Episode 234: Other People’s Pizza

“Hooked On Ass Eating. It’s like Hooked On Phonics but instead of reading, it’s ass eating.” If that line made you smile or chuckle, then this audio exhibition was made just for you. Double X Quantimino FMK - Britney, Paris, Lindsay 'Everybody Hurts' by R.E.M. voted saddest song of all time The 1993 ballad was followed by Sinead O'Connor's 'Nothing Compares 2 U' - while 'Don't Stop Me Now' by Queen was named as the happiest song Signs of the Times: The end of Domino’s $5.99 2-Topping Mediums Wing sauce flights Arthur was incorrect. Burrito did not actually pay extra for tomatoes at Whataburger, but McDonald’s charges extra for tomatoes. Cloaca cars - cars covered in bird poop Let them eat boo cake Bryan the Bachelor: fountain drink refill This Is The Newz North Carolina woman fights to keep her 'FART' license plate Wallet with $4,000 lost in Times Square incredibly returned to owner Florida man shoplifts a crossbow by stuffing it down his pants Florida teacher beaten and hospitalized after attack by 5-year-old student Man gets harpoon stuck in his penis because he allegedly didn’t make his wife dinner Box of human heads stolen from truck in Denver I deliberately catfished men with a fake dating profile to prove how shallow they are Man sentenced to 3 years in federal prison over Pokémon card Burrito’s Nippon Newz Japanese potato chip maker to sell potato-growing kits Revolutionary Alliance of Unpopular Men protest against Christmas on streets of Tokyo Hokkaido man arrested after daring daylight theft of 141 super balls Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz