Episode 281: Full Lizard feat. Jonathan the Tortoise

Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur drop some conversation and chuckles about massage therapy, rifle cleaning, hirsutism, ill-equipped restrooms, escaping a time loop, Ketchup Karen, Jonathan the Tortoise, funny T-shirt ideas, train rides, more odd news, and The Three Rules. Double X Quantimino Massage therapy from dudes How to clean your rifle Hairy limbs Hypothetical Meta Analysis - An ill-equipped public restroom Stuck in a time loop, 3.2 seconds, Palm Springs Your face is like a fingerprint, and Lensa AI is nefarious. Window seat or aisle? This Is The Newz 'Didn’t she ask for extra ketchup? Why is she mad?': McDonald's 'Ketchup Karen' throws fit over amount of ketchup on her burger Poker player with 'boobs out' promises to 'nip that behavior in the bud' Pig hogs bed in Georgia woman's home: 'She steals my pillow' Wordle is 2022’s top Google search term, above both Ukraine and the queen Home Depot workers track down owner of dropped $700 cash Jonathan the tortoise, oldest living land creature, celebrates 190th birthday Book returned to Australian school library was nearly 120 years overdue I’m so pretty, men treat me like a trophy and women scowl at me Hooters influencer Ali Spice dead at 21 in car crash Burrito’s Nippon Newz Cases of people getting unwanted crabs skyrocketing in Japan, salmon too Japan’s random-destination roll-the-die train tickets: An amazingly cheap way to go… somewhere Over half a million yen in cash comes floating down river in Toyama The Three Rules Rule #1: Overcomplicate Things. Rule #2: Go Fvck Myself. Rule #3: n + 1 Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/