EPISODE 256 - Weapon XXX

There is a lot of X-Men porn online. And a good portion of it is drawn not just by bored, lonely, horny fans but also professionally produced animated features! We get on this subject during the New Releases. One of them is a hentai film. Or at least, judging by the cover, it is. And it's available from Amazon! We've been covering new DVD releases on the show for almost its entire five-year run so far and this is the first anime porno I think I've run across in the Amazon new releases list. Dennis, being a Wolverine fanboy, immediately goes to a clip he found in which Wolverine bangs out Rogue and then Storm. We've seen the clip before -- Dennis showed us a long time ago when he first found it. But he hasn't been able to retrieve the entire movie. The search continues.We'll return to our X-Men hentai porn conversation shortly. But first, we gotta talk about a story we didn't have time to get to last week: the art of seducing the ladies. You may have heard of a little website called Kickstarter? It allows people to raise money for their products, ideas and projects via crowd-funding. One project that got funded recently was a "seduction guide" written by a dude who doles out this kind of advice regularly on Reddit. He decided to write a book containing his sensual suggestions and the reaction was mixed. Many felt his instructions of being direct and somewhat forceful with the females could lead a fella to the slammer. Meanwhile, one author wanting to launch her own feminist seduction guide sided with him saying his advice, out of context, could be construed the wrong way by the wrong people. Not only that, but he surpassed his $2,000 goal raising $16,000! So somebody out there wants this book. In the end, Kickstarter only had a couple of hours to respond to the complaints before his campaign finished. He got his fundind (i.e. the money went through) and there was nothing Kickstarter could do about it. Listen to some of the quotes from his book on today's show and tell us what you think. Send us an E-Mail or voice message. We'd love to hear from ya!Okay, now back to the X-Men hentai porn. I solidify my spot in hell with a Nightcrawler joke. And we briefly run through a list of other Marvel characters that should and shouldn't be in some hentai while concurrently rambling off food puns relating to the seduction guide story. We're multi-taskers here at the Who Asked You? show.About the only time SESAME STREET comes up on our raunch-fest of a webcast is when Mike, our resident childrens' programming expert, brings it up. However, this time, it made the rundown because a new character named Alex debuted on the show and he's got a secret. One you wouldn't expect a muppet on PBS to have. Tune in to hear what it is, but the crew and I are all in agreement, it's a sign of the times and it's about time SESAME STREET addressed the issue... and no, Alex is not gay. That's what Burt and Ernie are for.We all hate reality TV... those of us with a functioning brain anyway. There are two reality shows that debuted this month. One involves movies and an 80s action star. And the other involves nudity. No wonder they made our radar. We'll start with the nudity one. The show is called NAKED AND AFRAID and it's Discovery Channel's lowest point yet. A network that cancels good, informational and entertaining shows like DIRTY JOBS but then greenlights this bullshit has no place on the cable lineup. They lost their street cred a long time ago in our opinion. The show takes two strangers, takes their clothes and then takes them out into the wild where they must survive in order to win money or something. Of course, the people who are on the show have NO business being naked. You'd think for being self-proclaimed "survivalists" these contestants would keep themselves in better shape. Genitals are censored of course, which after about three seasons will have some poor sole of an intern blowing his or her brains out after years of repeating the mind-numbing task of blurring unkempt junk. It's the subject of our poll question this week. Would you participate in a show like this? Would you strip naked with a complete stranger and live in the woods in hopes of winning money?The other show is hosted by the one and only, Dolph Lundgren. The contestants are clothed for this one. It's for the ultimate movie fans as it puts them in scenes from their favorite action films. They have to complete physical challenges inspired by the scene then race to the next one. By the way, that's what it's called, RACE TO THE SCENE. I ask of the guys, what movies would NOT be a good fit for this show. The funniest suggestion comes from the chat room!And the last story of the day leaks out in the final minutes of the show. Depend, makers of adult diapers and leakage pads, has launched a new campaign to educate and sell their protective padding to men. A good chunk of guys suffer from bladder leakage and Depend is depending on MAN CAVE host, Tony Siragusa to sell those guys on the idea of a male Maxi Pad. Will Dennis ever use such a thing if he succumbs to a lil' leaking. Find out on today's program!Now, if there's one thing this whole X-Men animated porn hentai deal has taught me in a brief Google search, it's that there is hentai-style imagery for just about anything. I'm off to find me some Janeway/Seven of Nine action.