Episode 279: VASL is Broken

 Another great opening song on this episode; VASL is Broken.  The lyrics can be found at the bottom of this post.  In this show we discuss Dave's recent tour of Gettysburg and Antietam with guide Mike Ryzy. The photo on the right is of Dave presenting Memorial Art Review to the tour members.  The photo below is of the Spilky Men, Dave's wife Laura, Mike Lembke, and our intrepid and knowledgeable guide Mike Ryzy.      Rich Spilky has donated a copy of  Rally Point ASL Starter Kit scenario pack for you to win as a prize!  Simply listen to the show, follow the instructions by September 15th, 2021 to be entered in the contest to win said prize.    In the box is the wonderful Full Rulebook ASL 2020 Scenario Pack  It's a beauty of a pack! Do you maggots understand that? It's the Jungian thing, Sir!     There are always rules to learn, so we are going to tackle part two of the "To Hit" Rules.          SHOWTIMES 0:01 VASL is Broken 3:08 Banter 16:00 Contest Announced 27:50 What's in the Box? 30:00 Rules 102:43  Total Running Time  SHOW LINKS  None today.   VASL ls Broken   Lyrics: Dennis Donovan Performed by: Corporal Punishment   My dice roll average is 10.7 900 times those dice did I those cast. Got 90 boxcars and zero snake eyes. Random.org is random, my %$#!    What are the real odds of someone rolling, five 12's in a row? Here are the stats. 1 in 6 million if I rolled like that. In a casino they'd beat me with bats!    VASL is broken, like an old Yugo Dice Bot is kaput, what do we do? It's like a Sasquatch only I've seen it. But we all deep down know that it's true.