Episode 3. Met Gala Controversy, Zoe Kravitz's engagement and bad broccoli jokes

It’s episode three and Hannah’s back (phew)! We’re debriefing bank holiday carnage, hot Pilates bodily fluids, and the ongoing battle between sobriety and two bottles of natural wine.We spiral through Met Gala controversy, billionaire chaos, and why we’re suddenly pro-smoking again (don’t quote us on that). There’s also a deep dive into parasocial crushes, Raya horrors, and the very real consequences of a missSpelt broccoli joke.Plus: Pinterest as self-care, toxic workplace rumours in podcast land, and the existential injustice of Gen Z being banned from cigarettes.Recommendations from the episode:Read Before the Coffee Gets Coldhttps://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/44421460-before-the-coffee-gets-coldBuy Fun and Gameshttps://harpercollins.co.uk/products/fun-and-games-john-patrick-mchugh?variant=41459518177358Buy bedding you can’t affordhttps://under-under.eu/collections/bed-linenStick detox patches on your feet and hope for the besthttps://wholefoodsbox.co.uk/products/bodytox-detox-foot-patches-10sPop culture, mild breakdowns, and absolutely no fact-checking — just how we like it. Get full access to No Country For Hot Girls at julianapiskorz.substack.com/subscribe