EPISODE 25 - Jalapeño Handjob- A Love Story

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/TOOOLDTOCAREPOD Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/toooldtocarepod/ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/itshangtyme Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7MJwjtVNQd3fZMeSevYylP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/too-old-to-care-pod/id1863796301 Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/toooldtocarepod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@TooOldToCarePod Bradley and Schoeny navigate the chaos of turning 47 — from dermatologist visits and shitting in a bag for a Cologuard test, to a jalapeño handjob and finding a mystery baggie of drugs at a froyo shop. They rant about the Rock 'n' Roll Marathon ruining San Diego traffic, debate dating app red flags (no smiling, artsy angles, everyone claiming to be bi), geek out over liminal spaces, get unexpectedly emotional about living funerals, and trash Airbnb after a chemical spill in Garden Grove kills their weekend plans. It all wraps up with a genuinely regrettable story about sex, a grilled cheese, and the worst possible breakup timing.