Episode 276: Forget The Lmnz

Escape with your part-time friends Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur as they discuss “pumping”, a parking lot staredown, calling dibs at a long pig feast, downloading music, a mystery lottery winner, harem anime, odd news, Nippon news, and what The Burrito Bandito had for lunch. Double X Quantimino Pump Us Versus Youts, a Target parking lot staredown A Long Pig Feast - Which piece(s) are you calling dibs? Napster, Morpheus, Kazaa, Soulseek, et al: the pirated music downloaded services that left us with different impressions of albums that shaped us Wishful thinking - lottery winnings windfall and how it would affect you - commentary on news story: Mystery lottery winner in cartoon costume: Chinese man who won US$30.6 million jackpot keeps windfall secret so family won’t become conceited “A man in southern China who won just under 220 million yuan (US$30.6 million) in the lottery said he had not told his wife and child because he was worried the money could make them arrogant and lazy.” Harem This Is The Newz NASCAR racer stuns crowd, uses video game-inspired technique to qualify for championship 1959 Chevy Corvette Seized by Police Returned to Owner After 5 Years With $28K in Damage We’re naming our baby after a restaurant chain - people say he’ll be bullied Ex-Heavyweight Boxer Charged After $1B Cocaine Haul Seized Scientists Finally Learned More About the Clitoris Food that looks like family: Michigan mom makes hilarious meatloaf resembling her son 484 pounds of bologna and 285 pounds of cheese seized at the Texas border, feds say Convicted USF medical services accountant claims nearly half of stolen $12.8M went to ‘webcam’ girlfriend Coal spills along Kansas highway after semi rollover Burrrito’s Nippon Newz Personal information of everyone in Amagasaki City lost by person who passed out drunk on street Ruling reached in lawsuit between 7-Eleven Japan, rogue owner who didn’t stay open 24 hours a day Burger King Japan offering all-you-can-eat quadruple cheeseburgers What The Burrito Bandito Had For Lunch Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/