Episode 227: Savory Pie

Immerse yourself with The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast and take an audio journey through the unique minds of the scholar-gentlemen from Slam City. Bring a change of clothes. Double X Quantimino Brian pays $1k to have his balls lathered in goo Hottest dating tip they'll never, ever tell you. (Hint: Martin McFly shoes) Twitch streamer Amouranth is now selling her farts in a jar for £750 ($1000) a pop DXQ BNN Edition: Do you remember flip phones? Japan remembers. And they're releasing a new one! Garakei, keitai denwa, sumatofon, sumaho, somafo, flip phone/feature phone, wtf does all this mean? Burrito explains! Major Japanese phone company rolls out a brand-new flip phone Shiny new old-school tech isn’t aimed only at people not ready to let go of what’s always worked for them. This Is The Newz Burger King Is Reducing Its Nugget Count Due to Supply Chain Issues Krispy Kreme Launches First-Ever TWIX Doughnuts Woman Attacked With Feces to Face, Head While Waiting for NYC Subway at Rush Hour Scottish woman checks bank account after six decades, $3.35 became $335 Burrito’s Nippon Newz 14-year-old Japanese girl tosses cart from roof of Don Quijote, arrested for attempted murder Stalker uncovered after committing hit and run while driving victim’s car McDonald’s Japan adds a Beef Stew Pie to the menu, with an epic commercial to mark the release What I Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz