Episode 292 Week of May 27th - June 2nd

Let's get started You're now listening to the Joe Rogan experience experience with Chico Simon Kumar and your host Matt flow Welcome to the Joe Rogan experience experience. My name is Matt Floyd joined as always by car Welcome to the party and Simon God bless you what we do here's very simple the three of us every episode of the Joe Rogan experience this week We're gonna rate each episode as well as the week on a scale of one to five Jamie Vernon's We're talking about each guest the talking points give our opinions this that in the next new patrons tomorrow. No. Yeah, hey guys Thanks for tuning in no new page.

John's but join the page on for the post Joe Find us on the YouTube we should do the fresh and fit things subscribe and also been getting a lot of requests from listeners If we have any legacy program and so if anyone wants to put us in their will so when they pass away their Stay goes to us that is available. I just people are asking for our most brilliant move This guy that works out one of the trivia He was like my mom has the smartest plan ever. He's like my mom is a full government pension So he's like what she's gonna do is if my dad dies first She's gonna legally marry one of my friends so that when she passes on my friend gets her full government pension Why not exactly and like it'll be like a 40 year old man, right? So like why not the Sun?

I don't know Mary Mary's son. Sorry. Can't marry your spouse has to carry out the benefits. Oh my god I'm saying and I'm brilliant Simon.

Oh would be the family you'd always have to be adjacent like think about like this Let's say God forbid my stepdad passes away But pass away years from now. Let's say he's like 88 Okay, any pass away's on the full life my mom's still alive She can just sign the papers that she's married to Kumar and then when she passes Tomorrow we'll get my mom's juicy fucking government pension until he dies I never realized she felt that way about me. She does not it's completely a marriage of convenience though Yeah, you don't have to do shit. I don't have to constantly I met a fan out in the real world award No, where in the real world he did not think highly of you guys I can tell you that much shut up to Vex what a vex I know back very well you dip shit.

You're a fucking woman We're actually shut up back. Yeah, yeah, in any event if you have benefits pensions anything like that you want to um I'll stop with your stupid fucking pensions people now. He's over who are you Harlan fucking? He's not salaries gonna have a fucking snake up your ass that is a world class subway you just did there Why do I go with the guests so we can rate this thing and do what we do here join the picture on I love to brother Matt 21 57 Duncan Trussell 21 58 Harlan Williams and 21 59 Sal volcano Fuck this week gets a free I did proper math.

It's a one and a half. I give it to oh, you know what? No, can't get three It's got to get a two and a half. I give it to just all right.

Let's start it off 2157 Duncan Trussell back in the house in a silly costume. What were their costumes? I wasn't watching I didn't watch it either To be honest tomorrow look hot. I know that from the they were Tesla suits, but they were fully you don't like they mask Connie wears yeah, they're a full body suit with the face like that.

It's like the first time was funny You're like 56 year old men, you know, I know you're not fun. We're lame Canadians Oh, are we think everything's like no? No, no, this guy is just a curmudgeonist I'm just a lame Canadian this show would be to the moon if we were in a different Are the kids are the kids out there you see him he has like this idea no are the kids out there like just crying for more Costumes from Joe Rogan is this something I'm just irrelevant. I don't have my no kids are listening to Joe Rogan I would say are any of the fans out there are they like I can't wait for the next time Duncan comes on and they're gonna dress up Yeah, fuck you.

It's like it's like norm People like gimmicks gigs gadgets whatever you want to call it norm It wasn't a gig what every walk in the barn cheers. No, I made sure and we'll see norm spoiler alert and it's And it's just I believe it's called a colloquialism and so Duncan always being a silly outfit where they gonna pull off this time Okay, listen, I guess I'm the curmudgeon. I guess everybody's out there just waiting on baited and Simon's defense What costume they're gonna in Simon's defense if you're gonna wear it for four minutes Kind of defeats the verb. Yes.

What are we doing here? They were for 20 minutes if you're not gonna wear it the whole time It is interesting. I don't wear it There was a furry convention in Ottawa this weekend and they dressed up this weekend interesting for real There was a very conno I was told there was I cuz trivia over here Trivia was super dead on Friday And I was like what's going on there like you're like what's the night market? It's ribfest They were like there's a furry convention in town and they glazed over that one.

I was like wait a minute wait a minute How many people are you pulling from trivia who are going to this furry convention? That's what I said but then I thought about it I was like probably more than I think probably more than I think yes, it was very busy the furry thing is fucking stupid Hmm, you know what stupid the Chinese night market. Let me what no no let me go over some sounds racist Sure, let me go over some real quick if you were to open a restaurant right now Simon And this will bother you I know it because it has to do with bureaucracy if you were to open a restaurant right now The Ontario government would send how many health inspectors down there to ensure many to ensure the health and safety of the public But then for some reason there's a sweet little loophole where it's like if you just want to sell the most disgusting street food You've ever seen out of like a cooler on the side of the street for just a weekend feel free Yeah, like diarrhea will be had it was had I got half the city's got diarrhea right a little pat I am a staunch libertarian now Right waves in the five years. We've done this man Simon has really staunch libertarian I want as little to do with the government as possible and frankly you didn't hear it here But I'm at war didn't hear it here yet So if the new listener here we are talking with Donald Trussell and they wore the mask for 22 minutes now before that I just you know my crazy notes.

There's what I wrote down that they talked about While in masks while in masks the constants have changed gold see sue asteroid mining Jobs and bosses wore as a job conscription Killer drones war Why are you doing it this way? I just experiment you know it's fun It's funny that you just did it that way because when you think about it like it must be crazy for AI to listen to like just unlimited Hours of us talking because like a conversation just goes nowhere Well, no, I could go somewhere. You know, I mean like that's a good example like you named in 22 minutes 22 minutes One minute they hit eight completely random and unrelated topics that just weave all over I mean I guess gold and asteroid But you get what I'm saying right it must be interesting for AI to be like Utility of me taking notes or what I think I'm trying to we love this dog fire is in the gold thing is interesting The gold thing is interesting because if you look back and did they talk about saccharitis It's him nobody mentioned Look at that as like the real Beginnings then that totally explains why we value gold so much today, right? Like that was the thing we had to mine for them.

Of course, we would value it the most you guys don't like precious metals at all clearly And the other thing I heard is that dragons You stew make their beds on gold piles You heard that and that's because gold doesn't get it was in the Jewish newsletter oxidize something with the heat from their fire I don't this week in gold. We heard that Greg We think there's gonna be a run on Heard there's a vlog of dragons coming in and they got no place to sleep So I thought the most interesting was the thought of asteroid mining which does even make sense There was a I'm sorry if we could just step back for a second There was a cartoon I watched when I was a kid it was a movie. It was called flight of the dragons Have you ever I remember the name? It had the voice of John Ritter in it actually, but the whole piece the whole I think it was called flight of the dragons anyways the whole premise of it was this guy gets turned into a dragon and then has to Live in this world, you know what I mean?

It was really good live action or anime No, it was animated but it must have come from a book because the back lore of all the dragons and stuff That's where I learned about the gold from this old John Ritter voice over Okay, it wasn't a voice over. He was just a voice. Oh, sorry. Yeah, that's a voice over Yeah, no voice over is like you're voicing over an existing voice.

This was no voice Okay, okay. I'm sorry. He's pedantic fucking if we're gonna speak we might as well speak the truth. Yeah, you're right.

Go ahead Sorry, come on. I mean, I don't mean to drag its gold. I get it The idea like the time would get to take to get to this asteroid to get the middle like it does even make sense Oh, it totally makes sense because there's so much to get from the asteroid I would say it makes more sense to build the Decent sphere and just turn the planet into a ship and go around the universe then like to go anyways That's my opinion you on earth. Let's just say it takes Let's just pretend it takes 10 years to mine a mine of Titanium whatever it is it takes a thousand years to mine.

No, it doesn't take a thousand years to get to space To get to these asteroids. These asteroids are right outside our oh these are there's common asteroids man I do not know that yeah We're not going to fucking Mars to mine it you're mining just a common asteroid and on these comets or on these Asteroids rather they have the same minerals we have down here, but in like drill baby drill ridiculous abundance Now I don't know if you know, but yesterday the first commercial flight to the space station was happen and it got scrubbed at last minute and I would work to what they were saying on the news is there's a two-minute window Where they can launch because the world's spinning and just in those two minutes the rocket goes here in another three minutes The rocket goes there 1000% these people are being put in like a shipping container the lights go out they wake up on a set in like Burbank and And welcome to the space station we have got it down to you. It's got it. I don't know I don't know but hopefully they go today.

It's so dumb and the three non-college graduates are like this makes no sense Whatever it doesn't work. You don't have to go to university to get common logic You know what I'm saying the guy made a great point when he was on Rogan the funny thing happened on the way to the moon he was like What the fuck was he saying? Oh Fuck I get your mind is much I get it. Okay.

What were we just talking about though? The moon mining launching mining launching launching if you launch to two minutes after launching launching launching They do the hardest thing ever done in the history of man and they get it on the first try This is what I'm saying this is what I'm saying. I'm saying this is what I'm saying. I watch it yesterday It was it seemed so archaic in what the thing was made out of and we're still like it seemed like the first time I don't know I hope it's real now the most interesting thing he brought up what I never thought about and I need to do Is someone is they said they looked at a post the same post had different comments underneath it So you marry were to go cringe or whatever and look at a post and then look at the comments You got to see if the I mean you don't have to do anything But that is so more insidious than anything else I could imagine because you don't you're in the comments aren't you?

