Episode 27: House of the Dead (2003)

Uwe Boll sucks D!CK! That is the feeling of many a video gamers and film fans who have been subjected to this man's filmography. But before he got his hands on beloved titles like BloodRayne, Far Cry or Postal, Uwe showed us just how incapable he was in 2003's zombie flick House of the Dead based on the cult 90's Sega rails shooter! When a group of friends join Rudy on an island rave, they find themselves in a survival struggle against hoards of ravenous zombies. Helped by Coast Guard boss Casper (Ellie Cornell of Halloween 4) and smuggler Kirk (Jürgen Prochnow) the group must survive and uncover the secrets of the House of the Dead and its immortal voodoo priest Castillo Sermano Can Rudy and ex gf Alicia survive? What is with the monologue in this movie? Does this movie even deserve a second glance? Join Cordell and Lucas as we tear the flesh off House of the Dead! Music: "House of the Dead" Theme (because I'm not subjecting my listeners to this movie's soundtrack or lack thereof) Rights belong to Sega