do you think Eric Weinstein has any of the information he has without computers? I do you think he's half as smart as he is without computers? I don't know about two sides You're we as a whole right now humanity are stuck in Computers as being this monumental goal that like we were we had to get to you know to make sure that we get to space or whatever it is Maybe it because I what is the end goal Matt?
You compared us to the north and all I'm raising computers to what's the end goal of this? You know what I mean? To get off the planet I guess it's to get off the planet and to get off the planet to make a machine that is able to like we're gonna figure out How to put ourselves to sleep for a long time because the trip is gonna be so long when again Why do you think computers wouldn't help this guy in his quest to get the fuck? I think they will I'm not arguing Maybe do you think it's just rubbing two rocks together in the fucking desert does it?
Maybe it's the sound that comes out of a certain instrument that literally okay wait could be what if it's you ring a bell? It makes a certain noise Yeah, I agree where all it was You go to that place that's how simple it may be sure and we are like so off track We are we are trying to build the best computer possible to tell us the most useless way to travel to the place We're trying to get to and I all I'm saying is that's possible We are so conceited for good reason because our scope is so limited but Compared to what compared to the entire universe. Yeah, we're on a small pebble in it So it's a weird flex to be like where our scope is so limited I mean compared to everything on the earth our scope is limited in I guess what we're even trying to study right now Which is this guy's point the things that we deem important are so like and I think you can agree on that too Like hold on if you think we're if you think we're actually living on the fervorment then we can never figure out anything this guy Well, this guy said he thinks we're like the north so the leaves island right that it doesn't know that no one goes there Because the Indian government is made illegal to go there And they exist and he said it like an experiment. You don't want the rat to know you're there So right true doesn't know that we're in the cameras are there Yeah, but the rat also couldn't figure out quantum ways to get out of the maze no matter how long you left it there Right, I think he suggested that our people on the planet earth that know we're in an experiment If that is what it is something to know that degree, but he said I don't if we can leave this planet He said if we are arcane Technology can leave this planet so we can come here Yeah, it sounded like at the end he was talking about the simulation because he brought the matrix a fucking shitload of times Like he brought up the matrix a lot Agent Smith it could very I guess it could very well be the matrix But again, it would just be another like we're too busy trying to build the best computer inside the matrix when really We should be trying to build something to tell us what the fucking matrix is or to get out of the matrix or do That's a weird aside I don't know it's a weird assumption because like if you build a matrix the perfect world we're not living people feel like They're like why would we try and you would never ever code it so that they could get out you would never leave that But then so that's better.
Okay, sure so then that's better than to this we're not living in a simulation thing Because why would they ever do that? That's redundant code on your end, right? It's redundant what is us trying to get out? Yeah, why would you ever build a program in which the the character can become Sentient and decides he wants to leave the program.
That's like Okay, and they're about to blow it on It's about to hold on to either thesis That is the matrix in the matrix the whole story is that when Neil finds the door he goes and meets the architect and we finds the door The matrix starts over again, and then it's happened seven times. He's the seventh time. That's what he could be by dimensions He said there's four to six dimensions. What if dimensions are produced Reiterations Wouldn't there be a billion That's why I thought myself.
Yeah, well why wouldn't there be a billion? I don't know you could argue that we just haven't got there yet It's just a program running and it's running over a long well And we could be anywhere in any timeline right like we don't know where we're and he wants above ground nuclear tests to return You think I think we should nuke the moon like did not seem like a weird flex when he said all of that right there Didn't that seem like a weird I don't think so he said we should nuke the moon I said that come on out of that I get that but you this guy amped you up to say that like you probably want to come in here This week just like I think we should nuke the moon I know I thought about it Or I thought about just blowing up nukes in space like for disposal would be one way But I think he thinks the world is on the tip Right now, like we could be in nuclear Armageddon next year this time. I believe there's a good chance That's possible. Yeah, and he's a if you blow a big bomb everyone's gonna go whoa Well, I agree with him in the whole like meddling with the cameras we have today you'd see the craziest footage of what a nuclear explosion is And I'm sure the military has done it and do have it and maybe that's even sites he's talking about that They're not sharing the end result of the news.
I don't think he can do anything I think he's insufferable, but he's just he's passionate like Kanye like I like him other day It's just too much for my brain to handle when he's talking the conversation between him and Kanye must have been the most insufferable Hour to four hours of anyone could like when he was like I had to send the cameraman out about the cameraman was like thank fuck Again, I wish I had come in saying this guy sucks This episode was so interesting Simon like I said that but I feel like because I liked it and didn't tell you the idea I liked it you came in hot to just smash the idea of suppression of information is not old by any means We've been talking about it forever. He's saying scientists are saying there's a limit There's a limit we're at it and he's saying there isn't there's no limit These equations these scientists are undone. They're unproven. I would agree with him and he and he thinks there may be a key in UFOs I just his example of like why did we have this big boom in technology?
I think that's how human beings work And that's why I use the analogy of the wheel on the bag was because like you can you can create this incredible thing and be so enamored by this incredible thing That you're just like wow can't get any better can't get any better than someone's like hey, why don't we do this? And fuck and it could be you could be right these UFOs could be a government and and like a smoke stream to There's some weird thing we don't know we know exactly what is we know we're doing like we've broken through these dimensions We just can't tell you what we're on the cusp of cusp of they're always just trying to steal your money That's it But he says too many people that he's talked about runs of life intelligent like intelligenceia Think that the UFOs are real and he brought he didn't know all these UFOs explain them like or say tops You're like do something you're gonna get rid of this one or release what you do know look I hope so tomorrow. I hope that in my lifetime this guy gets proven right on everything I hope I hope that there's portals and that he figures out some sort of levitate. I hope though There's government cover up right existing mark now.
I know that there's always government cover up What the fuck are we doing here? We've been doing this five years on this podcast or were we really gonna come in here and be like there's no ever government cover up of anything That's fine. Thank you Simon. Appreciate you.
Yeah, but you don't you don't you don't you? Don't think the world economic form is anything No, I do but you know that they're plotting to destroy the world or they're plotting to make the world how they want to be so they make the most money I definitely think they're in it for money. Yeah, and they're just back at it. Yeah, it's called the world economic form It's just rich people trying to figure out how to line their pockets further And they're just hopefully coincide with ours But they could be like wine sign started talking about the hedge funds and that's an interesting topic that I wish was in your notes Because that's where things are getting really fucking dicey when you find out that like black rock and vanguard own Everything.
Yeah, and they every system that we're using right now That makes us the most amazing are like utterly corrupt on the inside and have been from the start like we're like we're trying to prop up this Amer this amazing. I don't know if you know this and this amazing thing that is All empty on the inside I want to show you to make any sense. It's anyway, I want to show you guys something. This is very interesting.
So first of all When Elon Musk bought like 9% of Twitter and became the biggest single Shareholder of Twitter black rock and vanguard went in and up their stake in Twitter to be bigger owners than him at which point He then months later is like I'm gonna buy it and ends up paying so much more than he ever should have okay Approves you not good at business. No proves. He really wanted this thing, but why yeah, I don't know I can't figure that out But I also want to go over what like because it's the worst investment potentially ever yeah I could business well, I just Twitter's net income I'll give it to you over the years time and they start in 2010. This is their net income Okay, minus 67 million minus 164 million minus 79 million minus 645 million minus 500 minus 500 minus 450 minus 100 They have two years 2018 and 2019 where they make 1.2 1.4 billion But then the next year they go on to lose 1.1 million They are notoriously a company that had a very high time had a very hard time making money Matt monetizing this giant platform They were running with all these people they weren't making any money from it all the more reason why that should tell you that Elon is just Working with these people like why would a businessman ever make that deal because influences more important money Well, I want to put this is weird though, too That okay, that's an interesting argument come out that he just needs the voice so bad But why why does he need the voice so bad?