No Comments though, well no sometimes because literally but why could there might be like 700 comments and they're just showing you Different comments that you didn't see no no no no the way the comments work as the most liked ones are at the top So if something's gotten a thousand likes it's the first comment You see which is also why the comment thread below it is the longest That's why it's like the comment game is weird though because if you see something with 900 comments already There's no point in putting in your two cents. Can we get buried below everything? No, the best comments are the best comments for a reason so there's some gems like I Cannot think enough I guess I do Type the little heart on there comment like it as well when I'm hating on someone and I like to hold me doing this and I stop And go they've done it for me. It was funny when Joe said he was like railing against people who leave negative reviews How it was how do you have time to do this blah blah blah blah and he's like but if you leave a positive review It's fine.

It's like takes the same amount of time You're still there leaving a review. I think Joe doesn't realize that people have a thing called commute a lot of people Just imagine sitting on a train bus whatever you want Of course you're on your phone and you're scrolling all people are scrolling all day like where's this time shortage? I mean listen, you're forgetting that we're talking about guy who has like 18 different special interests and all the money in the world So for him, he probably doesn't spend too much time on his phone just randomly scroll I bet he's like the rest of us like he take listen you can no longer take a five minute shit That is almost impossible because you're gonna spend five minutes scrolling when you're already done So Joe is guilty of that but dude he probably has way less time than I do And so in his defense he also though Joe does this thing constantly where Like once I know I'm jumping ahead, but Sal's explaining ADHD Don't and Joe almost is the whole like well, you just tried exercise You know, it's one of those things where it's like listen first of all Joe There are people with really and I get it because like, you know if you know someone with anxiety and you don't have it You know, you often have that thing where you're like just take a fresh just take a deep breath like step back You know, I mean, it's it's real simple for you to say that because you don't have what they're dealing down man That's exactly it and that's why I'm saying is like because Joe kind of has figured out his sweet spot through his life It doesn't have a lot of issues He always just goes back to like well Just fit everything would probably just fall into place work and I'm not saying 200 million dollars. Yeah, that helps do yeah No, I was just thinking about how Joe used to always say Pull yourself up from your boot, you know what I mean?

Like he was a big guy like people don't work hard now and now when he got really rich he changed his tune to like I totally understand people come from different The documentation is right here on the fucking roll a dex which I call my brain good enough for me two seconds Don't give you not favorably of the Civil War movie notice. I didn't say computer Something that doesn't even exist anymore. Wait. Wait.

Why the S's and it's only to hold phone number. I heard it was terrible I heard so war was awful. It was so bad. I 1000 I agree with Duncan and I hate saying that because he's one of my favorites the beach ex machana Oh, yes, I'm gonna be a well, he's an author, but he's amazing Oh, my god, your people had some dirt on him and they were like you need to make a Civil War movie because this was coming on the Pike this movie blue.

Yeah, it was terrible. I heard it was a boy blue. He needed the money You think we should get rid of guns, right? It's so weird how I remember as a kid disarmament was a thing What's ever gonna happen?

But nobody's like I'm talking about you're probably too young But it was I think was Gorbachev and Reagan maybe or and disarmament was always a discussion like we are gonna get rid of all the weapons But we can't give up all the weapons. How are we gonna fight back against the tyrannical government? Well, all I'm saying is it was said never done now. It's not even said of course not So that's a regression Feel me no, it's not a regression you can't look that's like imagine if imagine if tomorrow all the world leaders came out So we're talking about you topia.

It doesn't exist. It can't exist disarmament isn't gonna happen So you're saying that if we got rid of all nukes that would also be regression No, he's saying that's the movement he was saying the disarmament thing if we got rid of nukes that's a step in that direction Hmm the noble I mean I would have like we agreed is not going to happen But I'm just saying it used to be said used to be where democracy the children a buzzword disarmament anyways It's not gonna happen if we like Canada has 40% of the world's trees if other countries that have the means Start planting some fucking trees. We have 40% of the world's trees. Is that true?

I can't be true Look at up 318 billion trees in this country who has to count all those right? I'm sure it's a rough estimate. The idea about nonsensical degrees Yep, and student loan I saw this video the other day where this girl these five girls get an uber and the girl in the front The guys got like a dash cam and he's like oh, you know, what are your celebrations? It's my birthday.

She's like I'm studying to be a social worker And he's like oh what are you saying? She's like sociology and he's and you just see him look great at the camera and he's like he said you want to be a social worker And she's like yeah, he's like I really hate to do this like I hate to do this right here But you hope you're getting the wrong degree. She's like what? Uber drivers like you need a degree in social work to become a social worker what you're getting right now won't get you there?

And do this girl has like a meltdown like in the seat guys. I just found out my degree is useless And let's it's gonna be tough when you're like fully fuck. I've already forked over like thirty five thousand dollars That's her degree sociology and she wanted to be a social worker Different can I just correct you on this tree thing sure so you don't go around telling the same light on another person Number of trees by the billions number one Russia 642 billion number two Canada 318 billion number three Brazil 302 billion and United States in force with 228 Okay, but I said we have 318 billion I nailed that number right on yeah, but you said we had the most I said we had 40% He said the third most he said the third most You're 40% right I'd have to do the mouth but We'll just search what percentage of trees in the world is Canada have Russia has a lot to they're done their work. They've done there.

They don't need to plant shit Why do people plant trees? How do you get here? What's going on? I'm just saying if we're really doing all this damage to the environment planting trees is a good thing cleaning up the ocean is the other one And then from there we can probably just continue doing the bullshit we're doing I have a student loan that's been haunting me for 20 years you do it really is crazy you yourself.

Yeah how much is it? No, no, it's just like I don't even know Fucking guy over $10,000 underneath $20,000 those numbers make sense. Yeah, do they I don't know oh you're looking at me like I was supposed to say more Yeah, and what is it was quite a simple discussion the nature of evil what was the discussion? You know like the devil I know if the God if God created everything if God created everything Couldn't make a rock he couldn't lift.

Yeah Who said God can't lift that every rock this is two discussions of one If well, let's start with one discussion Duncan. Yeah is leaning more Russell Brand every day. Yeah And he is so lucky Duncan What go on that when he broke up with an international Gerald Joe them crash on his house and like do drugs and play video games to Like put himself together and I don't know that's like he is grateful He isn't like I did this all by myself So did he he dated Natasha Lajaro and then she dated Ari and then she dated what's his name married? Mosha.

Yeah, is that the or is it Ari Duncan Mosha? I don't know the early parts Well, no hold on a second. She cheated on Ari right that was the whole thing with With Bobby Lee right Bobby Lee new and that's why I read beat him up the pope was accused of calling gossip a woman thing So I can't I've got to put the plug in this but I want to gospel Bobby Lee in a tassel with the breaks my heart Don't control if gossip is a woman's thing I'm transitioning I think I already transitioned. I can't live without my tea.

It's true. Duncan trussle is heading toward becoming a Christian He's done with God and we just how there's bad like they kept all this kept touching back to a I'm not glad to hear how mass in Israel. I just don't bring those up But just the evil like that they hate killing the death like what what where does that come from? Are we need that to sustain?

I don't know hate the killing the death but the quote Maybe there really is like a reptilian race that feeds off of thank you. Hey, whatever. Yeah, I was exactly and they need these wars And they need this strife to keep us all in these uncertain terms so they can get our What's the deepest kind of fucking conspiracy? I love it.

What's the shit that I love that I say Jews potentially control the US government And you're like impossible and then commars like there's a chance that there's reptiles living subterraneously that feed off of our bad You're saying things out of like an anti-Semitic no, no, we're talking like, you know Let me ask you're not hating on anyone but the lizard people ask your question last week when I said that you turned around and you were like I think it's run by your people the child raping fucking Christians. Is that anti-Christian your statement there? I Said that because I was trying to fight back about here I hate that was being spewed at me just hear me out if you say white people control America is that anti white that statement? Well, that is a true statement so because it's true.

It's not anti-white, right? Well, it's not like pro white either, okay, but it's not anti-white just saying white people control America is not anti-white No, but saying Jews control America is anti-Semitic. Well, just the way you even say Jews is anti-Semitic, okay? Well, I guess I guess it's that White people aren't constantly Made to be the scapegoat for all the problems of the world Okay, let's extrapolate on that though Okay, well, no, I'm just curious because like Long before go back to history.

Yeah, the Jews have constantly been the scapegoats But maybe that's an area that you guys controlled is that possible? Why would we want to control that? To gain power it's easier again. It's easier to gain power when you're telling everyone that you're heavily hated and that no one likes you Right?

Can't you get gather power like if you're openly gathering power that looks bad But if someone is out there, but if you have a campaign where you're like we're so oppressed and it's a lot easier to gain power Isn't it quietly? Well, I mean that's weird that people have the most power is the Catholic Church and they just They just don't know the most land in public. What are you talking about? What do you have all the power?

