Episode 3

Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe. Doomscrolling Is Slowly Eroding Your Mental Health Lamborghini Huracan Spyder totaled 20 minutes after leaving showroom Nasa astronaut accidentally drops mirror into space NASA offering $20,000 for best idea in astronaut toilet challenge Man takes a swim in Bass Pro Shops aquarium, police work to identify him Man Tries Using Tree To Lift Ford Super Duty Cab And It Goes Terribly Wrong Rob Paulsen Promises the New ‘Animaniacs’ Episodes Stay True to the Original Couple finds swastika of pepperoni on their Little Caesars pizza The Perfect Art Heist: Hack the Money, Leave the Painting New Giant Evangelion Attraction Opening In Japan Costco stops selling half-sheet cakes Ancient Japanese birds looked a lot like New Zealand's monster penguins Trip to the store for hot dogs leads man to $100,000 lottery jackpot Crater of Diamonds visitor finds 2.23-carat brown diamond in the dirt Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas and Daddy Juice Energy Florida man fist-fights alligator to save dog Boy, 10, has a five-foot cable stuck in bladder 'for five years' Family too scared to leave house after 25,000 bees invade kids' garden trampoline School board member in Oklahoma spotted drinking a beer during board meeting Semi crash leaves road covered in French fries Japan awards first-ever ninja studies degree New hack runs homebrew code from DVD-R on unmodified PlayStation 2 The Pokémon Go grandpa’s bike evolves to hold 64 smartphones