He's Elon fucking much to just telling people that electric cars are great I'm really stupid. I've assessed that on many occasions. So like in 2020 in 2021 they made five billion dollars in revenue But they lost 221 million however their total assets are 14 billion dollars. There's only 30 billion off But what does Twitter own buildings probably they only have 75 hundred employees Yeah, so how do you have 14 billion in assets?
I don't know I don't understand how any of that works when money disappears Matt. Where does it go? Well, no, but hear me out like if property if Camar owns a textile company and he says I have 14 billion in assets I can sit there and go we might have trucks for logistics You might have a factory like those factories could be worth X amount of dollars. We mentioned it 7500 employees They might have a few buildings.
There's no logistics It's like well, they pay money to get attention so whatever that costs and then that doesn't oh followers That's how you have to because they know sorry money to get people Sorry, I look into that too So they bought they were buying up companies and I forgot to tell you this too This is interesting they bought up a bunch of advertising companies That advertise with Twitter I was trusting to keep the sham going well I was thinking about that too because I was like hold on hold on if the whole thing the whole time is we have to abide by the Advertisers because they decide what content can and can't be monetized it changes the game a little bit when it's like don't you guys own the advertisers? This is hilarious They're crypto scams running right now where they make the coin right yeah And then the influencer who made the point go and buy all these coins to make it look like it's a good investment for people Then go in and make their money and these guys go off like that. It's the exact same play It's the exact same play It's weird right? But and then it's all fugazi though I'm thinking about it too.
I'm like so I own this advertising company they pay me money to advertise And then what but I don't care lose I don't know because I guess advertising because I hold on They're probably a middleman for people like Coca-Cola right because like you know when you own an advertising company you you sell ad space Right or you buy ad space that's how it works like Coke comes to you But it's definitely interesting that Twitter are their own advertising middleman very interesting Go on. I'm so sorry. I cut that off So but as they are prone to do they go over and he says like don't get me start about my alarm balloons Cuz they try to get in the balloons. Yeah, they're up there Yeah, and he pointed out interesting that a my alarm balloon like even a chintzy one could look really weird Like he's acknowledging he just wants to get to the bottom of it I think that is it and where where the bottom gets to he doesn't know any implies he could be wrong could be wrong I could be wrong.
I hope I'm wrong. I think he claims like he's just he's like calling it But a Jewish mathematician all in Saint-Cormor's if you ask the average person Hey, would you like to get to the bottom of this? They'd be like yeah, if I understood what you're talking about then Joe tries to reign him in and say one more time about the UFOs any oh no he has to do an analogy about UFOs the universe and Jeff Beck and Joe says well I drove limousine for Jeff Beck and Eric now has to hear this story about Jeff Beck But it was actually Jimmy Buffett's drummer who I got to talk to you or something Well, that was the best part is he's like no no no tell me and Joe goes I drove Jeff back And that was it and like you could tell that Eric wasn't pleased with just like there was no conversation The story we got in the back of the car I drove him from A to B. He got out of the car.
Yes, but of course the pros Magical share please share because he's a buddy. It's a it's a powerful to say say more Listen more what you're saying. I have time for you where so and also says say less But then Jeff Beck gets the channeling music and then you know what I have to talk We're trying to finish button up your foes right now I've got to mention Kanye he defends Kanye as I you know he would and he tells that he meets Kanye like There's these crazy guys out there. I wonder how he makes money Kanye will do this just took him back That's my favorite thing about Jews.
They're like fuck this guy. It's like it'll cost you a hundred million They're like they're not bringing back in the road Jews. They're Germans now. They're owned by thanks I don't know.
I don't know anything about the year. What you guys are talking about, but yeah, Connie's back with it I did it's not true. I don't think that's yes. Yes.
Yes. No, I With them they can't sell Yeezys without him. Yeah, I'm such a large stock I'm sorry to him. They can't sell the Yeezys and so they're like we'll get back together Just to get rid of these shoes for the planet and so it was just a big show That's rumored rumored.
Let's see what happens. That's a quick rollback, but no no discussing Kanye. Oh, I'm sorry fact-checking us Oh, you need to be fact-checking He's saying Kanye is going with everyone is forgiven everyone is left and to truly believe that you got to do with every single person And he says that's his mental illness But through the Kanye they get to Dave Chappelle and he says I've got a call out Dave Chappelle here And then Joe and Matt for Dave Chappelle. It doesn't matter how you feel like it's trying to explain to him.
It's funny It's Dave Chappelle. Yeah, Joe was it wasn't he could not do anything wrong Any users trying to say this what I think right or wrong? Go ahead Simon Well because on one hand I agree like look Dave Chappelle is hilarious and that joke was really funny But I also see that like when you make fun of something it gives people Like carte blanche to make fun of you also No, no, no, so joke you don't understand So by that premise we should make fun of anything because then it gives it opens up carte blanche for anything to be made fun of And you can't make fun of anything because people might get hurt Okay, sure, but maybe maybe you make that joke hilarious and then you make another joke Where is pointing out how stupid it is to hate on this group of people? Because clearly they are not holding Kanye back I Just think this would be like if Dave walked into his classroom to the big chalkboard and just like wiped off a big Piece with his arm and then just wrote in like y plus x equals z and was like yeah Yeah, figured it out.
I just think I just think was a rich forget forget Jews forget anything I think sometimes giant comedians like Dave or Joe or whoever will make a joke which they're absolutely allowed to do And they forget maybe that not everybody who listens to them is of equal Motivation I guess I don't know they're not all like looking at it with the same funny lens, you know I'm pretty sure that when you're trying to like so you think every big so you think the biggest comedians in the world have to touch no hot topics No, no, of course not of course not Just not Jews it's too soon. No, just you know when people are being piled on I guess it just I don't know Are you being piled on I think they're you know, that seems to be how it works with Jews every like Few years and this is the pile on that's crazy interesting. What do you mean you miss the pile on usually invited? Yeah, that's true Anyways, I mean again You're white so you probably don't get it.
Well, no, it's just I've known you for I don't know 15 years And you're right in that 15 years the amount of persecution I've seen because you're Jewish directed at you is like staggering I mean Nazi salutes when we walk down the street people yelling This guy wouldn't have so many holds up if it was true as well, right? What he was like Dave Chappelle is like taking shots is allowed other to take shots He's like covering fire for whatever, but if the Jews disappear running the planet you should have no problem because he's Jewish to get what he wants done It's just you know, whatever it's true. He shouldn't have said that he was a Power Eric, no Eric. He probably should have just shut his mouth I think he had some booze member when he's like I'd like to have some drinks now So that I have some excuses yet I think he was thinking to himself about something and he should have just shut up like I wish I thought Dave liked Jews more You know what I mean?
But you know who knows what Dave Chappelle likes like we just assume that because he likes trans people He likes Jewish that may not be the case. So Joe was I assumption would be that in his 25 30 years of comedy He's spent a lot of time around Jewish people and then he's okay. That's a little bit hatred for him. You know what the same way He doesn't know how you know, so maybe same way You wish owned Benjamin well, which is another olive branch Joe did not have anything to say there I felt like he was trolling Joe at that point.
It felt very odd Didn't it just remind remembering how much I hated this episode because for him I'm taking back my It's down to like a three and a half Yeah, it was some of it was so annoying. It had good ideas with terrible execution. That's what I I'll give you I I definitely thought like when he he's obviously aware of Owen Benjamin to the point where he brought him up So he has to really he has to know that Owen Benjamin has gone on some wild anti-Joe Rogan rants Break your news though. He's on yeah, he's back on Twitter.