Okay, but let me ask you a question right there Okay, but you have no problem saying that right like you don't feel like you're a hateful person when you say that the Catholic Church controls everything No, why am I telling a truth? So why am I anti-Semitic? Why I think offensive and the other not so like if I say Jews control Hollywood? I mean that's probably not anti-Semitic, but I mean that's like the least of what you say then you start talking about their stupid hats No, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me ask you a question little kids dick You just let her every no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what I don't know So you had no problem with Jews control Hollywood that one you were like Okay, so and if you know anything about the beginning of Hollywood because it's crazy.

So the seven the six large movie studios all started by Jewish men all of those Jewish men grew up within 500 miles of each other They all ended up within a hundred miles of each other in Hollywood They started Hollywood this massive propaganda machine which you actually I never would have said propaganda machine till we started this podcast you've not put that in my head. So they start this massive propaganda machine. Israel is created because of APAC, which is started by the guy who started, I think Metro Golden Meyer, the movie studio. So again, like it's all, all of this is very tied up because APAC is probably the single biggest lobby in the US.

And again, it is run by Israel. It's a straight up juicy. Like this is a question. Well, I wonder conflating Jewish people with Israel.

I have a lot of things. But let me ask you a question. Like you live in Canada, you live in this country. You're Canadian before you're Jewish, right?

I mean, I'm both, yes. Okay, fine. I don't care. You would consider myself Israeli though.

No, no, I know you don't. You would not like Israel messing around in this country, right? Like you wouldn't want the interests of Israel going up ahead of Canadians, would you? No, not of Israel.

Yeah, I agree. I wouldn't want that either. But that's what they have in the States. And I'm telling you this, not as again, take a Jewish thing out of it.

They happen to be Jewish. So it's kind of a glaring thing. But there is, Israel is the most heavily represented group in US politics. They have the most money.

Their lobby is the biggest and the strongest. Stronger than oil. That's got to raise some flags. No, like you're the conspiracy guy.

Dude, five years ago, I sat down here. I was the one who would be like, no, no conspiracies, no conspiracies. It's true, man. It's really is.

If you told me that there was a group of Jewish people, people who happened to be Jewish, who did all this dastardly stuff, I would say, okay, it doesn't mean that all Jews are bad. I'm not, but again, so this is the thing. When you get together with all your friends, for your rallies, with your tiki torches, you make these mass generalizations about Jews. No, because you see, no, no, no.

Israel, and that's where the true problem lies. Because again, we decided that you had no problem saying the Catholic Church is super powerful and strong. That doesn't make you anti-Catholic. You were just stating a fact.

And for me to sit here and say the Jewish lobby, which doesn't mean ever, like again, if you sit there and say the Catholic Church controls things, I don't take that personally. Just because I might deepen my lineage be Catholic. I'm not like hurt by that. But again, if I say anything like, oh, Israel might be a problem, or Jews control Hollywood, or have like serious influence, and I'm anti-Semitic, that's a problem.

That's all I'm saying. And here's a problem. Okay, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know you know that we're friends and that I'm not anti-Semitic.

But for like a casual listener who might tune in, they might think that you actually might be tuning in. Come on, come on, I was done talking about this. I think you do a good enough job of incriminating yourself on that level. I think you don't need my help.

I just think it's important that I point these things out because otherwise they might think we're some weird Nazi show. We just left you to your devices. You know what I'm saying? Hold on.

Just real quick in closing. No, no, it's just very interesting, because think about it, throughout history Hollywood has used World War Two Nazis are always the worst. Always the worst. Oh, Jesus.

Well, no, but lately, like I was watching Molly's game last night. I'm sure I have I've watched it four times before this this passed me by every other time thought nothing of it last night I'm watching it and out of nowhere Her dad Kevin Costner is like Jesus you think I'm like the leader of Hamas or something and I was like that's so that's such an interesting Take like no American like outside of the Jewish community no American I don't think would automatically go to Hamas as like the worst group of people on earth would they I don't know I probably not pre this pre this thing right? I'm pretty strong I'm gonna say I'll cater Isis I could get down with because they're more you know 9-11 still somewhat fresh I just thought again I was like it's a very career well Just because most people didn't even know about Russia and China's whole thing and this is so again I think when you start looking for those weird little things it becomes like a very apparent that again like China I don't think China should have their hand in what and how movies are made but they do somehow which is odd anyway Let's move on but I mean you're also assuming that those Jews according to you I don't like the way you're saying it's sweet Jewish people who started the chosen ones who started Hollywood Why are they not Americans first and Jews second well, hey, they weren't born Americans so that might have something to do with it Like were they Americans? I don't know did they ever consider themselves?

They're the one who seems to know so that it could it matter. Let me ask you Hold on this is a good question So you're you're a naturalized American Okay, you've you've immigrated because you want a better life and get there and you start Hollywood and you're filthy rich Through starting Hollywood then you take a ton of that money You've made and you throw it at lobbying so that Jewish people can have their own state in the Middle East It's odd right like if you're a happy American you would think that you wouldn't need to Create a motherland for Jews to be safe and then put it right in the middle of your I mean you're forgetting a pretty big piece of this puzzle. What don't say World War two. I was gonna say the Holocaust Yeah, that's World War two evil.

I mean they're not the same thing, but but okay. Let's go deeper on that then so Why do they bring over all these Nazis to go to the Americans? But why is it the Americans the moussog? Let's say the moussog killed JFK Okay, let's say they didn't let's say the CIA killed JF What about the SVP and while so you're now blaming the Jews for bringing over the Nazis?

What are you even talking about? Well, how do they let it happen? How did who let it happen the Jews the most powerful lobby in the US? How do they let the Americans bring over a bunch of Nazi scientists?

How does that happen? It was probably those whoever those six guys who were making the decisions They probably got richer in some way by bringing these over. I'm just asking but you're not talking about a huge Demographic of people here and you're not talking about like a huge demographic that could possibly Represent the Jews as a whole like you said it yourself. It's six guys Yeah, but they control Hollywood.

They're super rich. You know what money means more than people, right? Like it doesn't like if you have a movement of a million people It doesn't matter if none of those people are putting a dollar towards that movement Mar knows you can go to the street and protest all you want talking about fucking difference money makes a difference Influence no, no I guess my point is is those six guys who are deciding to send money back to Israel Which I guess was your point? Well the one main guy forget his fucking name.

Yeah, though like again Those are six dudes six guys who all have their own fucking agendas. Well who they don't represent the Jews There's a cat they just happen to be Jewish, but in other cases they represent everyone like the Catholic Church represents me Right, I don't go to church and I mean you're an Italian Catholic Okay, so you're a Jew you don't want to be lumped in with all the other Jews doing bad stuff You're a separate you listen and you shouldn't be person for it. Where's I only I only ever came after your religion because of your stance against mine I know stance against yours. What's my stance against yours?

Let's hear it. Come on. Yeah, we're not gonna get into this Everybody who's listened to the show clearly knows your stances. I don't have to reiterate it.

That's crazy I'm not gonna give it life by Stooping to your level. That's probably good idea. Come on and if you really want me to get started on Jesus and his pedophilic way is just fucking rev me up buddy First of all Larius what's wrong? What else is Duncan talk about dude when when they talk about Haiti when they talk about Haiti and he's like What's the guy's name?

We got a dungos? I don't know some funny like sand which I nearly fucking I honest to God like for a I'm nearly pissed my pants laughing his name is barbecue His name is something funny like sand which go ahead. That's racist That's interesting that he's barbecue and then the guy here was lasagna remember the guy here the Indian standoff at Oka the main guy Who was on you lasagna? Yeah?

Yeah, why do they always have food? That's a trivial fact. I guess you guys in see doing No, like the original one or the Dune to I guess I see Dune to know I saw it and I realized that even though the CGI looks amazing whatever I just it doesn't I guess it looks cool, but it's I don't know it's like prepping us for the simulation Dune to is prepping us for the same like those worms don't exist, but it looks like they exist if you watch the movie So there's gonna be a beatle juice to a yeah, that's gonna be awesome You know the only person who's not in it Michael Keaton. No, he's no She's also in it.

She plays the writer the new girl Catherine. What's her name? No, she's also in Clearing he is also in it. I'm trying to think the father.

Oh the molester the molester they are they are correct Come on oh, that's right. Yes I'm so dune. Yeah, it's a Epic it's an epic movie, but I just I prefer real movies. I don't know what that means I don't know neither of us this evening.

It took the opportunity to know special effects you want no special Thank you. Okay, you can fight almost exhausting come are you like like a revenant? That's your type of movie Yeah, not even lit no lighting fighting a bear you want to see that bear that bears got to be real I do you know I know the enactments transformers rise of the beast So bad and like what are what are they shooting that are making explosions like where are they getting these missiles? It's just nothing makes sense.

What do you know what when they're talking to this huge explosions? Yeah, lasers or whatever whatever this one is how are they where are they getting or they're going or like run man Like they're from a different planet the transformers. Yeah come here. Yeah, where is their stockpile of He's close I get lasers.

