Episode 273 - Death And Eggs...

My fellow Americans, today I had the privilege of listening to the illustrious Richard Dickman podcast. Let me tell you, these three gentlemen put the "dick" in "podcast" - their banter was looser than a wizard's sleeve! First up, the venerable Rem regaled us with tales from a recent Pink concert. Apparently the audience was a veritable treasure trove of lesbians - 85% no less! Rem was enthralled by the carefree merriment of it all. He implored us to take a page from their book - "Slow down and take a breath, this shit's flying by so fast!" Truer words were never spoken, Rem. Meanwhile, Randy and Cody got their gossip on about ol' Joe Biden. They reckoned someone's been helping sharpen his public speaking chops again. Probably with a name like Gus or Chuck. Those rascals! I'd bet a bucket of KFC that ol' Joe's speeches will be slicker than a greased weasel come next election! Of course, what would a Dickman podcast be without some good old tomfoolery? Why, this week the fellows had themselves an art battle royale! The theme? Jesus battling a polar bear in the ruins of climate catastrophe! The results were positively divine. Rem emerged victorious, though the real winners were truth and beauty. All in all, it was another uproariously delightful Dickman podcast. These good ol' boys always manage to perk up my day. Stay tuned America - same Dick time, same Dick channel! And don't forget to smash that like button! mic drop