Yeah back in the game Christina Ricci why you're saying random words To go did Owen Benjamin I thought you live where you're in Hollywood Getting married to Christina Ricci to out on the farm like by wood stove drinking beer holding up today's do's way for you Like sounds like he did the exact right thing If he just would give up on the n-word and hating Jews we would all be good So yeah to wrap it up he then went back because all this is about created a ton of bomb the energy and he said it Jews created the ability to destroy it. I hated this so they have a responsibility to try and save it It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard and you know what Simon I agree the dumbest thing I've ever heard like you like Simon you as a Jew you have to feel guilty for jet Robert for Jay Robert Oppenheimer creating Yeah, I have PTSD about the whole thing the dumbest fucking shit. I don't think the world wants what he wants The advancement he's looking for we were all happy with this Let me sort of charm kind of life most guys want a golf on the weekend Maybe hit a titty bar to get away from their wife this guy wants a portal to another dimension He is that miserable at home. That's true.
I love how to he's like I'm an atheist But you should come to shiv us on Friday at my house We're gonna have to plan it and tell you because you won't be in it unless he thinks it's it's an ex-factor That is just it's there there's an ex factor there. We're just they're not letting us do it Well, what do you mean? Do you think like to get to this other dimension? He's talking about you have to like travel for 45 years I don't like right there exactly the time and what if you rang the bell?
What if you rang the bell that opens the portal you walk through the portal when you get there there's obviously no bell to come back Yeah, and you're just in an empty not empty like maybe you're on earth prehistoric. Okay, so what's your point? How do you get back? You're just then you're just gone.
You're one of like David Politis's 4-1-1, you know I look at you people who just disappear off the planet which would explain that right? How many people actually find another portal another dimension not very many those people just go missing all of a sudden, you know Like missing children. They just hit the xylophone the right way Dude, you're being you are being funny, but who fucking knows if it really is a sound thing I would like to now go through David Politis's cases and see how many children had xylophones There you go. It would be a bad thing is what they're searching for just shuts off the universe The big stop yeah, I the big bang the big you would know when he talked about that one guy I was like he didn't experiment Chicago kind of totaled all of Chicago I was like he's saying this so happy.
I mean, I know it's because how cavalier they were with like, you know When they decided to test a nuclear bomb in space nobody did any research on what that may have done to atmosphere not space No, it wasn't space nothing's gonna happen space. There's nothing Well, that's what they said nothing will happen when we detonate this nuke in space and you know what happened come Are we don't know I think he's right? He's right. We don't know.
I think he's right about what he's saying I don't know if he's right. I think he's right about There being way too many roadblocks. We are now in a time where we're being like it really feels and I don't know Maybe you don't feel like this Matt, but to me it really feels like they're Narrowing the corridors of what we're allowed to discuss I'll agree with that. I hope Eric Weinstein is right.
I hope he finds all the answers in his lifetime and proves me the asshole I just I don't care like this episode I was like this is not this ain't it this wasn't it because you just figure and I'll speak for you here Oh, you do it all the time you just figure like why would I give a fuck about any of this portal shit because it may not happen in my lifetime and all I can do right now is try and make money and Do whatever I have to in this fake reality or reality or whatever the let's say I wanted to help his cause Let's say I believed it so like let's say I got an Eric Weinstein tramp stamp tattoo tomorrow That said I believe okay the best I can do right now to help him is just work hard and hopefully become a billionaire and then fund his work But like it's you're right the only thing you can do I really unless what if it's if enough people believe you create a frequency And this is the wrong spokesman He needs to find like a Leo type spokesman to believe him and no you're right though Like bigger picture if you don't really care like you don't have kids per se so it's not like you're thinking I need this world to be better when I leave then like for you. You really just need to I also know that even the idea of me Do what you can well you can I also know that I I have no control over making the world a better place But maybe he feels he does I hope he does and we I don't feel like that You don't feel like that But maybe there are those special people out there who do feel that way because that's how shit happens I will extend the all of rich. I agree He is a smart enough guy where he should be working on making the world a better place I am not and maybe all he's saying without saying it is like God told me to do this. He doesn't believe in God.
I know also tough I see he can't say that because if something has told him to do this I mean he mentioned religion about it so I think he was saying the world is more bent on right now trying to destroy itself than to Fix itself. I think if you look at history any at any given time in the last thousand years You could make that argument Yeah, but no time in history can any those people unless they could destroy the planet with a bush of a button I agree with you, but I go back to my point that there was a lot of times where I'm sure people could have been like This is the end everyone's we're all gonna Wars were way more of a you could bet on wars and not know who's gonna win before nuclear bombs The irony of it all is that I want this dimension thing to exist more than anyone yeah in my lifetime Yeah, and I wouldn't go to that I'm pretty bad at a guy you have to listen this twice I don't even get on a plane. I listen to jump in from the portal to try to absorb anything I am smarter than me. I'm so disappointed in myself Can I do a disclaimer and then you'll cut it in about just how wrong I was about this episode I came around in the end so sure yeah, thanks dude.
I appreciate that. What are you right? Oh fuck maybe like a I mean this guy was the worst apparently I can't I was just I was so intrigued by his ideas I gave him a pass I'm gonna give it a I'm gonna give it a never done this three and a half this is crazy two hundred and like thirty episodes I've never I don't think I've ever swayed you the way I have here well again I think his ideas are right and he is just the wrong spokesman like come our said like yeah, I mean terrible Yeah, what a fucking guy. I'll give it a look you know what I would like to see though What a death match go on celebrity death match yeah, you know this guy yeah, and Neil the grass types I think I'd be a physics fight to the day.
Yeah, what about this guy and Bob Lazar and Joe in the room Joe is pushing for that which I was like I did not think that was possible in my mind Bob Lazar will never be heard from again I don't think Bob Lazar is talking to anybody right now So I don't know why Joe is able to just reach out and make that happen just sit in a roof and practice his story So never changes every day. Oh my god. Most people lift weights He like recites his story three times a day just keep it's like momentum momentum. He's got a tattooed on his chest exactly You never owned a titty bars and bold letters on his stomach Is this guy good?
Well hunting? That's how I was trying to think of him as a hero or something He was just so smart. Hey Joe. How about them apples is this where I don't it doesn't seem like he was out scoring mini driver You know what I mean?
He was you sit on girls don't about space time and interchangeable I don't believe it to one thing to be at two place at the same time this guy named a girl so wet this guy named Drop we didn't bring it up just in closing this guy named drop where name dropping was not necessary We're no one in the world would have it was your your de-yexama Well, yeah, cuz like you're my steady name drop people that you have no idea who they are. Yeah That was so fucking annoying. No, no this guy. I'm with you I want to go even lower what did I say 3.5?
We're down use it to two and a half now No, I said three and a half. I was that four and a half and went to three and I think you finally had decided on Intolerable yeah this guy all right. Well, we are gonna take a break. We're gonna pay a bill and we'll be right back This episode is sponsored by better help it takes a lifetime to get to know yourself I'm 40 and I know we're close to the person I was when I was 30 when I was 30 I was nowhere close to the person I was when I was 20.
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Those guys too, which is hilarious, you know, but I know of course of course, but it just seems like you know You live in Austin and he's still giving you the hotel in the per diem, you know, he gives it to Tony when he comes on I'm just saying you have a business that's run in a specific way that you know That's just how the wheels roll like every guest gets it's a great one a nice So he's on cloud 9 and they were talking about how a dicks are getting bigger, which we thought they were getting smaller I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I was like what taints are getting smaller, but dicks are getting bigger I was like that's the easiest choice ever my taint feels like it's getting bigger and Things are growing in different directions But I mean had I been born today Who knows? I'm like a 12 inch dick. No, you're said 36.
