Episode 263: Cantina Taco Satellite, Plunger Duck Theory, Luntch

Brutally honest and humorous, just the show that you’ve been looking forward to all week. Double X Quantimino Locus of Control - A mildly disappointing Taco Bell experience earlier this week that stung long enough to be DXQ'd So bad it's good. But if it was good, it wouldn't be as good (e.g. cafeteria food, McD's Sausage Burrito, Bagel Bites, roller dogs, etc.). Hypothetical Meta Analysis/Brainstorm Session: SC hosts are required by their management and contractual obligation to make a public appearance at a comic-con after finishing their 3-year $100M contract but have elected to don masks to retain their anonymity and protect their personal lives. What are their masks? GB creampie order ATP This Is The Newz A College Student Discovered a Powerful Cloudflare Email Bug Martin Shkreli is using Google Docs to find women who f*ck on the first date A quick review of Nitro Pepsi Why a waitress always give the man the bill - not everyone agrees Burrito’s Nippon Newz Japan respectfully says goodbye to a single bamboo shoot in Kyoto Japanese schools banning nicknames, mandating use of -san divides opinions LED gaming chopsticks are here for your mid-game munchies or whenever you eat in the dark What I Had For Luntch Tentative titles: Semitones Kind of Life, Disabled Duck, Always Something, Five Dollar Boxes at the Turnpike Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/