Episode 27: Desperately Seeking Dick Enters The Matrix

Episode 27 begins with so much nice feedback that we cry!!!!! Literally no one is shocked by this. Our Absolute Worst Therapy section kicks off with a problem we have literally never heard before!!! We are blown away and hope so much that we can help our favorite new listener, Desperately Seeking Dick. We also help a woman determine if she should travel internationally, while pregnant, and with a skittish husband. Afterwards, Dana and Alison are torn apart by a question about where to spend the holidays. As usual, Alison continues to be right about literally everything. Alison then answers a pretty basic question because one of our listeners is too lazy to look it up themselves. Somehow this devolves into a pretty intense conversation about how we’re all living in the matrix. In the Absolute Yourst section, we meet a sweet woman whose vagina is broken. She takes us on an incredible journey and in the end, our vaginas end up hurting too. Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter. **NOTE** If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/ National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255