Episode 244: Love Potion Number Nine

11-year-old rape victim denied abortion gives birth in Paraguay John Oliver forms his own church and just keeps on winning Pat Robertson: I Don't Have Psychic Powers, Just Get Messages From God To Heal People Ben Carson's Bible-Based Tax System and Other GOP Adventures In 'Biblical Economics' Michele Bachmann: Obama Fulfilled End Times Prophecy With Iran Deal, So Celebrate! Man let daughter drown instead of being touched by strangers Catholic Bishops In Kenya Call For A Boycott Of Polio Vaccines Christian broadcaster clarifies for listener that Obama is actually ‘an atheist with Muslim sympathies’ Florida pastor: The national debt will end ‘immediately’ when Planned Parenthood is defunded A Rape Survivor in India Must Balance a Heavy Rock on Her Head to Prove Her Purity http://www.atheistapocalypse.com/