Episode 229 ★ Wake Up and Like Cock

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 229 producers: HeyCitizen, Phifer, makeheroism, Boolysteed, harvhat, Kevin S, NetNed, TrailChicken, cottongin, Kyrin, Boo-Bury, cbrooklyn112, SeeDubs Thank you SirSeatSitter for having us back on ABS 'N A 6-Pack for Dreams III! Shoutout to Boo-Bury for hopping back in the Bowl with us for Bowls With Buds! Join us SUNDAY for another Bowls With Buds featuring pot writer and GrowHort founder Ben Owens. Intro/Outro: HurricaneTurtle - Offworld ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN KC Bitcoiners Receive NOSTR zaps to your Fountain wallet CEquals The Mining Development Kit Helping customers move between fiat and bitcoin: how we'll build with partners to bring more people to self-custody The Nigerian Election and Naira Crisis are Fueling Bitcoin Adoption (Forbes) Federal Reserve's Powell: We don't want to strangle crypto innovation, but sector is a mess (CoinDesk) TOP THREE 33 33 Iditarod sled dog race mushers to trek across Alaska (NPR) Emergency SNAP Update: 33 states extending additional food stamps money for final time in February (Yahoo) Will you have more money this year? Less than 33% in US say yes (Bloomberg) Biden-Harris administration announces 33rd security assistance package for Ukraine (Not the Bee) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Travis Kelce Saturday Night Live appearance (YouTube) House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime and Federal Government Surveillance Justice Department announces application form for pot pardon certificates (DOJ) Department of Justice appeals Oklahoma federal judge's ruling that federal law preventing pot users from owning guns is unconstitutionalPreviously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 223: Sorry, Wrong Spell Arizona dispensaries are working with poison control to keep edibles away from kids (KJZZ) Arkansas launches fear propaganda against delta-8 THC (Fox 16) Patient sues Arkansas medical marijuana growers, lab over alleged THC inflation (Arkansas Advocate) US Bankruptcy Court for the District of Massachusetts rules cannabiz employees are not protected by federal bankruptcy laws (Business West) Missouri appeals court orders state to issue medical marijuana growing license (Missouri Independent) Oklahomans are voting to legalize pot today (KOCO / ABC) Montgomery County, Pennsylvania's district attorney released an update on the "fentanyl-laced" edibles South Carolina fines head of state law enforcement division for discovery abuses on hemp farm raid (Queen City News) Wyoming initiatives fail to meet requirements for the 2024 ballot (Marijuana Moment) Canadian officials sent an alert about edibles with more than the allowable THC (Recalls-Rappels) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Dope's "Take Your Best Shot." FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever choked on something. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went through DARE. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING. At Key West's Annual Conch Shell Blowing Contest, the winners really blow (Associated Press) Florida man finds 214-year-old clam (Insider) Naked woman shot after attacking homeowner with frying pan (Fox) Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had (CNN) Mum who was told 1lb 11oz baby 'would not survive' says he is thriving (Wales Online) Giant flying bug found on side of Arkansas Walmart turns out to be 'super-rare' Jurassic-era insect (USA Today) Married Wisconsin couple celebrates 27th year since meeting in McDonald's line (WBRC) Lost cockatiel found perched on Ferris wheel 100 feet in the air (UPI) Arizona grandmother's M&M casket goes viral (Fox) Why men should masturbate 21 times a month, according to science (LADBible)