Oh, I see. Wow. We're just pushing right into the future Yeah Then they pushed it the guy that's longer than Kumar's leg the billionaire who went to get the dick elongation surgery and died Because they fucked up putting under and that really is Powerful powerful position. I believe it's called anesthesiologist Hey, look at that like a real drug giver.
They're like a shot man of sorts They're like a life giver because they are almost bringing you to death. Yes. Yeah, I was very scared of that part of the surgery That was the part I was the most scared. We have a doctor and then they introduced you to somebody else who's that and like who's this guy?
I thought you were doing this like well No, this is such especially that you are almost gonna die, but don't worry you're in good hands My guy was awesome of course because he gives you the craziest drugs known to man What's so weird is that going out? Yeah? Yeah, it's like you're just one minute you're there and the next minute you wake up And you're like what? It's so it's so fucked up and as so as I was going out he was like okay nurse put in the You know they put the needle thing in so he can then attach his tube to it or whatever and She couldn't find the thing and eventually was like I'll just do it becomes just doesn't himself puts it in just like two seconds later I'm gone and then you're back and maybe you're back or maybe you'll end up in wherever you go after you you know I said I said to everyone in the room during my surgery I was like I'm so glad you're all wearing masks because if I had to see any of you out in the world after this It would be like monumentally embarrassing because he was like you want stirrups or not I was like don't fucking ask put me out and obviously do what is best for the surgery like time I'm I was like dude.
There shouldn't be dealers choice stirrups or not I was like you're cutting into my fucking taint. I remember Ryan long when I moved to Toronto Yeah, he was just starting out He's about the same level as me and that was one of his jokes what about the dentist ask him I think a lot of his style is just making fun of like the blue is dressed the dress blue the dress is white Okay, he he pokes upon it both right the right-wing taker Whatever it is he'll do the opposite of and show if it was like this what you're saying it looks so stupid He made so many jokes that Joe didn't know where jokes and just stepped right over Oh, you got him a couple times, but do you think the population is facing collapse or explosion? We know it's facing collapse. Do we do know that?
Yeah, well in the development our population is facing No, I just in the development nation. It's like Japan terrible, but other places the population is growing. Yeah, they're world countries It seems to not know what's growing but there's an idea that there's too many people Mm-hmm. That's one sort of conspiracy theory and another one is that we're dying off.
Yeah You pick a side on that I believe there are we The people that say that we're there's too many people I understand where they're at I get it But it's just not true too many people in the same places for sure. We have in countries a big place We're not divided I forgot I was gonna do maybe we need to be more separated out and have smaller communities And then there'd be plenty of everything for everyone they said Canada wasted $50 billion in food last year That's insane. That's insane. That's not just 50 billion dollars in food like 50 Oh, it's like people throwing out at their home and stuff is that what I mean?
You know they throw in a lot of milk You know a lot of rules like at the level of the throw in a crop They gotta throw this like and to the micro of just like a marcity works at the the center If if there's if they have 500 plates ready and 150 people show up they throw out the rest We did 700 the other night for a Christmas party and there's at least 100 plates And what blows my mind is now you think someone had to sit over that plate Put on the potato, you know, they have like a whole assembly line assembly line to do these two And just go for it to go in the garbage But then go back to Mars now You see the cow walking in the past year Then it dies that little bit of thing goes with the company that sends it with them They cook it up and then it goes to the tray goes to the floor Actually, that'd be a good short The whole process of something never doing anything And then you think well, holy shit if that's how much is to waste Where do they get all these cows? And then you look at one of those slaughter farms and you're like, oh That's going from the Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Wow, we're interdimensional You know, it's funny when I saw this thing on Vegas how Vegas is actually like super Like carbon neutral and green All the food that they waste from the buffets and shit A truck comes and picks it up and there's like all these pig farms surrounding Las Vegas And they feed it to the pigs and it all just gets recycled back into the system because they end up slaughtering the pigs There is a lot of that. I'm sure that's where the mob gets rid of all their bodies I'm sure that also happened. Yeah, I have to keep those pigs healthy I'm sure it's the best it's ever been For waste and not those systems just still no food It's got to be the worst it's ever been because recycling Well, there are just more people now than there have ever been But no one was recycling or doing stuff for the environment for I know but when there were only a million people on the planet That was way better Less way less ways even though they were doing less things to curb the waste But they would just pour oil in water Yeah, I mean they were idiots too.
That seems like But that's a good point is in the developed countries where we'll We have ways to deal with waste the third world countries They're just throwing in the rivers and it's them that's growing. You know what I mean I see this guy in Sudan and Niger like all over Africa. It's so crazy Well, that's why you say that even like Even if we all change to electric cars tomorrow doesn't make a look a difference unless the rest of the world does it too It's all redundant in any ways They were joking about Believable trans and the trans to man Just how they can't have a protected class Just like we were talking about before if you can't make fun of one person You gotta make fun of it. You gotta make fun of everybody.
Yeah, I take that all back Yeah, but that was just a common ground Steven Seagal which is interesting because he was real and now he's become What do you mean? He was really I think a badass guy. Yeah, he would fear. Yeah, he had a career in film No, no, no, no, probably had a dojo.
He was like he was an actual. Yeah, he was like a real deal He also had a real junker comes this I don't know and then he saw there was probably no money and what he was doing I was like I got a Flip coin quick. I'll make me some movies and that's right. The point is we know too much about celebrities now It's changed sort of the culture of celebrity versus when we were kids liner notes You know occasional interview with people something in a magazine is how you get to know these celebrities, but now everyone's just doing there I feel like it depends on the celebrity.
There are celebrities that lay low But I guess you're right now the deal is if you sign on to a movie they're like you have to do 160 interviews It's pretty wild. I look at Leonardo DiCaprio as the one. Yeah, dude. You know nothing about Leo other than his dating patterns Oh, you know, you know, like he's like a Environment activist and he's a poker player that character was not all over Instagram or to talk you mentioned to a lot of cursory like like Tell me something substantial about Leo.
Like I couldn't tell you anything about well. Tell me something substantial about Logan Paul He's on the entire I know his mother. I know his father and who he's a ranch and endocino I know his friends are I know people he was friends like I know who were we talking about a whole So I could give you all those same things about Leo. I know who his parents are I know who his friends are your parents I don't know his parents per se, but I know he was friends.
Are you roles with like Toby Maguire and fucking I think you Rold so you know about maul And so celebrity exists in a mystique What's going on? Yeah, I don't know I didn't get enough sleep once Simon hates he's full of hate and I was just thinking like even Jean clove and damn like he was the real deal. I used to love Jean No, he's a fucking idiot. He's not as bad as Steve as a guy I let it there was a time when I would watch fucking blood sport and kickboxer and cyborg like a million times in a row Man, what was the movie did we was in the bio?
Oh, yeah, I don't remember I gotta find it and then there was a guy was a guy with the basketball player there Yeah Talking no, I just love fucking karate movies back then that was like as a yeah We were in a major piece all that hard target Oh hard target have you guys both seen that hard target? Oh, I just I can see the box office right now Okay, it's no moving on they joke. Oh people who are stuck in the first ages of covid People who are stuck in the first stages of covid well We've had discussions of like what I knew then what I know now things have changed some people are living today Just like it was the first way No, I do see that every once in a while somebody like driving around with a mask on and you're like that just doesn't make any sense On any level who are you worried about even if you're worried about you? You're the only one in the car, but then you're worried about somebody else you're the only one in the car I don't fucking get it.
But the thing to stop on there is why do I care why I'm even seem like why am well the same way I the same reason I do something wrong no the same reason I care about anything though You know what I mean? Like why do I care that? This actor does this like I don't it doesn't really affect me, but I have nothing else to care about so I care about that I just find myself when I'm getting annoyed by people the mass I just thought I said why do I care? I look at it the same way as when somebody dresses funny And I'm like well whether it's that person wearing and they must like be an idiot And I'm like why do I care?