I get lasers and just cut lasers. You know sure laser chain, but he's like the things that I Fantastic explosion and they're not real. Yeah, it's a fucking transformers Duncan he's trying to look at it from a real-life standpoint like where are they getting all they do they do they read e-print their ammunition They're transformers. They're robots from another planet You know, I like what you're talking about Your your stupid what ifs don't apply really like what you're talking about was Duncan addressed as in spurs II.

It's not that they're promoting this and once we've done it They were like pop one out you notice how is Joe Rogan conveniently totally didn't say anything when he said that absolutely just Might be a bottom lip full is in a bottom and money on the top everyone's on I know they are all adding for zen. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no 100% they are Can I just give you an example though? Let's say I know this is gonna be weird. Let's say cigarettes didn't exist until 1959 and in 1959 Cigarettes come out they would be everywhere like zen right like you know in the 60s cigarettes on television We're like like everyone was smoking on TV you could smoke everywhere like dude I was watching I was watching the World Series of poker highlights from like all the past years and like it's crazy watching the dudes in the 80s They were like a fucking cigarette lit playing.

I love that point though My point is if cigarettes came out the 60s out of nowhere They would have been everywhere and it wouldn't have been a conspiracy like no no no the conspiracy Sorry, I think I'm misunderstanding I think that's spot on the conspiracy is that zen has everyone advertising for them on the low I understand it's not allowed that it's not you're not allowed to advertise those nicotine Yeah, and what I'm saying to you is much like cigarettes They would have just woven it into the fabric of society through television and movies. Which is exactly what they're doing Yeah, I'm saying yeah, what I'm saying is it's not it's no different than with cigarettes where I know it's exactly the same It's so nefarious. I swung why just weird that you're acting like they didn't have this book on the shelf already It's the same companies. I'm not mad at the tobacco company I'm mad at Joe Rogan or Schultz or all these Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura who are clearly feeding us ads and think we're retarded Hold on though.

I just think everyone's addicted to it if Zinn came to us tomorrow It was like we'll give you a million dollars for the year to do low-key zinnads. Oh, I would 100% do it. They're all rich already They're like teeth I'm not saying I wouldn't do it fair enough. Okay, so who are you?

They shouldn't do it, but if they aren't doing it, they shouldn't be doing it sneaky sneaky, but you know, but they have to right? Yes, no, no, no, I know they do so in this case if you're Andrew Schultz or your Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura you don't do this in ads like there's plenty of other things you can hawk can knock boner pills You can talk like an illegal cannabis. You can talk mushrooms. You can talk whatever you want I think that's a business works.

I'll make hey buddy Um, I just think it's weird and they've all gone out of their way Matt to say we're not doing this But just hear me out like we were they said they were doing it then it'd be fine. They can't say they're doing it if they said nothing It would be fine if it would be better. I'm doing it. Just doing that I don't know.

I'm just asking yeah, like do you want it pixelated out of the shot like I'm not pushing this Like I don't mention the vape brand. I don't tell people they should vape But I sit here if you watch it and you and I both vape the whole time right are we low-key doing vape? They're not paying us. No, we real they're not paying.

I'm gonna pixelate that out of it But you get what I'm saying right like no not really what I'm saying is you and I are sitting here vaping the whole time You're not thinking about comparing us a bunch of poor people who need the money to them a bunch of Millionaire and trillionaire just talk about you're not Hating it's annoying listeners. Let us know if you think it's as in spares see and they're flooded market And I guess you just think it's inappropriate like they're getting away with something right the kids there there I don't understand I am I don't like to have my intelligence questioned. I don't care. I don't care if they're flogging cigarettes This isn't about the kids.

This is about you doing something that is so uber obvious to me And then looking me directly in my eyes and saying I'm not doing that yeah But I'm forgetting no, but you're from there on no, but you're missing the point they can't say we're doing this Then they can't do what you want them to do so what they're doing I think inside you could do what they're doing you would do I think you're missing the point to that like they're doing it in a ways Simon where they're trying to tell you Mr. Know it all they're making they're winking at you giving you the nudge going we're advertising this year But we can't make us all know you know you're taking it as an attack on your intelligence where they're literally going putty I'm trying to push this in on you. I mean listen when you say it that way. I like it.

Okay now you're back on board But yeah, that's not what they're doing Tom's a girl and Bert Kreischer are out there trying to milk you out of your dollars So I'm if you have a show and you go on our legacy program If you if you have a show and you go on it and you start calling your listeners broke bums for not joining your patreon That is different going out there and advertising how you keep the lights on you're not what did you say? What was the words you used pushing a product on you or what was the words you use there? I don't remember I say a lot of things Matt sure my point is just like Because we run an ad a week hopefully are we are we Billking people out of their money. No, so how are they billking people out of their money because tons of impressionable?

Children I guess it comes back to the children. Oh my god. I think it's about the children. I think it is I think it's about the children you are the worst you're a fan of whatever you just said you're not in on it Yeah, and you know what's going on it's all it is Yeah, I don't like that I tell you things and then you use them as ammunition against me because because the alternative is the Logan play where they can talk about prime and all they do is talk about okay, so aren't both of them so gross Okay, you guys are pretending like they're just selling Also, no, no, we'll get back to that But they're just selling these nicotine things and they're just doing them and that's the advertising That's not they're doing these like full pitches in the middle of shows and then pretending like they're not doing the pitch I feel like you're just the one I tell you they're doing the pitch then they shouldn't be selling the product and the The person should offer them the money to do it.

Well, that's stupid lots of people offer you a lot of money to do Like no man, I know I told you you do are staring at each other and getting frustrated with me This is the biggest fucking topsy turby moment of all time on this Appropriate not right sneaky. Yeah, all of those things and that's just like when it just becomes so pure It's about fairness and justice and I've always been like this. Hey, where is the fucking taste where is the injustice? I'm just stop.

Okay. Listen. Just hear me out the government has said you can't advertise this product So that company has found a nice workaround loophole, which is every country with mouth. Oh, yeah, this is an anti-government thing.

I'm in yeah I've done a full 180 360 we can put this in spirits you to bed so they're doing the right thing at the end of the day by pushing zen I mean I'm saying that Andrew Scholes and his crew are doing the right thing is really hard that these four o-sos are doing the right thing is Really hard, but so I guess I ask you question if again huge hypothetical if we have a million Current listeners and we're making good bread off this podcast if you start a company on the side outside of Khmer And I are you ever going to mention it on this show? Are you gonna push it on this show? No But you don't want us to turn this year product It's so this you had your own podcast. Okay, you have a million I was talking about it on the show Yeah, I would use this show as a platform to push that So you completely understand what these guys are doing to feed their family for the future.

Hold on I have no problem with them pumping up another show that they're doing on their podcast. No, no I'm not showing you have a problem with them pushing their booze Because you want it to get to that right? So let's talk with the two bears and their booze. That's why they're you as well I mean I just think that whole thing is so gross But and the way they did it was gross like you probably don't follow no like I do But they did a whole episode where it was this giant reveal that their fans were gonna be so happy about it And everybody had like all these theories about what it could possibly be that they're gonna give all their fans money Like what is going on and they come out and it's another Give me money gimmick, you know what I mean?

And then they have the ability to say like we scouted this out for six years or whatever the fuck it was looking for the perfect blend of Well, I'm fucking done what just You describe it like marketing We're right is like we used to we are you even Jewish? What's happening here? I'm like it was like it was like That's what it is. That's what this is It's just you know what the promise is the product.

No, it's the people Okay, so okay, let me ask you a question though at what point like So at what point in your bank account after you stop advertising? Let's say again, let's go back to this Simon has Simon has created his own podcast Yeah, you have your own podcast that is successful on your own you do it once a week and it brings in tons of money Okay, you have five million dollars in the bank your house is paid off chef has a trust fund Everyone's taking care everyone's taking care. Hey, you have five million free and clear in your cheggings. Yeah, are you still running ads for anything?

Ever on your show? I'm not doing the podcast anymore. I'm living on a fucking I how about this? How about this Simon?

Okay, Nike paid MLB. Hold on. Wait. I'm sorry.

I have to go back. Please write that down the Nike paid MLB You have a money printing machine. You have a funnel. No, I would still do it.

Thank you No, no back to you. No, I would run ads still or see what Nike paid MLB a billion dollars to put the swoosh on every jersey Okay, so so Nike isn't baseball, but they've paid to be represented that you always see it. That's all right. Okay That's all right.

Sure. You I see what you guys do in there, but it's all right. Sure, but when they do the zin It's not all right. I thought we had done past the okay.

We're on to oso snip. I don't know that is for oso snip for the post show So Duncan thinks and this was really interesting that I thought about when you guys are going off on a Hollywood or whatever um kids are putting down their phones And what if there's like green belt generations? So we are stuck in the the technology sort of generation now there's a new generation that is actually rejecting this and they're going to sort of Live adjacent and then the next one coming up will embrace technology even more I mean, listen, there's a chance that like a generation right now will just be over social media Because nothing's saying that social media is gonna stick around indefinitely. It's the devil.

