Episode #327: And the Crab said, “Let there be RAM”

Pizzagate turns out to be real, but MAGA now calls it a hoax. The Left defends the 2nd Amendment as MAGA asks “why did he need a gun?” Trump sues his own IRS for leaking his data, while DOGE leaked literally everyone’s data.  AI agents create their own social media and religion to ponder the meaning of existence, but at least the global economic and political system is about to collapse.