Episode 28

Phase 2 of government: delivery. Interim report for your immediate attention. The Democratic People’s Republic of Starmerstan exceeds quota of incompetence for fifteenth month running. Electoral losses and poor polling production remain stable. Failure rates continuing to stabilise. Dear Leader commences “Digital ID: Resistance Is Futile” tour. It’s all going extremely well. You are strongly advised to keep smiling! If you’re listening on Wednesday and you’d like earlier access to the show, take out a PAID subscription. You know it makes sense.