It's the worst You know why it is and you know, I I agree in a normal course of events It probably goes the way these people are talking about that the kids revolt and they want to do the opposite of what the establishment The the algorithm is something we've never seen before it prays on parts of yourself that you don't even know Can be exploited like it's so much smarter than any form of advertising ever was ever we've taken such a massive jump No, but you're missing my point is like forget you're right But you have to log on for the algorithm that have any effect on you what i'm saying is like there's potential that these kids coming up Will be like yeah, my parents use social media. That's fucking lame You know what I mean like that it'll be the next thing which could be worse than social media for all we know like we also do this thing Where it's like we'll get rid of social media. We'll create something that's better We could create something that's far worse. Well, I mean you're the first one to say that the next place We probably go is to some like virtual whatever all of that If you're in the virtual space if you're there to play the games to enjoy the amazingness You're also going to be getting the ads you're going to be getting the algorithm like that's that's going to be the trade-off, right?

Not always there's some it has been thus far. No, but here. No, there's some apps Listen a lot of apps that are games you can buy for free and then they bombard you with ads And then there's other that you can buy that same app for six dollars and there's no ads, right? Yeah, but you're already on your phone.

They're already getting what they need from you. I would imagine you know, I don't know I mean we've had this conversation before though the data like it's gonna come to an end I I think it's easier for like let's just take the hippies You know what I mean? Yeah, you're trying to like fight against the establishment and it's easier to do that when the establishment consists of three radio network Like everything is just so different now. I did this idea that people are just gonna like tune away from the internet.

It seems I'm literally impossible at this point and by no fault of the Thoners getting rid of our guns, I suppose I bet you it's easier to get rid of all guns than it is to get rid of all folks You've been saying it for a while, but I really did feel some fish between Jo and Jamie this episode Yeah For the first time I I've always thought it's a friendly banter like I don't know if he heard Lewis will be really rude to his producers or whatever, but it's obviously his running gag but I He still is boss And I think it maybe it's just a product of working the same person over like he just It's a shorthand that people are quick with each other that sort of you know when a kid talks sort of really to their parent Yeah, I can't believe that but like just that their love language Sorry, I'm sorry. No, I'm just gonna say people you know no matter how luxurious the job seems to you because it's probably It might be better than your job or different than your job. It's there's a good chance It's still work to that person like Jamie as we can sit here and be like imagine all the perks imagine how sweet it would be like I bet there's most days Jamie shows up and I'd rather be on the golf course Right like a sunny day in Texas and I gotta sit here and listen to Jo I'm saying my good my great friend. Yeah for my fucking bacon He's got caches of the windows to have hope and because he knows what toppings are not googling anything I've said that a million times he's got a slow when it's a new guest because he's no idea where they're coming from he doesn't have their Algo yet Wow break through Have you guys ever got hit on by a guy?

Is this like I'm online no they were talking about like it makes you feel I got hit on by a guy last night Just just I mean I did this note days ago. It's been one desperate fellow Yeah, it doesn't matter But it's it's they're overbearing and just like trying to talk to you don't know who they are It's the weirdest thing I sat down at Oz one night for a couple drinks and I was on my phone and I was like chatting up Oz and the staff and whatever and then this gay dude was like one seat over And he started like joining the conversation like it tell he kept looking over at my phone Which I thought was weird and then I noticed I looked over at his phone He had grinder open and he was I was like is he looking to see if I'm on grinder like is that what's going on there? Why don't I never eat tomorrow first of all I met on grinder when did you understand about the Sorry, I was there obviously yeah, no no but when you're drunk when you're drunk I mean I never thought I'm 41. I've never thought anyone's sitting on me not women or men ever in my life I've never been like I think this person likes really really I guess I'm just tomorrow.

I've gotten girls to my house and been like how do I trick this bra on into this like I can't tell you can't leave any second act like I've been there what she here to steal I have nothing Then they take a p-break And dunking comes back and says it's embarrassing should I talk about it and Joseph says no don't talk about your watch I think he I give them a real nice Rolex or something and then he asks a very interesting question Which is the one thing that's glaring about Duncan is he has a special and he has a put it out of all the people in the Rogan sphere So that means that Netflix is not like knocking down his door to buy that special Well, maybe the special they got from him was his happy hour or whatever it was magical mystery to her thing No, I'm saying like if Netflix wanted to buy that special he would have sold it to Netflix. I'm sure Oh, no, I'm proud of me both the money's not right I think that money's always I think he admitted it and he was like no, I have this tour and I don't have a New hour yet. So he doesn't want to release the special I thought I that's what I thought he was saying and I thought he couldn't find somebody to put it out Um No, no, he was saying I don't know that today, but like everyone's put on youtube Ari uh, jolis like I know it goes on. I yeah, but you don't make money off that right?

Yeah, jon never mentions that That's that's a full. No, it's an explosion No, you do make some money if you have eight million views on a video you make some money What do you think you make off that? I don't want $60,000. That's my point is that that much?

Yeah, but that's not that much. That's gonna cost $200,000 Yeah, my point is is if Netflix is gonna give you a half million Yeah, you want that over putting it on youtube and rolling the dice at 60k like high-end 60k Yeah, but that's better than taking you know 450,000 hours to have it go to hbomax or showtime and maybe not Well, no, you would I'm not saying as much exposure. Forget the exposure I'm saying that's what'll give you hard cash like listen and the exposure if you're lui You have a large audience where you can release on your own platform and make a million dollars in four days You should do that but I'm saying dunking is dunking he doesn't have enough of an audience Obviously to release it on youtube or he would have done that already or he's waiting for one of those other places to buy it and I'm I don't know how to do our maybe he was hoping Joe would put in a good word for him kind of like he did for Tony Hinchcliffe apparently on the roast He's just about to get the phone that flakes and message. No the message Tom Brady.

Oh Tom Brady directly. Sorry I just love the idea of Joe on his phone texting Aaron Rodgers like hey man I know this sounds weird, but you've got to have Tom Brady's number, right? Yeah, I think I can get that from you and then like is that how you think it happened? Why not that's the quickest that's the shortest a to be I saw a clip of Tony Tony talking about going up and saying to Tom Nice shoes.

Did you get those in the divorce? Nice shoes bitch bitch. Did you get those in the divorce and Tom said no, but they're gonna end up your ass And Tony was like he was serious and I didn't know whether I should acknowledge it or keep going with my monologue I'm telling you Tom Brady was the worst person roast I know it was a great roast but he like if you can't take it don't be there if things are off limits don't be there if you know If so says something like you fuck you and you're not supposed to say that as the roasty You're supposed to sit there and you're quiet to take your turn to roast them Dude go back and watch the roast nobody threatens people well No six foot eight fucking football player fucking crazy. I can't believe you're taking Tom Brady's side on this It's almost like you just won't listen all admit I'm fucking jealous of all the people with the nice houses and the vodka deals, but this is ridiculous I would say Tom Brady would never commit violence.

He was being hyperbolic. No, I'm saying you're not supposed to say that The roasty is not supposed to say that sure no you could defend yourself. No, maybe if you're a comedian It's a perfect comeback. That is not a perfect comeback at all.

That's a threat of violence It's not funny. It's not nobody heard it except Tony my shoes and I say well I'll shove it up your ass Yeah, that's weird when you're hired to do a roast of that guy like it doesn't make any sense That's like me inviting you over to my house I'd be like yo roast me and then I fucking threaten you because I don't like the roast Yeah, he's right. Don't be on the roast then. Yeah, okay fine.

You know I told you a guy We know well is like one of the best rappers ever He could have been one of the best battle rappers ever but he has a daughter and a short fuse so he never got into battle wrapping Just because he knew he was like one day someone's gonna bring it up someone's gonna mention her name And I'm gonna have to fucking coldcock this guy on camera and go to jail I think if you call the greatest football player ever a bitch Yeah, he's gonna have a comeback, but I don't think he had any ill intention towards Tony No, it's like I go back to it roasts are meant for comedians and celebrities not sports people But yes, when is the special coming out imagine if there was a roast of erin hernandez well he was alive How many comedians you think would have died the roast of erin hernandez That was that is when I always realize americans and Canadians. I don't think anyone would do suicide roast jokes in Canada We're too sensitive. What I don't know I'm talking about You would do you out come on. Can I make it we're not too sensitive?

No, I do see a joke. It doesn't really work or it works for my purposes Ben bank is his life. I follow him and he's he's like Austin is just a hundred times better than Canada Austin Yeah, he moved to Austin just the city. Well, no, but he's out of the whole country.

Well in general He was saying he was like the comedy scene. He's like first of all people are welcoming here He's like the comedy scene in Canada is awful. He's like everyone hates each other No one's trying to help you out. He's like you could show up to do a set and someone was 600 in strength followers Be like no, you can't come on and he's like a rising a rising tide lifts all ships It's awful here because I think that affects a lot of Canadian industries is it's so hard It's so hard just to do and you're doing it to get nowhere There isn't like I can't tell you a handful of people That I know in Canada who make a living anyone I know who makes a living is America in America That's just pointy now So it's you try so hard it's so difficult and it may in the end just be futile unless you do that final step and move But he had to he went hardcore making fun of a live your chow and then bank is yeah like super super racist Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does the voice.

Yeah, no, I'm a really a chair He was just coming to Ottawa, Ottawa selling out selling out selling out, you know, and he made the money so he could move to awesome Yeah, but good for him. You've got to pick that lane and get it. Yeah, I mean he did call me 17 years in Canada So that no, he's not over. That's a sassy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah Uh, it's interesting that Rose battles like it didn't catch on like he'll Tony did I mean there was Rose battle TV's but you watch it. They're not good. It's not I mean alive thing In a way kiltoni took a piece of that Rose battles started before kiltoni. That's possible.

