Episode 33: Welcome Back Stacey!

OMG, Stacey's parents are breaking up! Will she move back to Stoneybrook and rejoin the BSC? It's completely impossible to know. A real nail-biter. The suspense is KILLING us. But more importantly, Alan Gray has an absolutely GLORIOUS hat. On today's agenda: the all-important sophistication hierarchy; how to tell if your baby is a Communist; tfw you can't leave New York because you need to keep an eye on your embezzlement business; a passionate encounter with a sexy cabinet-maker; how to watch TV while remaining virtuous; beloved family comedy Rosemary's Baby; everyone else's parents are still madly in love, sorry Stace; upsetting facts about donkeys; the decadence of giant novelty aspirin; being gay, doing extremely small crimes; a clique-based economy; the Pikes do their bit to keep property prices affordable; cardboard box mooching etiquette; the semiotics of sequins continue to baffle us; top-notch nephew adventures. Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive. If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!