Episode 252: Vermilion

Change of plans. You’re chillaxing with your favorite part-time friends on The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast recorded in the Beaded Curtain District especially for you and everyone you know. Double X Quantimino Pollution is causing penises to shrink, warns a scientist Peaches Turn signals Meta-analysis of the lyrics to "Gloria" by Laura Branigan The Banana Trick This Is The Newz Elephant kills 70-year-old and then returns to trample her corpse at funeral in India Woman charged with felony after spitting on corpse in casket at funeral home, records show Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C. Michigan becomes third state to legalize digital license plates Shelbyville men net catfish with adult toy in stomach in southern Indiana Couple branded 'takeaway police' for measuring pizza proving it wasn't 15 inches Burrito’s Nippon Newz AI-powered Super Great Robo Goalkeeper employed at sports center in Saitama A canned omelet from a Japanese vending machine Hotel guest who boiled crabs in room’s kettle angry to have to pay for damages Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/