You know just look at it the way you did pre covid you saw some of the mask it didn't bother you then oh it did I was like what are you doing? Yeah, but you weren't gonna be like take your mask on no No, but I thought it was crazy sure when they made you put the mask on you're like oh no I hate it. I guess I was always you look back. I was a I was an anti mask guy.
I didn't like it You act like I didn't sit two feet away from you the entire phone. Yeah, what am I acting? How am I acting in superior? Yeah, that's your way when it comes to know when covid this is what happens when covid gets mentioned you're like But you shouldn't feel superior because you did everything just like the rest of us I had to I know I want again who cares you did it You didn't have to we know other people who didn't do it they held firm Convictions you did not covid 19 that one no tomorrow Do you agree with that because I got vaccinated I have no say correct?
You have to get the mirror because then you have no say agreed okay, I fucking did whatever I don't get to sit here and fucking there's no high horses would sign no high horses. No, I'm on low horse I agree. I'm on my low horse. You don't get to be on the high We're on Shetland ponies and you're on a regular size horse pony.
He's still on a pony. We're just on a smaller pony I'm not acting in any way. It's just like you're acting in a way facts come to be a thing And you just end up with the right facts you look away. I'm not acting away.
He you didn't stand up for yourself I did you did not I did you came out here you yacked about doing it and when push came to shove you acquiesced like everybody else You shoved I never shoved I don't bring me into this you acquiesced like everybody else and if I didn't I could be on a High horse then 100% no, thank God. Thank God. You got the vaccine. I couldn't do this podcast with you if you were able to be on a high horse The only thing is the fact that we're on different sized ponies That's the only reason I can keep doing this well I gotta admit if you hadn't gotten it you would be in suffer the highest horse Yeah, his horse would have a hundred feet your head would be at the ceiling.
Yeah, it would be at the top of the house That is that why he sits high. Yeah, of course moving on he talked about while it's still the pandemic the difference between being lonely or being alone No one wants to be lonely, but you want to be alone all the time really because you're my wife Well, just in general don't you like being alone? I love when I'm around people for a while like hours on end I'm like it's kind of weird really. I don't see that with you I think you like strive to go see people know I think part of the thing is doing the comedy Like I get a lot of people all the big big And then yeah, that's a sound of makes I think that's interesting that might be but I don't mind be alone at all Like there are certain a certain type of person who just needs to be around other people You know like we have friends like that who just have to be busy all the time have to be going have to be seeing people Those people suffer the most in the lockdowns.
I can find a nice balance I really enjoy a long time I thrive alone, but I also really enjoy being in a group of people I don't know, but I agree like lonely. Then it gets too much Either one too many people or too much loneliness. Yeah, you know how fun a nice balance Yeah, everything life is about bones. I think it all has to do with whether you're single or not That seems to me to be the driving force if I was single I would want to be around people all the time because I would be trying to Get you did way exactly but once you have You'd want to be around single people then you and then there's the type of people who are like a couple But still loves to be around other people all the time which is also interesting I was thinking strange is that two different people when they go to an event Because if you're going to something you're going to concentrate it's probably care about the person you're going with But you would rarely go to a concert or dinner or something with a stranger So that whole experience you are worried about their well-being their comfort that they enjoy themselves as well as yourself Where you go do something by yourself.
You are not tethered to someone someone's well-being isn't You know that experience it's really we need to do mushrooms as someone you sort of don't want to get separated It creates a connection, but when you're single you're not unhappy unless you're like so alone that it don't come with me It's two different people though for sure the care for I don't know I mean I've seen you alone at a music festival and you don't seem like you're like But if you see me with someone I'm like oh with someone Ball and Jane, but you also go to the music festival and find people you're not you find your friends I strive to do everything solo just to start off on that basis. I mean that's odd, but okay sure I mean it is interesting though like you're convinced that you have to Start a family and do this and do that and get a job and go to school and learn a whole bunch of things So you can get a good job for 40 years. It's just such a short period of time That's all the time you have on earth and we take all of this time away doing all this really insignificant crap And then you kind of die to feed the economy or the planet or you become like 80 years old and then you look back And you're like holy fuck well come on It's not to feed the economy on the planet if we didn't have any of that if we got rid of everything jobs Well at the end of the day you would starve so like we would spend our house to be some happy medium there though Media everything just works their land and makes their own food. Yeah, but did you spend your then yeah?
But then how do you go out and do all the fun things you want? Fun things those fun things are on your land to feed the economy and destroy the planet It's a really it's like a double-edged sword You know or you take the next step like Eric said no again who wants where why we don't even know if that dimension is any better Than this dimension no, but again, sorry just going back to this When you zoom out Like having kids and all of that is like kind of a scam from religion to keep Humanities you know what I mean, I mean, I mean, oh I guess well to get married. Yeah, but like keep humanity moving Yeah, I mean, I guess if everybody said the same thing we're not gonna have kids anymore than all humans would die But that's consensus you'll never get that eventually, but we like fucking so it's not gonna happen Yeah, not too, right? We really like fucking we have a lot of contraceptive.
That's an issue. Yeah, or sterilization I just nip in the bad real yeah, yeah, um Everyone speaking of everyone everyone doesn't feel 100% in life yeah, we're never running up full if well Maybe you're doing some drug maybe it's like no that short period of time I could never I couldn't name you one moment in my life where I've been like right now a hundred percent Yeah, not one couldn't name you one never um you've gotten like intravenous heroin before Yeah, I call that Friday. No like you had no the hospital. Oh, no They put you out so for sure you would have had some sort of like intravenous pain killer Yeah, but I don't know I was just out and then away point is it sucks when you're in the hospital because you're so worried about the surgery And this and that and something bad isn't about how to if you could just take that drug in the outside world You would find that moment.
I 1000% guarantee it. Okay. No, but actually Like you don't have a cut on your finger. It just doesn't matter even if you did you can forget about your problem for an issue But oh I thought that's what we're talking about.
Oh, there's walking around in life Just people were perfect the guys you're gonna fight tonight or on fighting days ago Yeah, I probably if they did their job Jake Paul and Tommy Ferri are to the oh I see this people on the planet right now Okay, if they did their work point is then go on the scale down to the lease healthy What's your point we're unhealthy just in general like people are not I don't know are you disagree? No, I agree But how did we get from I don't know they're just talking about everyone doesn't feel well like oh people feel Feeling sick like I the flu thing. I thought you meant mentally. I'm sorry.
No, no, I'm sorry I'm sorry. I just talk about health. Yes mentally heroin I thought you were saying like you don't feel well like everybody's kind of a little bit depressed I agree when it comes to feeling until you do millions of people at for 50 minutes or whatever in a day they're feeling Yeah, the best the best if you could not if the best no But if you could extend that feeling into your like daily life So you could still function and yet you were constantly just feeling fine. I mean that's what everybody strives.
We're right They always talk about the wildest thing is that When the pandemic and we're really concerned about health that but you can still get drunk What do you mean? Well, they would discourage alcohol I don't know open alcohol places once a week or something. No, you could always buy liquor They never shut down the liquor stores every day or stores Never pot stores or anything so his point is is we're trying to keep you at home to keep you healthy But like if you want to get hammered every night, well, I think they were also thinking like Taking away people's freedom. We're definitely not gonna take a lot of hundred percent There's one of our people have alcohol dependencies is what they said not to not to absolutely true or weed dependencies Come on alcohol is wild.
I mean you spend a lot of money on alcohol how it's just empty calories Never drink beer. That's it. Whatever you drink. It's no one.
