Episode 271: Sneezing, Soaking, and Stealing Einstein's Brain

Tony's sinuses are staging a revolt, but that's not stopping him from giving a full report on saunas, cold plunges, and the Rockies home opener — where the team was a disaster but the vibes were immaculate. We bond over our mutual hatred of wind, our increasingly unhinged hair situations, and the eternal question: who wears a random team jersey to a game? We also revisited the wild full story of Einstein's brain being stolen (yes, there's more), celebrate April Fools chaos, including a fake Alaskan volcano that genuinely terrified a city, and Baron Von Pearce drops his official guide to winning the lottery. Plus: flag football injuries, Mike's dad turns out to be a secret basketball legend, Tony had no hops in the Philippines and his daughter made sure everyone knew, the differences between sports balls (and one very dangerous puck), a 44-year-old dove living its best life, delivery robots at war with bus shelters, and a kangaroo on the loose — guess the state.Be good kids. See ya next week.Cheers!m&t