Episode 33: Trump Bests The Normandy Invasion, SCOTUS Drives Us Off A Cliff, Methaphone Treatment, Target Wants You Back Baby, and more

Donald Trump and his sycophants are trying to convince you that their expensive Midnight Hammer bombing mission was the greatest military operation in the history of the world. Given that the Normandy invasion in June of 1944 involved 156,000 troops from multiple countries, 195,700 naval personnel, 7,000 ships and landing craft, 11,000 aircraft, and 50,000 vehicles and took two years to plan, that sounds about right. How can you not be exhausted by this guy at this point? The compromised Supreme Court jerks the wheel towards authoritarianism. A basketball star doesn’t believe in history before 1950, which is fine because until this week I’d never heard of him either. The Onion goes legit. “Big Balls” retires. Some jackass shoots donkeys with arrows. Are you eligible for ‘Methaphone’ treatment? This is the episode in which I poke the social media bear with predictable results. I am headed to Chicago next week, and I am going to miss the lightning bugs one day. Target is trying to buy liberals back. Will it work?