Whatever you drink. You piss it out. It's just such a It's full of calories. Yeah, I drink vodka water for the most part It's clean, but still not used to take a tampon stick it in vodka and then show it up as the J.
Did you ever do that butt chuck? Yeah, I love your butt you did that for real. Oh you fucking When Keith that's what I knew I had a problem It was the night it's gonna be wild when I thought it was losing $2,500 in a cab and it turns out it was a no No, it's a bunch of laced with vodka. Yeah Empty calories of alcohol.
It's gonna suck when Keith rich's eyes He is like there. There's no like contemporary. No, there's only Keith Richards to me is Inconsequential to the Rolling Stones. I think it's all what's his name But the fact that he's just a mikjagger the fact that he's rich to lie like they could if the rolling if Keith Keith Richards died tomorrow.
Yeah, they could do like a television show and replace him. They could never replace a mikjagger Well the work they did doesn't have to replace now and he's just do you like the Rolling Stones? Yeah, the old Rolling Stones. Yeah, it's some of my favorite music out there Everything after like Black is some of the worst music out there.
So it's really I'm really torn there, you know The Keith is there the whole way that's almost like what's good about the Beatles is they broke up before or they had a chance to do bad shit Then they did their own bad shit, right wing whatever, but together. Okay. No, no, I'm not. I listen.
It was okay I'm just saying no more loli mites like George Harrison's music after the Beatles isn't as good as the Beatles John Lennon's music After the Beatles is not as good as the man. I just go go go fault Paul McCartney's music after the Beatles is not as good as the Beatles I think those bars music after they say say come on what do we go there there there the stones could still put out a I doubt they will no they couldn't oh if they were yeah, if they said like we're gonna just put out an acoustic jam or something But I think in general tired like where's the latest album from Usher? I heard that LL Cool J recorded a whole new rap album Like spent the money laid it down had it mastered listen to it and then was like we're not releasing this like had planned a release had Advertised it and then was like this is garbage. I'm old.
This is my last hit. This isn't coming out. That's good Imagine being so I could be wrong. I think I heard that second.
Well, you got the acting thing going to protect No, I know, but I just you know a lot of guys would just do it anyways. He's right. Well, I mean LL Cool J has a team Yeah, he's not just making decisions. Yeah, so does Kanye Yeah, and he's with your son.
He was Hitler. I like to think like if Joe has a bigger team than most or an average team Not including security No, it's Joe Jamie his Booker Matt. There's a Booker. Yeah, okay.
There you go and then some bodyguards Have you seen the any documentaries about the shooting at Altamont? They were talking about with a whole thing Yeah, and it's a guy with a gun it's a guy with a gun in the crowd and the hell's he just absom? Kind of crazy green suit like looking like you be in the disco check or something in the middle of an outdoor festival I wonder if it was like a agent provocateur Flag just happened a huge guy. It's weird crazy There is an exorbitant of I thought that that's not how that happened.
I thought it was like the Hell's Angels Beat somebody up in the crowd. They're just rough up and they died and he confronted one of them. Oh, they were I see okay, okay, okay, okay, but it wasn't like he was trying to assassinate no well the rolling stone No, I don't think so either I think as I remember the story was they were like picking fights with people in the crowd because they were doing security and they Probably had no business doing security. They were like, you know, yeah rough necks Anyways, sorry, I love the hell's angels.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not Story about them in the post-show anyway, there is an absorbent amount of violence on the internet the known to complaints mode I Fight It's one of the things I want on Reddit watch it on the president But is it like I always feel bad even you have see fighting I feel so bad When you see real people just like sometimes they deserve it But most of the time it's like you don't know the backstory one person is always getting like clobbered on I love the ones Where it's clearly someone deserves it. Yeah, that's nice But I mean how often does that are you so hope they're all right? Yeah, you just got to get you just gotta get here come up And sometimes I hate the ones where a guy is dominating a fight I'm gonna girl gets in between them and breaks them up and that gives the guy the ball on the bottom the chance to get up And then he immediately started beating the shit That's why you see so often the girl comes to break it up and the other guy decks the girl because he doesn't want any Yeah, yeah, I keep it moving they're talking about how culture changes over time, but it's also like What do you look at the culture now is like it's not the best culture because it's a culture when you're young Is the best culture in style of static music that sort of thing I think we need like a Nirvana size jolt we're too old.
Yeah, what do you want to switch to it? No that happened the world though? No, it didn't if you were 40 you weren't like a man is the shit. Oh, yeah, you weren't huh?
I think so But what I'm one but Nirvana didn't it changed music. It didn't really change like the world I didn't mean the world changed music. I didn't mean the world to change the way like what was popular that happens all the time though like Ramble wrap exactly whatever. Yeah, so like mumble wrap.
I would compare it to say hair metal Okay, I can popularity was so ridiculous. It's just like there were so many hair metal bands You couldn't keep track of trap drill is where it's going now. Yeah, that's what the music videos are a because Young people are gonna play what young people want to hear. Yeah, it kills itself and like that's what you won't have a I don't know it have to be different sound I came in a magic as it has a maybe the last one was Coldplay It sort of made a sound that everyone was like oh, that's kind of rad But now it's all rap music and I was just they were talking about Nirvana joint and I'd like to see an advantage I don't know where it would come from how it would Again, like if you think about it you act like they're what like what was that fucking what's that terrible music?
Other jolts like what Skrillex what kind of music is that? I was like a new terrible thing that never made you there are still bands pushing through like look at like the strokes You know what I mean? There was like a two thousand band it was different than everything else, but I feel like there's something There's something about somewhat of a commercial success to validate it as being Really good because you also act like nir van like they were just playing rock music at the end of the day It was that it was such a shift from what was not again. But my point is it's like it could be another rock band anyway I don't know what's move on well.
He's a musician like this way who I am long Josh Ryan long as a music wise a drummer He had a band really do you have videos on what was the name of his band? Oh my god is he from Ottawa? No, Toronto the I forget it no one's from Ottawa Simon John door Mike Myers is from like it was sort of like Skye Punky 25 Chandler like 182 83 he was one eighty five like one eighty five The John stones that's what it is. That's the name of his band.
I took that one to get there Well, I'll just how about this roll it out just aside by here. Do you think in pictures or words? In can picture like asking a question. Did you see that?
With ice cream in its face dog with the ice cream in its well I don't picture a dog with ice cream in its face. No you picture when I say that you just say words No, I don't see words. No, you see a dog some sort dog eating some sort of I guess yeah I don't I see words not so weird. I see what I mean like you see them written out dog with ice cream on his face I don't see a picture of the picture either But I don't see words the writing is the writing and better penmanship than yours.
Yeah, it's like a typewriter Okay, what do you but I mean I just don't understand what do you mean? Do I he sees pictures? I see words So when you close your eyes close your eyes like this. Yeah picture dog with ice cream in its face Yeah, I'm picturing a dog with ice cream in its face.
You see a dog with ice cream in its face a voice said to me A dog what kind of dog did you say do you see a dalmatian see like if you ask me what kind of dog I saw I would have to make Up the dog I don't see I did that I did that I don't see a dalmatian. I don't see a dalmatian in my head you see the word dalmatian No, I just know what a dalmatian looks like so my brain says dalmatian I hear the word dalmatian. I recognize that a dalmatian is a dog with spots But I don't see a dog with spots right now in my eyes I just know what a dalmatian looks like I know what a dog eating ice cream looks like okay. I'm sorry I'm just I'm just saying sorry.
