Episode 290: They Call Me the Fridge

Only 10 away from the big 3-0-0! This week our very own Mark the Couch Guy finally makes his triumphant return (gout-knee, and all) as Tony and Mike dive into a genuinely unhinged round of hypotheticals: which kitchen appliance are you, who dies first in a horror movie, and what terrible tattoo does each of us deserve? Along the way: Tony breaks down his new "not-leadership" role at school (he swears), the guys debate whether Thanos or Magneto had the better argument, build out an entire criminal gun-running enterprise (Tony's the accountant, he doesn't know), argue about Ozempic and bone density, and reveal who's cracking first if the cops ever raid the podcast room. Also featuring: nail clipper trauma, nostalgic movie trios, and a professional case for why AI is going to end us all. Rate us five stars — or the gout is voodoo'd onto you. Buckle up for this one… you definitely need a seatbelt.Cheers!m&t