Episode 266: Charismatic Megafauna

From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch. Double X Quantimino Time dilation Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card Cheesy pizza? Same Person Mother-Daughter (SPMD) Correct Arthur’s thinking: Winning a $30 gift card This Is The Newz Brian’s Animal Corner Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find How to stop your vacuum from spying on you Off the tracks, part 1: Jet packs and shirt cannons launching cans of Daddy Juice Energy attached to small parachutes Man arrested for stealing only Axe Body Spray Changes to how Pennsylvania’s tipped workers are paid and overtime for salaried workers Police close eight-year-old girl’s lemonade stand as she doesn't have a license Man scammed 11-year-old's lemonade stand with fake $100 bill Off the tracks, part 2: Cashing Million-Dollar Checks Woman’s shock at $2600 ‘penis’ table Missouri pastor says congregation is 'poor, broke, busted' for not buying him a luxury Movado watch Man convicted for spending spree after $31,000 bank error Why Bacon Tastes So Much Better At Diners Than At Home What I Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/