Episode 290: Jurassic Park Rebirth

Episode 290: Jurassic Park Rebirth – Sexy Dinos & T-Rex Set Pieces 🦖🔥 Welcome back to the pod! Matt and Bob are joined by dinosaur erotica expert Rob Grabowski (yes, seriously) to break down Jurassic Park: Rebirth — the franchise’s latest attempt to resuscitate the dino magic. Did it work? Kinda! We talk: The T-Rex river raft sequence and why it actually slapped ScarJo’s performance (or lack thereof) Why practical dino horror beats CGI bat-raptors in minimarts The missed potential of a dino-in-Brooklyn storyline And yes… which dinosaurs are the sexiest From dumb plot MacGuffins to surprising moments of spectacle, we pick apart the good, the bad, and the straight-up reused. If you’ve ever wondered how horny a dinosaur can be or why Jurassic Park dialogue used to be quote-worthy, this episode is for you. 🧬 Stream it. Theater it. Roast it. Love it. But one thing’s for sure: you’re still gonna hear the theme and feel something. 👉 Drop us your ranking of the Jurassic franchise and your top sexy dinosaur picks — we’re reading them next episode. 🎧 Available wherever you pod.