Episode 234 - UNICEF, but for Movie Executives

Those poor movie executives. How is their industry supposed to survive when movie theaters are dying? I mean, there are almost no reported facts about the revenue of specific movies on streaming services, so I think we can safely assume that they make $0. This is a disaster! Won't someone PLEASE think of these untalented, meddling art-destroyers? If no one else will, we here at FLAP will take up the cause.