Episode 28: Dawn On The Coast

Dawn goes to California! She has a lovely time! Turns out Californians are laid-back but also very judgy about food and bright colours, and they lack the vicious business instincts of Connecticuters. Meanwhile, we get violently nostalgic for air travel and warm weather. Also, Karen would like it to be known that that one line about the doctor is actually a quote from Hamilton and not just her being randomly disgusting. On today's agenda: DAWN IS A FREAKIN' BAT PERSON YOU GUYS; avoid a traumatic divorce with this one weird trick; some lingering X-Files-based resentment; the Swedish delegation at the blonde convention; a truly baffling makeup concept that thankfully didn't catch on; tfw you think you might die in a plane crash but in a good way; Disneyland is the best and we should all go there; social and epidemiological pitfalls of small-town swinging; a better grade of tiny misogynist; second child naming protocols; an emergency more important than spinach lasagna, if you can believe such a thing. Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive. "Hep Cats" is by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0 License.   If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!