Episode 305: It Looks Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays

Show Notes Episode 305: Looks Like Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays This week Host Dave Bledsoe wraps himself in protective wards and desperately sages the studio because it is time to clean the cat’s litter box. (How can such a small creature shit THAT much?) On the show this week we tackle an issue no one ever thought of because it is frankly ludicrous: Is Garfield Evil? (Yes, this really IS what we are talking about.) Along the way we learn that a young Dave used to do the cutest little voices for Odie when playing with little sister! (Man, he gets pissed when we bring that up!) Then we dive in the Darkness that is the Creation of Jim Davis, the fat, angry cat that has come to dominate the lives of millions across the globe and ask how this happened? (The answers WILL shock you and possibly get this podcast sued by PAWS Inc.) Then we learn the Black Secrets of the Inner World of Garfield, including sacrifice, muder, and yes CANNIBALISM! (Someone REALLY should run this show past a lawyer before it goes live!)   Our Sponsor this week is The Lumbergh School of Management, because SOMEONE is going to need to work this Saturday. We open with A Case of the Mondays and close with Georgia Rose 16 explaining why he never much cared for the day.  Show Theme: https://www.jamendo.com/track/421668/prelude-to-common-sense The Show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheHell_Podcast The Show on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/whatthehellpodcast/ www.whatthehellpodcast.com Give us your money on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/Whatthehellpodcast The Show Line: 347 687 9601 Closing Music: https://youtu.be/A1leWrSrHqw We are a proud member of the Seltzer Kings Podcast Network! http://seltzerkings.com/ Citations Needed: The Cat That Rots the Intellect https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/opinions/1982/12/12/lives-the-cat-that-rots-the-intellect/d6ed28c6-bee3-41ad-81f2-1839b34b87b1/ Wikipedia: Garfield https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield Jim Davis Explains Why Garfield Loves Lasagna and Hates Mondays and Why People Love Garfield https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jim-davis-explains-why-ga_b_6094892 The Mysterious Disappearance of Four Comic Book Characters https://www.neatorama.com/2009/10/09/the-mysterious-disappearance-of-four-comic-book-characters/ The Darker Side of Garfield https://www.horrorbound.net/blog/2019/5/23/the-darker-side-of-garfield The Death of Garfield? Did Garfield die? Or was it all a dream? https://www.retrojunk.com/article/show/417/the-death-of-garfield Uncited Additional Reading:   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Davis_(cartoonist) https://www.boredpanda.com/garfield-dark-lore-jon-lyman-odie/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic https://thoughtcatalog.com/lev-novak/2014/09/the-dark-secret-of-garfield/ https://thehundreds.com/blogs/content/garfield-abyss-reflections-scariest-garfield-comic-strip-series-ever https://www.grunge.com/207413/the-bizarre-history-of-garfield/ https://boingboing.net/2006/08/09/death-of-garfield-my.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices