Episode 278: No One Cares About Your Baby's Penis, Bob!

Show Notes Episode 278: No One Cares About Your Baby’s Penis, Bob This week Host Dave Bledsoe reveals that he is a MAN, baby! in an anatomically graphic and utterly repulsive manner! (Mostly by burping and farting.) On the show this week we examine the peculiar phenomena of burning down a state to let people know about your children’s genitals. Along the way we learn more ways Dave was a deep disappointment to his family. (They have no appreciation of Charles Nelson Reilly!) Then we learn ALL the ways Gender Reveal Parties are bad, not just for the children but for society! We examine the kind of people that think parties about their crotch fruit are good ideas in general and letting us know about their penis status in particular. From there we learn the history of baby showers, gender reveals and how men in America just really wanted their Dad to hug them ONE TIME! (Why don’t you love me DADDY?) Finally, we just say it, stop fucking up your kids with your stupid ideas about them, and not just their gender! (This is REALLY about Dave’s issues with his Dad.) Our Sponsor this week is Boom in a Box, you’re having a baby, blow some shit up! We open with a classic gender reveal from the 90’s and close with The Civil War who wants you to know that is NOT their kid! Show Theme: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/ The Show on Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/david-bledsoe-4 www.whatthehellpodcast.com Give us your money on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Whatthehellpodcast The Show Line: 347 687 9601 Closing Music: https://youtu.be/441mR2zsQbg We are a proud member of the Seltzer Kings Podcast Network! Citations Needed: Officials release video from gender reveal party that ignited a 47,000-acre wildfire https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/27/us/arizona-gender-reveal-party-sawmill-wildfire-trnd/index.html Decoder Ring: Gender Reveal Party https://slate.com/podcasts/decoder-ring/2019/11/gender-reveal-parties-babies-origin High Gloss and Sauce https://www.facebook.com/HighGlossSauce/posts/3526972507321132 Why gender reveal parties are destructive from top to bottom https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/09/09/why-gender-reveal-parties-are-destructive-from-top-to-bottom/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices