Episode 299: Movie News, Pinocchio

We're still waiting for someone to come along and sprinkle fairy dust on us. 'Til then, we're just gonna keep acting like real film critics here at Breakfast All Day. Alonso and Christy review the truly terrible live-action remake of "Pinocchio," which went straight to streaming on Disney+. We also have lots of news for you, including the Toronto International Film Festival starting (with Alonso's breakdown of how meaningless standing ovations are), Disney's D23 Expo, trailers for "Glass Onion" and "My Policeman," Lea Michele in "Funny Girl," Beyond Fest celebrating "RRR" director S.S. Rajamouli and more. And over at our Patreon, we recap episode 4 of "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law," which was actually good! Thanks for sharing some of your time with us.