What I'm saying though is like there is a roast battle element to kill Tony They all roast the person after they do their minute. Yeah, and then sometimes that person claps back and when David Lucas goes up with Tony That's clearly like a five minute rose battle. Like what I'm saying. I get what you're saying I think doing a whole half hour of rose battle sometimes a bit much like I think people just are like oh my god You can only say oh my god for the rose battle was clunky too like the way the Judges would like it never flow like to kill Tony flows.

Yeah, it makes sense It is a ready exercise, but I don't find him entertaining I'm going to rose whoa, I can't but this at that those moments Well, and if you don't really know the people also like they're funny when it's like a famous person against the famous or the joke is really funny I do not think a Lucas Henshkull if show would be entertaining Contrary to Joseph. No, I don't well Joe thinks that's the funniest thing in the world. I agree sometimes it's funny most of the time What um what's his name says aren't even jokes. They don't even make sense and people laugh You know they just want to laugh which is fine.

Oh, no, I like that one interaction in that moment But I don't think it's really it's really no you guys must it's really funny when Shane's on Well, Shane is god. Shane really is. Did you see some areas? This is the post show, but Pires is not great.

No, it wasn't great. I agree. I agree. I'm sorry post joke.

Okay, post joke, but I agree with that So also create his name is McKeever. He's the most awkward guy So the main character. Yeah, the skin suit. I just know what you're talking about No, I think he's that's his real thing.

He's got some sort of less because if he sees his fingers No, if you watch his fingers carefully, he clearly has some sort of ailment absolutely blessed. I think that's all I'm gonna absolutely blessed So redacted don't be talking about his uh, his wife had a book the new 40 Shades of Grey 50. 50 Shades of Grey. The newest one doesn't hurt.

Mars is on discount Oh, yeah, the shark the smashes are head on the thing puts her head in the water fucks her from behind as the sharks come and eat her face And you read this no they told us all about it. Yes, so that leads me to this. Oh, sorry. No, I'm laughing at you big foot erotica They already have it.

They talk about what you're going to do That's what I'm gonna write big foot erotica. Oh, no, we're gonna step it up on Simon. You're gonna just get a eye to do it I was just gonna say you're gonna eliminate the middleman and chat chat. I'm sure the idea I'm sure I got ideas.

I'm sure I got ideas chat GPT will do a rough draft and you're just terror to shred See because nobody's taking the big foot fucking the women. That's obvious You know what I mean? Yeah, it's fucking other animals. That's where nobody's gone.

Yeah, of course That's where there's no gonna force no laws on big foot. It's one animal fucking another It's not illegal for a horse to fuck a lion. It's not possible. Unusually not You're it's not understood, but it's not a little case you rocket say if you fuck one lobster It's a felony you fucking twice you better put a ray on it That's funny Okay, so psychedelics in the 60s like How many years do you think it took to build the Empire State Building?

four three One in 1930. Well, they were in a race. Well, unless regulations That's the only thing people really And billionaires were racing billionaires to see who was gonna get the biggest it was the Empire States building against the Chrysler building and like it was a whole thing And when you have that that competition pushing you you can work a lot faster than you normally In 1930 with technology because you're willing to spend a lot of money. I can give an example I let stuff could still be built here and here, but they just don't want to spend money.

Okay. Oh, it's also again It's also regulations in the red tape. Come on. When I when I live in New York back then You would watch scaffold guys all over the city everywhere the scaffolding all over the city whenever they're doing stuff on the outside of a building The guys you watch do the scaffolding with all the safety regulations do it at half the speed Of the guys who's up there with no fucking and you'd see a ton of them dude Sorry, no, I'm just when you watch a guy who's untethered.

He's fucking ripping this stuff off dropping it down so fast They used to hire the Indians because they had the best balance Yeah, they were all very very good at fucking Empire None of them wore anything none of them followed any regulations. You can't do that now Everything has been slowed down by red tape. They used to cowboy shit back then remember we talked about this like not too long ago Like that's how fucking industries were made by guys cowboying shit Because of all the fucking Race well come on like if you look at the golden gate bridge like hundreds of people died building that thing because again They were like lost four more today like I told you look at the railways. Yeah, like you think they could anyways I feel like eric windstein.

We're just not at advances. We should be When I look at that the Empire State Building was built in 365 days in 1930 Did he say Arab windstein eric wine sign? Oh, thank you Arab windstein Sounds like an instrument. Have you played my edith windstein?

That's the most interesting conspiracy that I don't know if you're an expert But I guess the chaos guy but the the the Benefits of psychedelics and then the demonization like that messy murky which we're just coming out of now, right? Like had it had not been demonized had nuclear energy been embraced where would be with psychedelics and just peoples how we treat each other? I mean, I know you're not gonna like this is a lot of people that think that if we'd never Fuck with religion, we'd be far more advanced than we are if we religion did not exist Well, I mean that sort of finishes up because religion is kind of like the antithesis to logic, right? Well, and also the dark ages were directly because of religion, but the religion I eat the body positions and stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and like alla like any you know if you were scientific at all it was like lock up up parasy Which which is interesting right because right now we're in the process of like locking up the crazies who say the earth is flat or whatever Right when we look back at I'm just saying when we look back in history Almost anyone who had any revolutionary idea that today is canon I said was locked up and put away as a fucking maniac.

So just watch who you call a maniac. I guess we don't lock them up Like Terrence Howard is on tour right now. No, no, but you know, yeah I'm just saying I'm just making the point that you know, you know what I mean, we don't lock them up anymore, but we also um Make sure that they can't yeah, I'm with you. I'm not just great idea out there with any credibility I'm not disagreeing with that.

Yeah, and Terrence Howard. That's a tough one because I still don't understand what he's saying So I'm not sure whether he's right or wrong, but for a while the bible was the only entertainment No, yeah, no, I don't think so Well, the bible was around there were other things written there were music is really old what what you think the bible was the only book Nobody else wrote anything just for writing. I just had music is very old like as long as there's been music Stories have been told since the beginning of time But his argument is that it's all sorry go ahead. It's propaganda The bible was the first propaganda and now music as we're learning is probably propaganda as films Yep, tried his influence propaganda and that's probably why you're so brainwashed because you love music so much But you think there were other music is anti-Jewish.

No, no, no, you don't even know it is That's the thing like you don't listen to Drake obviously no his music is pro is real heaven. Oh, I know but Anyways, there are all the stories before the bible gaza. Do you love me? Do you need me?

Is there a story older than the bible? I mean, they're probably there had to have been yes, there is and that's the day c- scrolls. It's the mess of patamian And like you said and anaki toblin the translation the numbers and letters who knows what the ashima Tuesday or Tuesday But lastly, did he say choose they or choose? I've just learned to let that stuff go those are things are like yeah, I just let them yeah, you I know yeah, let them and go Let him go I was cooking how resilient religion is to like all the fucking guys scamming money to their face getting on jet planes the pastors the Molesters the suicide bombers like in all fact all these like negative things and it Um, well, it's not me.

They just there's some bad seeds and that's like the evil that Has to coexist it would appear. Well if religion is a sinister Proposition from the start and I'm not saying it is but if yeah, then all of that would make sense right because it would just be the If the natural progression so there's two things religion was actually someone spoke to god and put it in a book Or someone said this is what we're gonna do is pretend we're speaking to god so we can make a lot of money How different is that the song creating AI or vodka? Well, no, I mean we create the bible and then it gets out of control No, it's a chat GPT might as well be the bible You're creating a thing that everybody is gonna use as canon as I'm gonna use this and it's gonna give me the right answer and really it has uh So it's an action. We've always got that.

No, I know and we're usually not aware of it though That's the thing right like a normal person. I'm just saying my father a normal person They read the newspaper. They think that somebody telling them the truth. Yeah, that's because when they were young it probably was For the most part telling them the truth.

Well, I mean Way more savvy. I think everyone's everything's bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, you are totally wrong. You're forgetting too that like simply I'm at like think about an encyclopedia.

Let's say encyclopedia had a misprint that no one noticed for 20 years It's been printed a million times. We all now have this encyclopedia that has a wrong answer in it But we're all treating that might be where the Mandela effect comes from sure It's just one encyclopedia Britannica from one year where they called it the Berenstein Bears and there's a new one It's the seven dwarves hi-ho hi-ho. What do they say? It's off to work.

We go. That's not what it is I just listened to the album It's it's off to work. They say a bunch of things and one of them is off to work. We go because I saw the guy play the actually pulled out the old Violin play It says it says a bunch of different things, but one of them is okay Oh Saying that the right one was it's off to home.

We go Was that it? I remember it's off to work. We go Let's say a bunch. Yeah, they say a bunch and that's not the main one like there are other ones that are repeated.

Yeah, but that's the one we stop That's the easiest thing to fake or whatever Allegantly wasted. Oh, I remember I told you guys about um Oasis shitty on Michael Hutchinson. Who the fuck is Michael Hutchinson? NxS.

