Episode 241 - Royalty Is So 12th Century

I'm told someone called "The Queen" is dead. Apparently, this was a lady that a bunch of pasty dart-enthusiasts on an island somewhere agreed was somehow a better, more important human than the rest of them, simply because she fell out of the right vagina. It sounds silly, I know, but newborn babies really need to improve their skills in that field, and she was obviously the Babe Ruth of falling out of the right vagina (and in the exact right order, no less!). Anyway, we're re-making the British royal family in this episode.