Episode #2x24: What's Your Status?

It's our last show before a two week summer break, so eat it up sycophants.  Andrew is, officially, an Uber driver. Welcome to the jungle.  The Department of Justice is editing the Orlando shooter's 911 transcripts -- is this what everyone means by "PC culture"? "Here's a novel idea," they said. "Let's do nothing," they said. The Senate votes down all four gun control bills.  A new era of Trump? Campaign manager Corey Lewandowski gets fired and The Donald embarks on a scapegoat tour of the U.S. Britain, you already lost the American colonies. Don't also lose your marbles. We explain "Brexit" and why it's the worst idea since Yorktown.  Welcome, redcoat! Laura from Englandtown joins us for a jolly good spot of tea.  Fuck Off, Cupid features new dramatic readings and grave concern over OKCupid's matching methods.  And in this week's After Dark: You have been granted the opportunity to send a birthday gift to your 16-year-old self. What would you give them?  We answer for ourselves, and for each other. Someone needs the gift of adult supervision.  Associate Producers' Choice asks us about wrestling and we meander down a twisted road toward gay stuff.  We're also asked about celebrities running for office and offer up one of our own.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices