Episode 25: America Becomes Alabama, NASCAR For Sperm, All Hail Pope Donald, Alex Jones Gets Pushed Too Far, and more

Apparently, being president isn't enough attention for Donald. Now he wants to be Pope, too. Maybe he can ask God for better poll numbers. Is humanity ready for sperm racing? And does that make you as uncomfortable as it does me? America is becoming Alabama. At least the BBQ will be good. Amazon caves on listing tariff pricing. The U.S. Navy loses a $70 million airplane to the Kraken. George Santos, who learned from the best when it comes to lying, is finally headed to the slammer. Too bad the Supreme Court decided that the rules don't apply to his mentor. I am placed in the extraordinarily uncomfortable position of agreeing with Alex Jones about something. Eww. Empty ships lead to empty shelves, who are coming back with their greatest hits courtesy of Trump's trade war. A hungry bear eats his feelings by consuming gallons of ice cream in Lake Tahoe. I can relate.