He wasn't out there, but yeah, he wrote a song called Allegantly Wasted and in it goes elegantly wasted Better than Oasis it was the very first diss track is what I'm saying long before the rappers the rockers Oh, no, this is the same time that we'll look at Leonard Look at Leonard's skinnerd and that's my theory. That's it. We don't distract which one Anyhow, and sweet home Alabama that whole song is just like a big diss on Neil Young. Yeah, I know young sucks Yeah, that is my first in-depth chat GPT document.

You talk about the worst guy to represent Canada, you know what I mean? It's gotta be done. Who owns all his music by the way Michael Jackson. No, black rock Leonard skitter.

Oh, really? They own all of the young's music and that's why it had to come off Spotify No, that was just virtual signal. No, I think they bought it after all that or I can't remember But I know that I'm pretty sure one of those I'm almost positive black rock owns his whole that's so gross Keep in mind they own it through like multiple subsidiaries. It's like subliminal advertising.

That's what you think it is. Hey, that's the worst Oh my god. Hey, man. I always love Duncan Duncan.

He's so long. He's so lucky to have John's life Peace be him. Oh quarter of the show and maybe week the gates of hell are locked from the inside no quarter of the show I don't remember his name. It was something interesting like sand Oh, yeah back to that.

So that's racism that the world just doesn't care Yemen and Haiti Like Haiti is really bad like the worst thing going on the world right now and it's not I think it's no hold on hold on Like it was when I had a earthquake at least three weeks Haiti Haiti what I was gonna say is that Haiti's been fucked for two decades. So I think we're all kind of like I don't pick a disaster. We like the newest person getting fucked. Well, no, it's even then like listen why clef John is from Haiti and he fucked them Yeah, he's gone until November 2027 or something.

Yeah, you get my point though is like he's guy from there doesn't want to fucking help Uh, this is so weird and totally random, but they just did you know? Ukraine and Russia in the war up until now America and Germany if we give you a gun you can't shoot at a Russia You can fight them in dial. You want but you can't do this and they've just given permission to shoot inside Russia two years in The most ridiculous you change that it's inside of Russia. They can use it to defend their country They can't use it to invade Russia Russia is shooting from inside Russia and getting Ukraine Yeah, Ukraine could only shoot at someone if they were in the Ukraine Yes, there's a mortar there.

We can't shoot that because he's on the like I don't believe any of that shit Is that the rules that these will know or you don't get any And they have that here to it and now they're not going to do it. It's the same thing as like um Who was saying if if uh America wanted is you to stop doing something. They just say no more guns No more money no more guns. Yeah, right.

Yes. Yes. There are many ways they could do it The fact that they do nothing tells you that they have no interest in stopping it But if you're saying if someone invades you and I'm like, hey here defend yourself I'm not telling you but you're going yeah, I don't believe what you're saying That's what I said in the first place. I don't believe that was ever a rule and I don't believe that was something that the Ukrainians were following Yeah, we're just we're in war, but we're not gonna do fuck you so glad but that's how ridiculous it is Anyways, I mean car you're also forgetting that like you you may be reading into it the wrong way Like think about think about alcada for example like a mayor if america had said that I'm hey by the way You can't ever use these guns against us They might have been like oh fuck Yeah, and it was a gentleman's hand maybe it's the loophole like Germany has some weird agreement with Russia that they'll never You know sell somebody guns to use against them They'll sell them guns to defend themselves against them Well, no because you could argue the argument could be made again The argument can be made that like we're giving these guns to defend yourself not to invade a neighboring country Yeah, is there someone in Russia looking at every shell just to make sure like an audit of what we're getting it with or snot Are we done with Duncan?

I give it a two give it a two. I give it a four. I love Duncan This is great for well the weak stung and I love this one last I give it a a Two and a half Two and a half all right. Well there you go.

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Come on. Can I get a name and a number? Welcome back listeners if you can't take a joke 2158 Harlan Williams, you're in the wrong place if you can't take a joke. Yeah, well no But this is what do you guys think?

Partly well this takes bit bitty to the whole next level and this isn't even bit bitty. This is like bat baddie This was brutal the celery no I you know what part of part of it Part of me was like this is terrible and part of me was like this is fucking hilarious I it was a really thin line joe didn't even know he was being trolled half of the time Which is insane which is insane, but that just shows you how disconnected joe is to humor. Yeah. No, I think I think 20 minutes in the start of the tape worm.

Yeah, that was the first thing and I think joe figured out By the salary the by the salary he really he named the tape worm. I don't think he knew until I still don't think he was way through But there was a hilarious moment where joe spills the coffee and um harlan says oh do you need this? And passes him the celery. Oh my god.

I almost pissed my pants and joe says yeah, I don't think that'll work But have you ever seen harlan been serious? No, no and I was hoping for that did you see him on kill tony? Yeah, it was so funny man. So he comes with this uh, de vry diploma of comedy or some shit and the whole episode He's just like harbing back to this diploma every time he has like a joke that bombs He's like lifting it up on the graduate He's funny man.

He's stupid and funny and Like he's goofy And it almost feels like more legit. Yeah, yeah, then tom green being goofy Do you know what I mean? Because you've never actually seen him serious where you've seen tom green be serious. So this guy's like he's never broken the Character i've never seen him not be this i can care on every podcast he goes on just a life in general Every character i mean i guess any other time he is on stage he is doing a show he's yeah, it's not his body I've never seen him at like a barbecue or anything Um Well, what's weird is they started talking about the twilight zone which is all great shows in this episode turning an episode of the twilight zone It's episode's terrible.

Um, it's not his moments. It's a sponsely chewing celery animals animals like attacking to protect their kids Is that a weird thing of consciousness that we don't think about as much? What do you mean? We just think animals are all just like survival But there is some sort of the mama bear protects or cubs Okay, well Because he loves the animals in the wild just without babies, okay?

Animals in the wild are doing one of two things they're either hunting Or they're trying to stay alive those are like the two you're either prey or your predator The babies is like that other they're not hunting you but they'll attack you to save their children attack the children. Yeah, is that what you i i i watched um a wildebeast or there was a bunch of wildebeast At a waterhole and then a crocodile comes up and just grabs them by the neck and they all stirry It's super chaotic and drags it in and they just stand there then slowly they just creep back down and they go to start drinking again It's what happens they don't think about well larry just got jacked maybe we should come back to it I think it's like literally a numbers game with those herd animals and they have No, they have Offspring every year the difficulty bears. It's not like humans where you'll have one baby every You know, and you're only gonna have three children your whole life. They're gonna have 24 litters or whatever the fuck they're called And yeah, I think it's a numbers game It's like they need to drink in times of drought in the jungle or wherever the savannah Um, those watering holes become really small.

I know this because of naked and afraid They become really small and all the animals have to drink So you're gonna take your chances down at the watering hole because if you're down there Then then things that are hunting you are gonna be hanging out there waiting for you to come they should do 23 and me for animals Why will that be there be families? Oh, I think they do that because life as a bear Joe talks about law But if you really think what is the most amazing thing Like aside from hunters you just you're nothing as you just walk around and you're in a store with all the goodies and everything and Just that's the I think some of these animals like only get a couple of kills You know what I mean? It's not Maybe you're also gonna get a 48 foot tape worm eating away your inside Like yeah, you're the king of the fucking forest, but there's a parasite eating you live from So who's really the king? Yeah, but uh like these grislies that live by the salmon those things must live amazing lives Like all they have to worry about is fighting other bears, but the salmon aren't there all year round Are they um don't they just swim upstream to yeah, but then they hibernate so like remember Sleep a lot of you just wake up go eat the fish your paw Fock some sex fuck a bitch fighting a couple of dudes and head back to sleep.

It's the best life in the world and then Um after tape where was enough that's life. He reveals the the bear scar Dude that was so funny. It was so funny. It was on the night when Joe tells him to go back They should take him back to Canada for what he's done to him But then he goes one further and pulls him asleep in the yellow scratch It was on the other side actually oh, sorry for watching watching and then the scar fell off Oh It was perfect every like stupid thing that Joe loves he made some joke around Yes, so that so that was the subtext of his gag was trying to break down why joe's in the hunting I also like where he was like we could do one of them cold plunge.

I got one here He's like I want to go to the one of your house and then joe's like it seems like you just want to be invited over He's like that's right. I do and he's like we do work out the morning. He goes absolutely not Yeah, I am just frustrated that he we didn't um Get to know harlin anymore. Is this the first time harlin had been on?

I thought he had been on before it's a good question. Yeah, and I realize now all the notes It's very difficult because I started sort of pursuing what they're talking about just to be another dag But uh, there's a hail storm in texas. I was in the biggest hail storm in uh, Australian history Wow, this is one of those things you know, you're talking about like um being there. Yes.

Yeah, yeah You weren't like I don't I don't put up my resume But you can look it up and say oh that was it and it was crazy as it was only Uh 42 minutes or whatever how big was the hail the size of my fist and bigger? That's crazy Every car was indented wow like beveled All the windows are smashed it wasn't same and so fast I think it would die but it was more um the the city was destroyed And there's nothing you do about that. It looks like it was this first appearance on um, that's crazy Hail in the summer is so fucking weird. This is different hail though.

