Episode 3 - Return of the Jeggings, A Star Wars Spectacular

*SPOILER ALERT* - This episode contains spoilers for&nbsp;the new Star Wars film. So BEWARE. <span style= "font-size: 10pt;">An&nbsp;obligatory, rambling, half-hearted, ill-informed and way too late Star Wars - The Force Awakens episode. Show Links <a href= "http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jan/05/han-solo-princess-leia-millennium-falcon-star-wars-the-force-awakens" target="_blank">The Millennium Falcon Kitchenette <a href= "https://medium.com/@benostrower/rey-is-a-kenobi-362b5af09849#.4f9vdkfub" target="_blank">Rey is a Kenobi <a href= "https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6575271/1/Supermassive-Black-Hole%20" target="_blank">Supermassive Black Hole - The Star Wars/Harry Potter Fan Fiction <a href= "http://whatculture.com/film/7-crazy-star-wars-fan-theories-people-actually-believed.php/8" target="_blank">R2 D2 is Luke's Father <a href= "http://fusion.net/story/252307/the-craziest-star-wars-theories/" target="_blank">Rey is a clone <a href= "http://www.newsarama.com/27430-snoke-vader-a-crazy-star-wars-theory.html" target="_blank">Snoke is Darth Vader <a href= "http://mic.com/articles/131224/there-s-either-an-error-in-the-new-star-wars-crawl-or-a-big-surprise-for-luke-and-leia#.Xwuz1QkmD" target="_blank">The Comma Theory <a href= "http://www.starwarsringtheory.com" target="_blank">The Star Wars Ring Theory <a href= "http://geekritique.net/2015/12/24/the-best-and-worst-star-wars-fan-theories-post-episode-vii/" target="_blank">Kylo Ren is a double agent