Episode 253: Chas' Job

This episode is a whole lotta letters covering a ton of ASL, VASL and T2HS topics. Our listeners bring   their ideas, opinions, curses, praises, corrections, tech issues, playing suggestions and much more to our doorstep this show.     DON'T FORGET TO WATCH THE EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL   SHOW LINKS ASL Map of Players Adam Lunney Interview with Veteran   SHOW TIMES 00:02 Chas's Job Song 4:00 Lot's O' Letters 31:00 Free Sniper Counter Offer from Broken Ground Design 1:00:50 Total Running Time    The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Ritterkrieg, Bounding Fire Productions, Broken Ground Design  and kind donations from listeners like you.   Chas’ Job (Sung to the Tune of Jessie' Girl)   Lyrics:  Dennis Donovan    Singer: The 2 Half-Squad Singers.    Chas he is this guy, Yeah, I knows he plays a favorite game of mine And he works for a company that’s always on my mind Chas has got himself a job and I want to make it mine  ‘Cuz he gets free stuff all the time And he gets paid to go to ASLOCK, I just know it Yeah ‘n’ he’s designing stuff  with the guys, Late, late at night You know, I wish that I had Chas’ job! I wish that I had Chas’ job! Where can I find employment like that? Yes, ya know he has it made He makes 600K a year, plus some change You know, I feel so jealous ‘cuz his job’s A-S-L, dude And he gets to go on Gamesquad forums and answer questions, too  ‘Cause he’s playtesting with the guys And he’s workin’ in the game industry, don’t ya  know it And he’s taking it by storm You got that right You know, I wish that I had Chas’ job I wish that I had Chas’ job Where can I find employment like that? Like Chas’ job I wish that I had Chas’ job Where can I find employment Where can I find employment like that? And I’m lookin’ on his website all the time Wondering why he won’t hire me Ask my buddies, I’ve  tried since ‘09 Guess I should re-submit my resume Tell me, where can I find employment like that? You know, I wish that I had Chas’ job I wish that I had Chas’ job I want Chas’ job Where can I find employment like that Like Chas’ job I wish that I had Chas’ job I want, I want Chas’ job Hääkaa Päälle!