Episode 3: The Truth About Stacey

Stacey's got diabetes, and her parents have gone off the fucking DEEP END. Stoneybrook is infiltrated by CIA agents posing as teen babysitters, and the girls of the BSC get a hasty education in corporate espionage. Meanwhile, Aoife tries to cook sweet potatoes, with very limited success. This episode is brought to you by Big Paediatric Endocrinology. In this episode: we take a series of brave editorial stances; toddlers swearing at their spaghetti; how to tell when you've officially spent too much on socks; capitalism is hard, you guys; bad-girl signifiers and the corporate semiotics of bubblegum; Leisure Suit Larry and its deeply suspect age verification; how to look totes profesh, 1987-style; nobody understands Aoife; is your doctor sufficiently famous?; next-level snacking techniques; and which member of the BSC is the most foul-mouthed.