I know I'm getting on I've never been asked a question answered honestly Stupid answer lot of his answer was way stupider than mine Both stupid lot of industry talk so hold on when you close your eyes and think you don't picture There's zero there. You don't see anything is it but like no, it's black Yeah, so when you read a book you don't make up any let's know I do I make up in my head what I'm doing this in your head what it's gonna look like based on prior knowledge that I have so like let's say I'm deciding what somebody's gonna look like yeah I have memories of certain things that are happening in the book of other things that I've seen and I piece that together But I don't close my eyes. I'm like all we he has red hair and blue eyes. No, it's all black You're in a prison bathroom with no you're in a prison cell forget it with no internet no cell phone You have to masturbate yeah, can you close your eyes and picture?
It's going to be my memories I'm going to masturbate to memory really well I'm gonna think about either things I've seen you know when you're mastering your memory you have a photo of a pussy You've seen right that that photo comes up in your blank mind. No, I know what that is so I conjure it But without ever actually seeing it like I don't wow I mean we all have three very different yeah And there's probably others right in the tell us how you think but I feel like he thinks he does that But he doesn't I felt the two guys I was talking to both I always pictures and I was like bullsh I always thought I was Who is more likely pictures or words? Getting confused I think he doesn't actually see words. I think you see kind of like me you just don't see pictures So come on you live life with closed captioning on pretty much you see I you see a page with words written on it That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen I've ever heard no it's like flowing it comes and goes That's how other people think that's exactly what I'm just not the case I'm saying that Matt is probably mistaken You're going to the thinker I'm not I think you believe that the same way we believe we look a certain way in the mirror But we don't actually you're the first one to admit that because when you heard yourself on tape you're like Oh, that's me.
That's how it feels I was listening myself You conjured a version of the way you sound and when you heard your real voice you're like holy fuck That's how I sound hold on close your eyes and picture an alien. Yeah, so you can see one right? Because you've never seen an alien you don't know what an alien looks no I'm picturing a gray you just made a picture in your mind. No, I've seen pictures of gray aliens before Yeah, that's what you think it would fit her Memories it all comes from memory stop you stop you build up that memory it gets filtered through your You see pictures.
No, I don't Moving on there's a shelf like for hot takes they're just about industry like you because that's what his game is getting a video Every Monday. Yeah, it really feels like it's a waste if you're a comedian doing jokes that are topical because you won't be able to use them for very long But I think if you're good you do them at the moment, you know, they're gonna be good you work it It makes you look good. Yeah, it's always gonna be done I guess if you if you need material Like if you're going up all but monologues have to sort of be topical And that might be a dying thing is they're saying again the culture's changing He's got his success new videos not necessarily from you get on stage And you may agree this using he thought editing is the most important thing to do would make you videos over the content Well, I don't know about over the content you can have shitty content but good editing anything that's I think so I think I disagree content is always listen content is always king but an intriguing and good edit well all content is content Like even my shitty videos make it better because I just edit them and it's the most simplistic edit thing you can do But it's better than just watching it. So I thought I agree with him and I thank you for all that you do I think you're getting mistaken though between editing making it look good, but if you didn't have any content What do you make look good?
Nothing edit just the raw content is more valuable when edited. Yes. Okay. Yeah That statement is totally true.
Um and who knows you could edit something and no watch it the sitcom goal That's been an industry change that like everyone was vying for that. Yeah, everyone was a sitcom I mean name a show it was a comedian from me and people are still happy to get like acting roles of course Of course, but even the biggest comedians the top rising comedians like Scholes He still takes acting roles, you know what I mean? making a movie just made a movie that seems to come and Sit calm and move here different anything any job we get make money is alright But the promise that comms is how it dictates your schedule will however I'll be shoot yeah a movie go for two weeks two months or whatever So I see the difference there, but for sure if I got a sitcom I said, huh? It's not my goal to success anymore, but I haven't been dream about it.
Yeah, it comes a problem Then you can't do like your comedy anymore. I imagine but when you said sitcom like is beep a sitcom Yeah, no, but they film those all at once they don't film it by week. Yeah, I would think so I would think so Why would they employ people for a whole year? I mean maybe it does but I would imagine that you probably just bang them all out of the way to that how we decide what a sitcom is It's filmed no a sitcom.
I think is with a live studio audience. Well short for situational comedy. Yes. Okay.
That's what it was the goal It's a comedy show. I don't is that a sitcom? Well, it's a situational comedy in that she's the vice president Filmed chronologically. No never okay.
I think they have filming things that I don't possibly understand this room today We're going to do this thing this thing this thing they've never done one of them might be an end scene one of the No, you might also have one actor for one day. So every scene there and you have to nail that day Like we have Christopher Walken for two days. So where we have him in let's fucking shoot it all right now Let's make sure everyone's here and right it would be way cooler if they filmed it all in sequence though Feel more natural yeah But again like if the movie starts and ends in the same room. It's such a stupid it's such a dumb idea to set the whole room up Shoot it tear it down come back a month later.
I know for realism sake nation Wanna do that video so bad. I can't something about it. What video the plate coming out the dishwasher Going to the stack going to the kitchen going to convey about getting the potato getting the carrot getting the beef Getting the sauce going to the rack going to the oven coming the oven and covering the thing getting carried the place What is he doing out you know you know the food waste yeah the food waste yeah, it's just but you're gonna go all the way to the farm Right now that oh I think you need a shot of a cow walker. We wouldn't let me do it in the kitchen I was just we were just about location shooting stuff that is something you could do in we were yeah Oh, and when do they film stuff anyways anyways no grunt gyms oh?
No, no Joe's done with TV. We'll never do TV again, but could do a movie for a friend That's why I spoke because he's like there are no funny sitcoms left like Viva's hilarious No, I think sitcom is a show about you Ted and his wild friends. What about curb? Yeah, that's the last one They're not so funny sitcom and maybe I'm asking maybe last up and what about like 18 years old is crashing a sitcom No, that's a bio then no crashing with Pete Holmes.
It's his story. Well, so is curb then he plays Larry David Yes, my name is Larry David. Yeah, Larry. There's sort of this sort of an arc to crashing.
Okay. He's got a comedian Hold on hold on a second. He's not a comedian crashing and curb are the same fucking thing. No.
No crashing is about Pete Holmes Yep, no money. Yep trying to become a comedian. Okay, and ends with him becoming comedian. Okay, okay Yes, you're good all that so that arc took 20 years Kirby do down them is but it's a bit about a successful comedian and his translations.
There's no and that arc took 20 years Well, arc you successful. He is not how you got you have to see length of time That is to you what constitutes a fucking no, it's a character starting one place and ending up at another place. That's the arc Hey guys really pissing you off today It's just no, oh, I think oh real these guys showed up today like Personal rules to life that only makes sense to him. Well, what give me one step across the line whatever we're talking about right now I can't remember.
Okay. What are we talking about? I don't know no more TV for Joe. Hey, what are we talking about television sitcoms?
He's married he's divorced. I just don't see how crashing is any different than V. They're the same type of comedy show Just because there's an arc is much similar to she becomes no, but it's such a short period of time It's like six years. So it's just about if things happen to you.
It's crazy how you're basing this Okay, I'm crazy. Um you're leaving no grunts. Jim's that's weird. I mean, I don't go to the gym So I don't know if that's a thing but It is both ways because they have been the Jimin forever.
I've never been to a gym in your life What are you saying? Jim's there's people who are like nobody grows sort of pretty oh, yeah Oh, yeah, there's people who have sort of micro performances I feel like or it's their process they need to work out and they're the worst like people who grant when they play tennis Oh, it's so hot when the dudes do it. Yeah. Yeah, you like that I don't know but I I don't know if the if the grunt is necessary like it's part of your lock-in-load That's very interesting.
That's you're not bowling. No, but the grunt could be it could be there Like you watch me realize that it's very interesting here. You are hating on these people. Yeah, I'm reality the target expert What we would want or desire best to make us feel more comfortable would be like a universal morality.
