Episode 28

A Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, but felt bad and returned it. Taro Kono, Japan's administrative reform minister, declares war on faxes. Face of Elvis appears in giant wave as 65mph winds hammer the east coast. Man steals a puppy from a couple at knifepoint. Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn: University Hts. Rude graffiti is painted around town's potholes. 250K+ saws sold at Lowe's recalled, might not turn off. Model with unibrow claims she's harassed daily, denied work because of her look. £100m of seized cocaine 'barely covered by bananas' was 'heading to Scotland'. You can go back to the office—you just need a virtual-reality headset. Why helium-free "vacuum balloons" could save physics research. McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Might Not Ever Come Back To Menus. Florida man claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget, sues McDonald’s. Top 10 Most Popular Fast Food Chains in America. Zombie Skittles suspiciously good at mimicking the taste of rotting flesh. The Burrito Pop Will Ensure You’re Only a Mess on the Inside. Pumpkin spice mac and cheese is coming but there's a wait list. Man travels 100 kilometers in the middle of the night in Japan to punch another dude in the throat. Pantone launches a bold new color to combat menstruation taboos. Sandwiches in Subway 'too sugary to meet legal definition of being bread'. Weirdest plastic model ever – A 1:1-scale Cup Noodle, including the ramen and toppings. Fight over milk sends a Florida man to jail. NJ cops get nearly $2.5 million payout for alleged dildo harassment. Pakistani man cracks 254 walnuts with his head for Guinness record. Mountain Dew gets into the hot sauce game.