EPISODE 329 - Hotractor - Who Asked You?

I bring you another update on my escapades as an assassin in France. As many as 62 shows are either ending or getting cancelled on American TV at the end of this season. Give yourself an endoscopy exam while masturbating thanks to the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator from Lovehoney.com. It’s even compatible with FaceTime! The authors of a new study say they’ve discovered why men are more attracted to curvier women. Facebook emoticons are a little less curvy after a petition got the “feeling fat” text removed from the status update options. Krispy Kreme has unleashed an abomination on the planet in the form of a hot dog in a glazed bun. But it doesn’t end there. And, in Breaking News a burglar gets caught, tells the victim he’s a ghost and the victim believes him! SHOW LINKS: Alien: Isolation Assassin’s Creed Unity TVSeriesFinale.com: 62 Ending or Cancelled TV Shows for the 2014-15 Season Lovehoney.com: Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator Huffington Post: Science Explains Why Men Like Women With Curvy Booties EndangeredBodies.org http://www.facebook.com The Consumerist: Baseball Team Combines Krispy Kreme Doughnut, Hot Dog, Bacon & Jelly To Create Our Nightmare