No, no No, no one everyone feels bad about fucking someone else over. Oh, that would be great, but that's never gonna happen The gold-digging double standard One thing about it to going back to that real quick There are times where you're on the road and someone cuts you off and you're like you motherfucker and that person just keeps driving just a blip They don't know just gone. Well, what are you have to honk people to let them know that I know your rules Simon I understand your rules if you don't everybody will just continue They're all going and then forever, you know, people are just fucking not turning right on a red light or something. Yeah What happens if three miles down the road?
Their cars flipped over do you really feel bad or they got what they deserve? It depends what they did well They cut them off they deserve to flip if they didn't turn right at a red light I'm willing to come to some slack pull over to you if they're okay Slow down The landscape up just to see if I can see any movement if I see movement I just keep going they're talking about Madonna I Only stop for corpses Madonna, yes Yeah That's the only That's the tell yeah, that's how you know yeah, that's Mickey Yes, oh it's Mickey that's okay, so if and when will you be able resist having an AI friend and talking with chat GPT and advancing to like Once it figures out you what you want to hear like I mean I have friends, so I don't never know you'll never talk I became old and lonely like maybe if that would it would need to have a body if it was like a robot Maybe I could become friends the same way you do with the dog, you know It was like a fridge. No, you're asking like if Siri like if you have could have a conversation with Siri It's so disjointed so give it something somebody I think is easier for me like this candle speaks Why but if I call you and you put it on speaker, it's the same thing not that disjointed no, but I know that I'm a person Yeah, it's true, right? So if I were to phone somebody in Japan might say Who could speak English?
Yeah, I would assume I was talking to a real person if I put them on speaker Yeah, they could very well be an AI and I would never know 100% Matt could be an AI right now if I didn't see him I better start playing that xylophone. That's weird to think about man. I'm just the one keeping you in check Have you know that like we just take a lot for granted everything everything like we're like no They can't be a simulation because I can go flying fly to Paris, you know what I mean and watch I can phone this person in Paris But I don't know who they are they look like or I mean if you knew someone in Paris you could call them right Yeah, I guess but I don't even know if I'm talking to them for sure And then when I go to see them it gets created, you know because I had that intention to go to Paris Sorry, I'm really high know I'm gonna start calling I'm gonna see if I can get a voice modulator to like Listen to all of our podcast and I'm gonna see if I can deep fake you with some No, don't do that. Please.
What is this a call? You're gonna make a point about me? Has anyone changed your position on face swap or We last talked about it. Has anybody changed their position?
What were all our positions? My position was simple if I found out that Kumar was jerking off to AI simulated porn of me I wouldn't be I mean I think was weird one be angry super weird If you were jerking off I don't think we can be friends anymore if you continue to jerk off with me as The Look What you do in your own house is up to you, but in my car stupid there are way more jackasses in the ones who actually put jackass together See that again, there are way more I could guys did stupid things first probably not for anything everyone had something like that They're friends that's toxic masculinity The catch me that's my girls just bizarre That from that you remember her on dr. Phil. Yeah, she's worth a hundred million dollars.
Yeah, it's crazy I don't know made the right choice, but you watch that in that time. He said about this It ain't gonna end well for this I thought she was gonna be like a dead of a truck stop Even pregnant type of thing like she you know Her time of fleeting fame and those are making about a dog face a personal friend of mine He is he is no No, I was just the same room as him when do you are you at this podcast like do you take part in this when we're in Oh, is that the assembly's a first nation serving and he was their guest of honor? Oh my god, you gave a speech No, this is crazy. This is good.
He did to the stage. This is nuts when I say how's your week? He is just thinking when I watch this week And then once it gets to him he's like hey, I mean you're time to shine buddy And then when I got some my week he's like oh, I was tired some who I don't even want to be here anymore Like hold on a second you went to this thing to No to this no Kumar came in here on a Sunday nice a car how's your week and he said do you know who dog faces? And I see you remember the guy from the cranberry.
I don't know why yeah, I get it, but it's his story You can have it if you want you tell people Why am I making it my story did he skateboard down the aisle? Oh, he didn't do that Obviously and the song comes on but he's in a suit nobody's on a electric ski No, no, he's on he's on a treadmill that he's a and a screen But he the highway shot I'm sorry though I if you're retelling the story, but he never made it Simon for the love of Christ He said I'm a personal friend of dog face because I met him I served at the thing he showed up at an Ottawa Yeah, that's not saying he's hyperbolic. He came to Ottawa. We're the same city.
You madam fuck Oh, he didn't eat at your place. Okay, so you brought he did eat there I know I don't even get to a table the point is he was there He was just a dog people for like an hour and a half. Oh, because he was mob So he couldn't even give a speech. I don't know if he was even going to give a speech He did I'd be really interested to know what he has to say this is so people life's great I would say I was serving another dinner that was maybe I told you about the podcast Was it in you it's and the guy talking in you it talks like 30 seconds I don't think they clicked dude He says have a nice dinner Anyways, you mentioned you'll drop what a terrible joke.
No that happened drill rappers is it's that's the bottom, right? I can't really go anywhere from there. What are drill rappers? It's his idea that these guys are committing crimes like murder and stuff and then So grimy as it were grimy.
Yeah, I love you. Okay drill though Just because of the accents. Yeah, it adds such a fun It's like we grew up with rap and rap was from the US predominantly made in the US by Americans like we you know occasional Canadian rapper here and there but but if the get a boys are doing what they're wrapping about they're really bad people Like super bad criminals and these are you have to be criminal to do this rap? I'm just saying there can't be a one-up or the more street or a gangster like because NWA kind of did that They just didn't really do they started saying they started that well, apparently easy you did There were always some essence of keep it real, but now's like you've got to jump the song with weeks and it's all the Instagram I mean, that's what a academics and no-jumper sort of that's what they're accusing their hustle It's just covering the drill scene because it's constantly guys catch the cases I've told the story before Bobby Schmerda was about to be signed like a huge record deal And then the FBI arrested him because they were like yeah You mentioned that you killed little Bobby in the first line of your song and yeah, well, we found little Bobby's body So you said you did it at the corner of yeah I'm like sick.
We also found him right there. Yeah, and then it but I love how he was like Yeah, it opens up this whole like what can they use from your lyrics? It seems pretty obvious that if you say in your lyrics I killed this guy Why could they not use that in a court of law like he's just expressing art? Yeah, it's just making up a story That's how it's come true.
It's a it's a honest to goodness issue It's a honest to goodness issue Um, do you know Baron Trump is six seven Baron Trump the son of Donald Trump when he was president. He was like short. No six That's not Donald Trump. Sorry.
Oh who's someone's Trump's son? Some woman's already interested. I didn't even think about that. Well who in that bloodline just fucking When I see you walk with the son of just what I mean it is Donald Trump son.
Well, we don't think so Did it come out of Donald Trump? Well the sperm did presumably you just said presumably you mean they say what I'm saying you know I was out there. I mean Donald's pretty tall. I think Six seven Donald's like six three if you're six three and your wife is six one you can have a six seven Spirci squashed um I'll think he's six three Okay, let's see if he's anything below six feet.
You have to fucking take back everything That's that in my whole life. Yeah, every single I all agree to that I think Ryan was really cool and acted like he acted like he was supposed to been there been there And um didn't try like sorry to say crack lots of jokes, but um Jordan get them all Oh, that's a laugh together. Come on. Don't do that I give it a four because it's uh it was a weird thing surreal six.
I mean, you know Must be I give it a three and a half. I like them. It's like a nice guy. It's seen some Canadians on this Three Why didn't you save Simon the time of looking up when I said look it up Because he would not believe I'd have to bring it up show to him because he won't believe anything comes up on my mouth Especially about Trump if he told me hey Trump's son is six eight.