Episode 291: King Nerd Pudding Hounds with Hubris

A $17 cookie, blink-182’s Apple Shampoo lyrics, Liver Guy, bull semen, magazine covers, feeding a family on a $3k/week salary, Roget’s Thesaurus, dental hygienists, blackout rage gallons, free lunches, Walmart versus Target, Never Have I Ever, accidental incest, a 2,000-year-old sex toy, a 1998 Ford Escort, missing biscuits, a kissing device, a giant squid statue, spreadable coffee, and more odd news stories. Double X Quantimino A $17 Chocolate Chip Cookie Dude Ranch, Apple Shampoo, Dance Hall Crashers Liver Guy Follow-up Story Bull semen - She tells you to take a shot right before coitus. Your fake magazine cover Plug In & Hate - A mother of two explains how she feeds her toddlers with her $3k/week salary. A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed. "What does that make you?" Borgs - blackout rage gallons Arthur the Freegan Walmart Never Have I Ever - Retro Edition This Is The Newz Australia worried 'prolific' sperm donors could lead to 'accidental incest' This Well-Worn Wooden Object Was Unearthed In A Roman Fort — And Scientists Believe It's A 2,000-Year-Old Sex Toy Man wins $10K lottery prize, but state instead claims he owes them money Woman goes viral for buying a 1998 Ford Escort for $289 a month for the next 84 months Georgia woman crashes SUV into Popeyes after her order was missing biscuits ‘They missed a whole bomb in my bag,’ woman says at FLL, landing her in jail Spirit Airlines flight makes emergency landing after battery fire An airline provided a single banana as the in-flight 'meal' for one vegan passenger This Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet Burrito’s Nippon Newz Japanese town that spent 25 million yen in COVID money on giant squid statue says it paid off big Japanese monkey-hunting team shoots woman with tranquilizer dart Spreadable coffee to put on your toast going on sale in Japan After Party - Dental hygienists can tell. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/