Anyhow, we see you may actually want to go under a comfort tree But it's not this could kill you so if you were to feel you're fucked Joe has now had the entire cast of half baked on but the main character like that math Interesting Ruish lapel harlin. I bet you could say that about a lot of movies But you said the entire main cast I noted Let's get shot gpt. Yeah. Yeah, it's your pd It would suck to be I guess they were talking about it um You are successful and you have three girls and all your friends and you go to beach in a coconut falls on your head Okay, guys.

That's You had it all and that's everybody all the time you can walk inside like you get in your Coconut here. It's yes. You could somebody could drop it out of their window. Um, anything can fucking happen and every time We get in our cars.

Yeah, potential to die right there so much risk like not you could be the best driver in the world and Like Have you seen how many people have been driving the wrong way on the queensway? We're like four this year dude four in one year Mary and I were talking about it and I was like I'm 41 years old and I can't remember it ever happening in my entire life And it's happening in toronto because the six car pile up this last one Where's or yeah, six cars and like four people died or okay? So I saw it happen. I saw a guy drive on to the off ramp at carling like you know the off Where it happened though.

No, I know but no, this is like last year. It's crazy I was talking like crazy and he was 90 years old. No, it was a no. Oh my god.

That's so you end up on the queensway going the wrong way You're fucked man. No, you gotta pull right over Simon. It's also that exit drops like substantially So like there's a point where like neither of you could see each other it could be like a you could both be going like Yeah Yeah, we can't talk about it. Um, well instead of building turtle fences They should be fucking spending some money to put in some yeah enough turtle fences.

Don't order in here I didn't tell you about the turtle fence. What language do you think those sides should be? I did all along the existing fence. They put these Oh, you're talking about the turtle fences.

So you know where your touch colors are going, man Turtle, but do you think those sides should be in english? They should be in both they should be in every language on earth. The sign is telling people you don't go down this road They're not in any language because it's a fucking do not enter symbol. It's universal It's not a French or an english thing exactly Uh, scallard crossbow this show fell apart at the brian Simpson FaceTime.

Oh my god That was brutal. That was just like Joe should have known better when he said brian who? Yeah, I thought Joe was a good sport with harlem. He was he played along the gang against funny and stuff But it just it just I thought I always got to be on to the day.

I die and it's like an old school mentality. Hi brian It's joe rogan here. Uh, i'm gonna send you a link because you're on the show and i'm gonna FaceTime you back I'm here with harlan williams like i bet brian was like, uh, yeah, okay dog Is this super hot girl Okay, can I ask you a serious question? Yeah, have we ever seen this before where somebody goes on rogan and never breaks character and does his Stick and joe plays along with it.

I don't think so. Uh, we'll walk her I believe we'll walk a junior was on it. He's just a whole stick. Who's wheelie walker?

Jimmy was it no we walk a junior? He's the cowboy guy. No he talked for real I remember that one. That was a long time ago.

It was like episode 790 or something. Oh, so long before we did this. Yeah, yeah The most biddie the most biddie is the most bitty But this was bitty in a different way this way like you didn't think he was coming up there trying to like This was almost like carrot top like he came with props. He did come with props I know what I was on what I'm we got to know him a bit what I'm saying Those this was carrot top level preparedness like coming with like it's one thing being like Oh, you know, I'll try out my funeral bit on joe.

See if it gets any pull It's another being like I've prepared seven slides and I have a prosthetic I mean you got to give him credit. He runs the whole demetri bit at the beginning Yeah for like a half hour 45 minutes and then goes the whole episode before pulling the snake out of his ass Come on that is dedication to a joke. That's a fucking tadah moment Come on you're a comedian you must see these things Sorry, I forgot what are we talking about? Harlan Williams is a bag of jokes.

Oh, no, I was gonna say Mike Baker. I was holding my head who stayed in character the whole time. Don't you? Mike Baker, yes, you are Sorry, you're not doing this for me.

It doesn't matter my hearing. It's for the people You are absolutely correct. Mike Baker is the right answer to that question. He's been a character like 15 episodes I was like, how'd you pet David, but he was just a bit gifted.

I'm kidding. Oh, yeah And I can't think of I know I can't even anyone else at Harlan Williams. Um, I love the stock porn Yes, so I wear this. Oh, no, I'm a lawyer.

Oh, when we get stuck in a couch in a yeah, women are stuck in a very innocuous Yeah, and they're a helpful stepson Kind of only is trying to help them out and then on one pole. He'll usually accidentally um pull their pants off Oh, sometimes it's not even that sometimes it's more rapey sometimes. It's literally like oh, you're stuck in the dryer Let me just stick my dick and you're pussy's hanging out. Let's see if we can work this out.

Yeah, and then they're in the dryer like oh my god No, I'm getting surprised later done. Yeah, of course you are. I think you prefer under the bed. There's one under there's a one Yeah, there's like a hostile is a whole thing.

There's either like the one where like you clearly aren't stuck Or there's it's possible they actually gotta suck and really help to get out There's one where she got our meal in the kitchen. There's like there's a different porn. Yeah, where it's not even porn like nobody's get in fucked Okay, it's just hot girls sinking in quicksand type scenarios You know what I mean? Yeah, but it's right.

You're porn exactly weird and there's all types of porn But stuck porn in particular. This is a thing. I didn't I did not know this was a thing What other kind of things do they get stuck in? Dryer yeah, you said watch me a couch.

Yeah under bed under sink. It's always it's always at home. Yeah, of course Well, yeah, yeah, we're getting stuck in a tree or something If they never get stuck in the backyard stuck in the tree No, it's not I mean it's always stuck at home because you have to be scantily clad too, right? Like it's gotta be like right my pussy is hanging out.

Why would you be outside? Yeah with your pussy just dangling out? Yeah Yeah, they're always clearly not stuck. That's the biggest thing too.

Like there isn't even a moniker of you No, no, no, no, are they like calling out to the stepson? I'm stuck on suck. No, they just come upon me It's a couple of months ago. I got you I mean you search for this what prompt words do you So no, I'm saying if one words search for what words the search like stepdaughter stuck.

Yeah, I'm sure I don't ever say stepdaughter Yeah, that's a dicey road for you. Yeah, you obviously any I don't like any just words. Doc will get you there stuck stuck. Yeah, there you go Um, how did the fish get in the Great Lakes?

Hold on a second before we get to the fish do there is there is this no? There was this porn where it's do I pass it around to everyone in the bar days this chick is European is fuck Let's just say that so her English is not her first language and she's talking dirty the camera while doing stuff to herself I'm kind of something eventually but stuff. But here's the important part She has she has run through the English language and she has called her ass everything imaginable every synonym for her ass She has used and you can tell that she's hell bent on never repeating anything in the dirty talking I can't wait. Anyway, she's finally she's finally like Get to it.

I want you to lick my shit pussy She invented shit dude. That was the first that was my first ever spotting of the shit pussy. It's funny coined I honestly I to this day. It's I've never is the only time I've ever laughed at loud Oh my god, that's funny like that Shane bit coughing while having sex Go ahead.

Come on. Are we done with harlin? How did the fish get in the Great Lakes? Oh, yeah, well, they probably came in the icebergs No, they said they were Jamie pulled it up and they said guys wanted to fish They ended up bringing a bunch of salmon.

Yeah, no, but why couldn't they come in the same glaciers that carved out the lake? Like that's how it worked. I like that frozen fish that came back to life. I'm pretty sure that happens Why is the bottom of the lakes so cold?

Why are you saying because it's getting closer to the center of the earth? That's what I always say That's what he always says. Well, we've been through this a million times But they are pretty spectacular. Like the Great Lakes.

I've only seen them all in my lifetime You've seen all the Great Lakes. No, that's not true Yes, no, I have I have go through them for us first of all name all five Great Lakes for me superior When it's under bay. Yeah, okay. Ontario.

Yeah, yeah Erie haven't seen it. No, okay, you're on. Yeah, you haven't seen it in Michigan It's all Michigan. You got all the great ones Chicago and sometimes Chicago Uh, that's funny.

Uh, so yeah, I think they would have come in the thing I was gonna tell you an interesting fact it was that at the bottom of Lake Superior I think it's Lake Superior. They found these like stone structures. Okay, like stone henji type things. Yeah, that's interesting That is so deep like literally if you think about it, it's literally so deep before the during the glaciers before the glaciers then under and now under all that water Yeah, it would have been on land and then not those lakes are great.

I was a dumb. Do we know that already? I don't think that's true. Did Joe just made that up.

I think I've never heard that before I got it up. He was like a Mandela effect though. I mean, they've always been a character. There's owls are dumb Did we know that already?

Everything I've ever liked about owls from cartoons and they're very smart and learn it. Yeah, they're very smart silent assassins and I thought it was good of Joe to really kill Heartland's vibe by talking about Phil Hartman's death. There was no way he could play that out. The solemn death link birds are actually remarkably intelligent known to use tools one of the most intelligent species in the new Caledonian species which has been known to use tools such as sticks to reach insects.

So there you go. Oh, we're owls dumb. I don't think so. And that's it.

Oh wait. Oh, they're not as smart as grows, but they're still smart. Crows are really smart. Crows are the food chain.

They're dumb. It's crazy. They're smarter than most humans. You know, probably.