Episode 3: The Feeding Chain

This episode exposes the feeding rituals, crisis cycles, and energy‑harvesting hierarchy of Hopscotch Magazine™, a workplace so cursed it turned fluorescent lighting into a weapon.From the apex predators in the executive suite to the walls that hum when morale rises, nothing is safe—not even Benny the Burnout Badger™, the familiar of corporate despair.If you’ve ever felt like your job was draining your soul through a bendy straw, congratulations. You’ve already survived the first ritual.