Episode 273 ★ Puerto Rico’s Corralitos Ballerinos

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Boo-bury, HeyCitizen, adamc1999, ChadF, Fletcher, test toker, Carolyn, Boolysteed, nam, Sir TJ the Wrathful, KR, Kyrin, RevCyberTrucker, Wiirdo, memes1337, AbleKirby Listen to our first StevenB Bowls With Buds. Into the Doerfel-verse Jackbox link @HyperSpaceOut with MaryKateUltra and MakeHeroism ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Start9 / Ubuntu / mempool Raspiblitz release @satoshi (CoinTelegraph) Interested in joining a Ring of Fire? Email: [email protected] TOP THREE 33 Germans celebrate 33 years of reunification (Money Control) 'Flashing red warning' - $33 trillion U.S. 'debt death spiral' could suddenly trigger a Bitcoin price 'vicious circle' (Forbes) Japan names 33 airports, ports to be upgraded for defense use (Nikkei Asia) Mahomes allotted all day to locate wide-open Pacheco for 33-yard catch and run (Chiefs) 33-year-old court paperwork dug up against Erie County Council candidate (Your Erie) Powerball jackpot climbs to $1.2 billion after 33 straight draws without a winner (Fortune) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Text of amended SAFER Banking Act released (Congress) Attorney Matthew Zorn is suing the US Health and Human Services Department to release a letter recommending the Drug Enforcement Administration reschedule marijuana (On Drugs / Substack) D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser has a bill on her desk that would allow medical patients to submit products directly to labs for testing (D.C. Council) California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs bill allowing doctors to prescribe psychedelics if federal rescheduling happens and updating THC variance testing requirements (CA Gov) Miscount inflated number of Georgia medical marijuana patients (The Atlanta Journal-Constitution) Former Chair of Marijuana Board, Rick Johnson, sentenced to 55 months in federal prison for bribery (US Attorney's Office Western District of Michigan) First discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 270: I Sell Them Dream Confusing fines sent to 161 Oklahoma dispensary owners (KFOR) South Dakotans for Better Marijuana Laws pen letter asking Secretary of State to invalidate petition to repeal medical program (SDBML) Texas Appeals Court rules Department of State Health Services did not have authority to schedule delta-8 THC (TX Canna Co) METAL MOMENT RevCyberTrucker brings us Spiderbait's Ghost Riders in the Sky from the Ghost Rider soundtrack. FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever gave or received a footjob. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever fell out of bed. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Gresham, OR man indicted on 33 charges following harassment allegations at apartment (KOIN) 33 Amazon Japan workers halt deliveries over nonpayment of 'Prime Day' incentive union (The Mainichi) 33-year-old Louisiana teacher arrested amid claims she gave birth to student's child (Fox 8) Missouri high school teacher put on leave after school officials discover her page on porn site (The Associated Press) Phillies deny emotional support alligator from entering ballpark (AP) Valuable sculpture by Alabama artist found at Birmingham Goodwill for $39.99 (AL.com) CT survey crew catches 400-pound roughtail stingray in the Long Island Sound (UPI) New Jersey man drives SUV into home, police department (FOX) Cat folded into sofa bed wins Hambone Award for unusual insurance claim (UPI) Parrot picks lock on cage, found 32 miles from home (Fox)